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Lazygamer’s Sexpo highlights (NSFW)

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Thrush at sexpo

I can hear the questions already – what does Sexpo have to do with tech or gaming? Well, you might remember that Matty and I went to Sexpo last year and had an absolute blast interviewing Ice-T, a porn star and even a dominatrix. We couldn’t pass up the chance to return for more of that sort of tangentially-related shenanigans.

This year, rather than focus on interviews, we wanted to show you what was on offer at the various stalls. Warning – as to be expected, you might not want to watch this video at work, or anywhere that open discussion of sex toys might be frowned upon.

I am so impressed with the selection of iOS inspired toys, even if they do sort of terrify me. I’m just wondering who has enough USB ports for them all without using an expander. There I go again talking about port expanders, probably the worst choice of words imaginable in this context.

As much as we might laugh and joke about it, tech and sex have become so interrelated. I actually wonder if in the future Sexpo will include stands sponsored by PornHub or YouPorn. The internet and technology are such a big part of our lives, it makes sense for those aspects to become more important at sexual expos, too. I’m actually surprised that there wasn’t more tech representation at the show – I would have loved to hear about things like the Wank Band, or other innovating ways that technology and sexuality are coming together.

Do you think we’ll continue to see more tech in our sexual experiences? More sexuality in our gaming experiences? Or has that line already totally disappeared?

Last Updated: September 28, 2015

11 Comments

  1. Alien Emperor Trevor

    September 28, 2015 at 12:44

    iOS-inspired toys? But how’re you supposed to play doctor then? O_o

    Reply

  2. Alien Emperor Trevor

    September 28, 2015 at 12:47

    Imagine how awkward it’d be to walk into a sex shop & ask for the sex-equivalent of a pedometer, and you get the pronunciation wrong.

    Reply

    • HairyEwok

      September 28, 2015 at 12:52

      Hi I would like to inquire about a pedometer…. no not a pedometer but a pedometer… sigh no I’m not a pedophile…. Why are you picking up the phone? Wait, shit…. (runs)

      Reply

    • RinceThis

      September 28, 2015 at 13:46

      You should feel bad!

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        September 28, 2015 at 13:58

        • RinceThis

          September 28, 2015 at 14:02

          That’s appropriate 0-O

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 28, 2015 at 14:03

            huehuehue

  3. Thami Afurika-Jin HD

    September 28, 2015 at 12:53

    I got to play with a Google Cardboard Porno – 9.3/10

    Reply

  4. Ryanza

    September 28, 2015 at 13:44

    Male dildo. Or Video games with DRM. With ejaculated DLC all over…

    Don’t Support DRM.

    Reply

  5. Michael Matusowsky

    September 28, 2015 at 16:17

    JESUS CHRIST ZOE PLEASE STOP TALKING WITH SUCH A HIGH PITCH MY EARS ARE BLEEDING OMFG.

    PLEASE let camera guy talk next time, voice more soothing thx.

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  6. Lardus-For the Emperor!

    September 29, 2015 at 17:46

    Sexpo was BORING. If you’ve gone a few times, then nothing is exciting anymore. The Teazers Lounge area was bordering on pathetic actually. I only keep going for the photos with the foreign actors and getting to touch (with permission of course) some nice boobs. The toys, dvds and stalls are all “same same”

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