I haven’t been going to the gym much anymore. I could blame it on being busy, but it’s probably just laziness. Sandy often leaves us to go klap some gym, but I’m thinking of taking up home exercise, and apparently I can do a routine to make me like The Witcher’s Geralt or Assassin’s Creed’s Altair.
Neila Rey has a ton of workouts available for free online, and they are definitely inspired by all your favorite Superheroes and gaming characters. Want to climb up buildings like Altair and other assassins of the creed? Then you’re gonna need to do at least this:
Or perhaps you want to work your “core” more. You can go all Fus Roh Dah on your workout routine thanks to this Dragonborn workout:
However, we all know Geralt is the toughest character of them all. Just look at this workout – even Sandy was intimidated by the idea of bicep-curling your own leg. Yes, that’s right, Geralt is just that strong and flexible.
I think this is a pretty cool idea. It can be difficult to get motivated to work out, and these offer a variety of workout routines that give you the inspiration that just maybe you can be as awesome as the characters you control in games. There is even a Batman one for Darryn and a Superman one for Gavin. Despite all the clichés and memes to the contrary, plenty of gamers and comic book fans are fit and strong, so why not let us embrace our fantasy inspirations and klap the home-gym like Witchers and Dragonborn?
Oh, who am I kidding? I’ll just look at the diagram and then go back to leveling up in-game characters instead of myself.
Last Updated: July 7, 2014
Matewis Jubilai
July 7, 2014 at 17:34
Tae Bo Is also pretty cool for a home exercise. You can imagine that you’re punching and kicking someone 😛
Pieter Smal
July 7, 2014 at 18:09
Awesome! Gamers are unfit and unhealthy anyhow!
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 7, 2014 at 19:04
But can I wear my TAPPET top with the hood up when klapping this?
Brady miaau
July 8, 2014 at 08:18
Yes, but only on Tuesdays. Sorry, I do not make up the rules.
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 8, 2014 at 08:23
But today is Tuesday! YEAH BRO! TAP OUT!
Hammersteyn
July 7, 2014 at 19:37
Like that’s gonna happen
*gabs another beer and a slice of pizza
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
July 7, 2014 at 20:18
… like a boss! Quattro Formaggi all the way!
Rince&pop
July 8, 2014 at 08:43
Hands chilli sauce
J_Joestar
July 7, 2014 at 20:27
Where is the “Mario” workout?
the ability to jump several times your height while maintaining a soft & pudgy build.
Rince&pop
July 8, 2014 at 08:44
And repeating the number of Mario Cart titles?
Sageville
July 7, 2014 at 23:32
What platform is this “Exercise” thing on?
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 8, 2014 at 07:31
The Wii!
Her Highness the Hipster
July 8, 2014 at 07:38
Xbone! *wags eyebrows*
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what? it has a kinect
CodeName Tailgunner
July 8, 2014 at 09:04
It’s called life. The resolution is excellent, but the gameplay is meh.
P.S. I just figured out why I hate Crysis games.
Mossel
July 8, 2014 at 07:39
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/33581967.jpg
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 8, 2014 at 08:06
bwhahahahahahha
Admiral Chief Fairburne
July 8, 2014 at 08:12
HAHAHAHAHA
Hammersteyn
July 8, 2014 at 08:52
LOL!
loftie
July 8, 2014 at 07:57
crossfit is the way to go
Danie Nell
July 8, 2014 at 08:42
Start out with pull-ups until failure oO
Not gonna be doing much after that tbh.
Then again when you start out you will only do 2 or 3 pull-ups until you fail.
CAE9872
July 8, 2014 at 09:14
Can I order a Homer Simpson one? Bicep curls with doughnuts in each hand = way to go!
Kromas
July 8, 2014 at 14:58
Are you telling us that gamers are unfit? ….. Ouch I think I got a cramp writing that.