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Just Dance 2015 launch trailer–Should batman dance?

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So Just Dance 2015 has released their launch trailer and the game hits shelves and online stores in 2 days.

First up we have the launch trailer with the ridiculously happy looking couple in a room the size of most people’s entire houses.

So nothing overly exciting there, which means we need to spice it up somehow and I think we have the perfect plan. Darryn is a bit of a cosplay and Batman nut and his latest outfit is still sitting in his cupboard from its recent excursion at rAge. Take a look.

Now to gauge interest in our audience on whether or not this is a good idea please fill in our straw poll and the audited results will be forced upon Darryn.

In all seriousness my family, wife and 2 girls, absolutely love the Just Dance series so I know I’m going to be hearing a lot of that song in the coming months. It’s one of those happy, easy going, games that you are either into or not.

And to ensure I hit my word target so Geoff doesn’t spank me, here is the starting track list for Just Dance 2015

Song – Artist

  • Tetris – Dancing Bros
  • Happy – Pharrell Williams
  • Walk This Way – Run DMC & Aerosmith
  • I Love It – Icona Pop Ft. Charli XCX
  • Only You (and You Alone) – Love Letter
  • The Fox – Ylvis
  • Summer – Calvin Harris
  • Holding Out For a Hero – Bonnie Tyler
  • Love Me Again – John Newman
  • Burn – Ellie Goulding
  • She Looks So Perfect – 5 Seconds of Summer
  • Problem – Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea
  • 4×4 – Miley Cyrus
  • Love Is All – The Sunlight Shakers
  • Best Song Ever – One Direction
  • Bailando – Enrique Iglesias ft. Descember Bueno and Gente de Zona
  • Built For This – Becky G
  • You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) – Dead or Alive
  • Macarena (Bayside Boys Mix) – The Girly Team
  • Ain’t No Mountain High Enough – Martin Gaye ft. Tammi Terrell
  • Bang Bang – Jessie J ft. Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj
  • Black Widow – Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora
  • ‘Till I Find You – Austin Mahone
  • Me And My Broken Heart – Rixton
  • Bad Romance – Lady Gaga
  • Maps – Maroon 5
  • Diamonds – Rihanna
  • Birthday – Katy Perry
  • Addicted To You – Avicii ft. Audra Mae

Last Updated: October 22, 2014

55 Comments

  1. Admiral Chief 0

    October 22, 2014 at 12:07

    I like dem odds!

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  2. Thats_how_I_Troll

    October 22, 2014 at 12:09

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    • Hammersteyn

      October 22, 2014 at 12:23

      He deserved it, he’s level 27 on a level 24 strike mission after all

      Reply

  3. Admiral Chief 0

    October 22, 2014 at 12:10

    I’m curious to the Geoff on Gavin spanking…

    A VIDEO MUST BE DONE I SAY!

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  4. Captain JJ in the shadow

    October 22, 2014 at 12:19

    I was so excited for the Batman dance I didn’t even realise there was no “no” option.

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 22, 2014 at 12:29

      I looked for that. I say NO to Darryn torture.

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      • Captain JJ in the shadow

        October 22, 2014 at 12:31

        If you want to kiss ass I would suggest Gavin, otherwise they just make you do chores with no reward.
        The cake is a lie.

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 22, 2014 at 12:44

          You’re making it sound like I’m white knighting the dark knight.

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          • Captain JJ in the shadow

            October 22, 2014 at 12:45

            As long as the Dark Knight doesn’t rise you’re okay.
            Wait, what?

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 22, 2014 at 12:47

            I’m sure we’ll live together in perfect harmony.

        • RinceThis

          October 22, 2014 at 13:07

          Why? Gavin rich? tehehe

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      • Thats_how_I_Troll

        October 22, 2014 at 13:04

        I don’t think Darryn sees this as torture… in Fact he might just do the Macarena, cause you know, you can’t f$@# that up any further…

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  5. Hammersteyn

    October 22, 2014 at 12:20

    I ticked all four boxes just to be sure.

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  6. Hammersteyn

    October 22, 2014 at 12:22

    Hey Darryn, the EFF phoned, they want their boots back 😛

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    • Admiral Chief 0

      October 22, 2014 at 12:24

      LOOOL

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    • Thats_how_I_Troll

      October 22, 2014 at 13:02

      But he still has to do the Safety Dance….

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      • Hammersteyn

        October 22, 2014 at 13:04

        XD

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  7. Rags

    October 22, 2014 at 12:22

    Yes to Darryn. But no thanks for me, my dancing skills rival that of Commander Shepard.

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  8. Alien Emperor Trevor

    October 22, 2014 at 12:24

    What does Batman himself think of this travesty of a poll?…

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    • Admiral Chief 0

      October 22, 2014 at 12:24

      Silently weeping?

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      • Thats_how_I_Troll

        October 22, 2014 at 13:01

        Why does the guy in the green shirt look so nervous??? What is in your backpack?

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      • RinceThis

        October 22, 2014 at 13:08

        That’s sweat 0_O

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  9. Admiral Chief 0

    October 22, 2014 at 12:24

    It’s really funny how he made the crotch area very buff

    XD

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    • Hammersteyn

      October 22, 2014 at 12:27

      Take a look at the reaction of the two guys in the back

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      • Captain JJ in the shadow

        October 22, 2014 at 12:27

        I know that look.
        It’s the “is that guy wearing make-up?” look

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 22, 2014 at 12:43

      Reminds me a bit of Ben Stiller in Dodge Ball :/

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  10. Captain JJ in the shadow

    October 22, 2014 at 12:24

    How many socks does it take to fill Darryn’s crotch?

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    • Admiral Chief 0

      October 22, 2014 at 12:25

      I was thinking the same thing.

      I’m guessing 42

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    • Rags

      October 22, 2014 at 12:26

      Batman speel krieket in sy af tyd.

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      • Captain JJ in the shadow

        October 22, 2014 at 12:27

        No need to guess where he keeps the ball while he’s no playing.

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      • Hammersteyn

        October 22, 2014 at 12:28

        I thought he played batminton 😛

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        • Captain JJ in the shadow

          October 22, 2014 at 12:28

          Oh niiiice

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 22, 2014 at 12:42

          With a shuttlecockrobin?

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          • Hammersteyn

            October 22, 2014 at 12:51

            hahahah

  11. Thats_how_I_Troll

    October 22, 2014 at 12:32

    Can we make song and move suggestions for Batman??? If so, I nominate Batman to twerk to Bad romance from Lady Gaga…

    Edit: While teabagging the Diabolical SnowCabbage

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    • Captain JJ in the shadow

      October 22, 2014 at 12:35

      I nominate Dance A$$

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    • HvR

      October 22, 2014 at 12:42

      Fat guy on vine dance

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      • Thats_how_I_Troll

        October 22, 2014 at 12:54

        I smell a dance off!!!! (refresh for pic, hopefully)

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    • HvR

      October 22, 2014 at 12:54

      Shame batmetal isn’t on the list. In the photo it looks like Darryn is about to do the Running-Batman

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      • Thats_how_I_Troll

        October 22, 2014 at 12:59

        Lol, was the first thing that popped up in my head when I saw this article…

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  12. Weanerdog

    October 22, 2014 at 12:34

    Not exactly my type of playlist although I do own a cd from one of the artists.

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    • Captain JJ in the shadow

      October 22, 2014 at 12:36

      Aerosmith? That’s one of the few names I recognize on there.

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      • Weanerdog

        October 22, 2014 at 12:38

        Yes, I recognise some of the names but only like 3 of the songs.

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  13. Weanerdog

    October 22, 2014 at 12:35

    I was going to vote no, but alas that option didn’t exist and so i just voted for all of them.

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  14. Thats_how_I_Troll

    October 22, 2014 at 12:39

    Remember Kids: Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman!

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    • Weanerdog

      October 22, 2014 at 12:39

      Sucks to be those parents

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    • Captain JJ in the shadow

      October 22, 2014 at 12:40

      I’m not sure if my parents are going to be too thrilled about this.

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  15. Ryanza

    October 22, 2014 at 12:55

    I could do with some Batman singing, Ain’t no mountain high enough.

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    • Thats_how_I_Troll

      October 22, 2014 at 13:07

      LOL, but that would require Gavin, Batman and Geoff… The rest can be backup dancers…

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  16. RinceThis

    October 22, 2014 at 13:07

    What the hell?! Where is @guild and NukNuk? They did a lovely duet to the god awful Snow song, classic!

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  17. RinceThis

    October 22, 2014 at 13:10

    isn’t Martha or Sandy supposed to review this? I mean they are the noobs, or a people just afraid that Martha sings like Barry White?

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    • HvR

      October 22, 2014 at 13:12

      Then we NEED a second video as well.
      Problem – featuring Sandy in costume as Ariana Grande and martha in custome Iggy Azalea

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  18. Ryanza

    October 22, 2014 at 13:38

    Batman on SABC news. at 33 second point.

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  19. Sageville

    October 22, 2014 at 13:44

    Can we assume D will be reviewing as a video kitted in full batman or in lumo yoga pants?

    Reply

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