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Yeah, but can it run Crysis?

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Last week, the nutjobs at PC Gamer built the craziest computer, something they’re calling the Large Pixel Collider – and you’d probably need to take out a loan to build it. 

The PC in question is filled with the top of the hardware crop. You’ve got an Intel Core i74960X Processor, which runs in at just over $1000, or R13920 if purchased locally. for memory, there’s 64Gb of Corsair Dominator Ram, which would run you just under $750 or R8000. Primary storage is the $515 Corsair Neutron 480Gb SSD (R6150 locally), while a 4TB drive gives space for games.

But what about the actual graphical power? It’s got four Nvidia Titans running in SLi. At $1000 a piece, that’s $4000 just on GPU’s. Locally, you’re looking at at least R50 000 for the graphics cards alone. You could probably posit that the 780ti’s would offer more bang for buck, and in real-world scenarios actually perform better – but the point of the LPC is to run things at ludicrous resolutions, which the Titan and its larger memory accomplish.

Not even factoring in the 1200w PSU or the motherboard, this thing would cost you around R100 000. Or 16 PlayStation 4’s. Here’s how it got built.

Last Updated: November 19, 2013

113 Comments

  1. Otto "Die Hond"

    November 19, 2013 at 14:11

    Tech-porn at its best! That machine is a beast and will probably be the reason we get load shedding again XD

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    • Admiral Chief Duke

      November 19, 2013 at 14:13

      Nah, only 1200W

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      • Otto "Die Hond"

        November 19, 2013 at 14:15

        1200W is actually sounding a tad low for all the “stuff” that’s in this thing.

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        • That Dark Twit

          November 19, 2013 at 15:23

          Same as a Microwave Oven.

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    • oVg

      November 19, 2013 at 14:21

      I bet it still crashes 😛

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      • Hammersteyn

        November 19, 2013 at 14:22

        There’s no escaping that unfortunately.

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        • Otto "Die Hond"

          November 19, 2013 at 14:24

          No escape, “blue screen of death” always creeps around.

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          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 19, 2013 at 14:26

            I have honestly not seen the BSOD in about two years. I’ve heard of people getting the RROD in a shorter period.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            November 19, 2013 at 14:31

            I know I shouldn’t be laughing at that second sentence. I’m also not going to explain why.

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 19, 2013 at 14:32

            Hahahahaha! Did not see that.

          • Mark Treloar

            November 19, 2013 at 17:29

            Because they are both Microsoft related?

          • Hammersteyn

            November 19, 2013 at 14:41

            Swish!

  2. Captain GUZ

    November 19, 2013 at 14:13

    Great Odins beard, that thing is just bonkers, but its more of a concept PC than an actual ‘I will buy a rig like that’ real world PC

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    • Hammersteyn

      November 19, 2013 at 14:14

      I kinda figured that when the price works out too more than a decent second hand car.

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      • Admiral Chief Duke

        November 19, 2013 at 14:15

        Now all you need is that beast of a 4k screen at Dion Wired for R460k and you are sorted

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        • Hammersteyn

          November 19, 2013 at 14:15

          Might as well buy one if you have the cash for a PC like that.

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        • Captain GUZ

          November 19, 2013 at 14:18

          And then my dreams of owning a house one day were shattered

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          • Otto "Die Hond"

            November 19, 2013 at 14:19

            Don’t worry this PC will play SIMS at ultra settings…or like 6 at the same time.

        • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

          November 19, 2013 at 14:27

          Or the same screen anywhere else for a grand less.

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    • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

      November 19, 2013 at 14:26

      Exactly. But it’s always interesting to see people get all crazy and saying pc gamers go overboard.

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      • Kromas

        November 19, 2013 at 14:30

        Only because consoles can’t do that. Best they get is “PC gamer paints PS4 pink for $5”.Then again why would PC gamer touch a console so my statement is moot.

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          November 19, 2013 at 14:31

          I was drunk & they dared me.

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        • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

          November 19, 2013 at 14:31

          I have a console. (AKA blu-ray player)

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          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 19, 2013 at 14:32

            You sicken me!

          • Captain GUZ

            November 19, 2013 at 14:40

            I know someone who bought a PS3 just for that reason, was cheaper than buying a blu-ray player at the time

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 19, 2013 at 14:42

            I can believe that. And internal blu-ray players for pc’s are shite expensive.

          • HvR

            November 19, 2013 at 14:46

            I think that (and media player capabilities) is true for close to half of the original PS3 sold. Especially if you look at consoles sold versus games sold.

  3. Hammersteyn

    November 19, 2013 at 14:13

    I’m sure it can run Crysis. All three of them at the same time on three screens on max graphics.

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    • Admiral Chief Duke

      November 19, 2013 at 14:14

      “on three screens on max” for EACH ONE RUNNING CONCURRENTLY, hence 9 screens 😛

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      • Hammersteyn

        November 19, 2013 at 14:15

        That’s what I meant yeah. Sorry this peasant still struggles with the proper language.

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    • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

      November 19, 2013 at 14:28

      Question is: Why would you actually want to play any Crysis after the first one?

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    • Johan du Preez

      November 19, 2013 at 16:25

      Actually it runs a little bit better than a single card. The sli doesnt scale well in Crysis you will probably get about 15 to 30fps extra with 4 Titans.

      The same with my crossfire 7970’s you hardly notice the second card. The game engine is badly optimized and no amount of graphics card’s will fix that.

      BF4 scales much better and you would probably sit with 300 to 400 fps. My crossfire 7970’s gets 118fps on average and max at 230fps compared to about 60 to 90fps with the 1 card.

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  4. Lord Chaos

    November 19, 2013 at 14:15

    O_o

    Gratefully my PC can still handle everything thrown at it without breaking a sweat, but that… that’s just overkill.

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  5. TiMsTeR1033

    November 19, 2013 at 14:18

    Build this if you win the Lotto! a bucket list dream!

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    • That Dark Twit

      November 19, 2013 at 14:26

      And be out of date in 3 months… XD

      Reply

      • Johan du Preez

        November 19, 2013 at 16:33

        and money lol

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  6. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    November 19, 2013 at 14:19

    So basically it will run Star Citizen on Medium then…

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    • Kromas

      November 19, 2013 at 14:24

      Only if FSAA is turned off.

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      • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

        November 19, 2013 at 14:29

        Real men use MSSA. Do any games still support FSAA over MSAA and FXAA?

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        • Kromas

          November 19, 2013 at 14:36

          Real men use Vector graphics. 😛

          Also I should have maybe said AA instead but did not want to confuse the alcoholics in the group. 😛

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          • FoxOneZA

            November 19, 2013 at 14:38

            Real men, real men use ASCII graphics!

          • Ultimo_Cleric N7

            November 19, 2013 at 14:39

            REAL MEN USE OLD SPICE!
            I’m on a horse.

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 19, 2013 at 14:40

            Best ad ever

          • HvR

            November 19, 2013 at 15:03

            Nope muscle music was better

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 19, 2013 at 15:10

            This dude is legendary

          • Johan du Preez

            November 19, 2013 at 16:34

            Real men uses voxels 🙂

          • Kromas

            November 19, 2013 at 17:13

            Real men use ASCII textures.

        • That Dark Twit

          November 19, 2013 at 15:15

          Is it safe to mention MSSA around Gavin?

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        • Johan du Preez

          November 19, 2013 at 16:33

          Yes 90% of them 🙂 FXAA is quite big in the nvidia camp … 🙂

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  7. Robert Hart

    November 19, 2013 at 14:21

    So thats what caused the tremors in JHB!

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      November 19, 2013 at 14:23

      I thought it was Julias Malema who passed his political science exam.

      Reply

      • Umar Moe Moe

        November 19, 2013 at 14:24

        Well it was Julius..but he just tripped

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        • HvR

          November 19, 2013 at 15:23

          Just be glad it wasn’t Khulubuse Zuma, if he was ever to trip or pass gas prepare for level 6 tremor.

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      • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

        November 19, 2013 at 16:00

        Passed…

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        • Hammersteyn

          November 19, 2013 at 16:02

          Yeah “passed”

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  8. That Dark Twit

    November 19, 2013 at 14:24

    Article title & header —> Epic

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  9. John's (JJ's) Annihilation

    November 19, 2013 at 14:24

    Who needs a car anyway?

    Reply

  10. Anon A Mouse

    November 19, 2013 at 14:25

    And they say PC gaming is cheaper than console gaming. Pfffft.

    Reply

    • Weanerdog

      November 19, 2013 at 15:05

      If you buy enough games it will work out cheaper in the end, by enough I mean all of them.

      Reply

      • Spathi

        November 19, 2013 at 15:41

        Twice

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    • BeatzByChrisBrown

      November 19, 2013 at 17:08

      It is

      Reply

  11. Alien Emperor Trevor

    November 19, 2013 at 14:25

    More power. MOAR POWAH!

    Reply

  12. Kromas

    November 19, 2013 at 14:27

    It needs less NVidia Titan and more AMD R9 290X!

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    • Admiral Chief Duke

      November 19, 2013 at 14:46

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOT

      Reply

  13. Alien Emperor Trevor

    November 19, 2013 at 14:28

    You’ll probably want to multiply the $ value by 15, not 10. Just last week I saw the Titan on takealot for R16k… ON SPECIAL.

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    • Anon A Mouse

      November 19, 2013 at 14:28

      There’s a reason why they are called Takealot 😉

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      • Grimthwacker

        November 19, 2013 at 14:54

        At least their Office 2013 Home&Business is R1200 cheaper than Incredible Corruption and Dion Wired online. R2299 vs about R3500. Total bloody ripoff. Needed to get one for home and fortunately shopped around a little.

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        • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

          November 19, 2013 at 15:01

          I once bought a keyboard and mouse somewhere else for nearly half what DION was asking.

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          • FoxOneZA

            November 19, 2013 at 15:03

            I LOL whenever DionWIred sends out a catalogue,

    • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      November 19, 2013 at 14:29

      I searched for local pricing, didn’t do any $-R comparison.

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    • Hammersteyn

      November 19, 2013 at 14:42

      My first Citi Golf was 17K cash :-/

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        November 19, 2013 at 14:42

        Could it run Crysis? 😀

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        • Hammersteyn

          November 19, 2013 at 14:43

          It could outrun the cops in a Crysis

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          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 19, 2013 at 14:43

            That’s all that matters really

          • HvR

            November 19, 2013 at 14:47

            Not surprising since a lot of cops still roll in original Golf 1 1.3L’s

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 19, 2013 at 14:49

            Roll is the right word.

          • HvR

            November 19, 2013 at 14:54

            Well that is the fastest way to do a quarter mile in a Volkswagen.

          • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

            November 19, 2013 at 15:00

            Boom!

          • Hammersteyn

            November 19, 2013 at 15:05

            LOL

      • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

        November 19, 2013 at 14:42

        And your first “girlfriend”?

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        • Hammersteyn

          November 19, 2013 at 14:43

          Hahahaha

          Reply

  14. HvR

    November 19, 2013 at 14:35

    TOO MANY HIPSTERS!!!!

    Reply

  15. Alien Emperor Trevor

    November 19, 2013 at 14:35

    I wonder what they use to cool that bad boy.

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    • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

      November 19, 2013 at 14:38

      Cliffy B’s heart.

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        November 19, 2013 at 14:41

        I don’t think money is a good coolant.

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      • FoxOneZA

        November 19, 2013 at 15:04

        His heart will start speaking to you in a creepy way.

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    • HvR

      November 19, 2013 at 14:38

      Brenda’s love life.

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        November 19, 2013 at 14:41

        That should do it heh

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      • That Dark Twit

        November 19, 2013 at 15:13

        BURN!?

        Reply

    • Weanerdog

      November 19, 2013 at 15:08

      Siberian winter

      Reply

  16. JS

    November 19, 2013 at 14:37

    But can it run The Last of Us?

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    • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

      November 19, 2013 at 14:41

      It’s probably powerful enough to convince a LoU disc that it’s in a PS

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      • HvR

        November 19, 2013 at 14:59

        It scares the living compatibility into it.

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  17. house_hero

    November 19, 2013 at 14:55

    What kind of cooling? All those Titans must put out some serious heat.

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    • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      November 19, 2013 at 15:01

      It has more fans than Justin bieber.

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      • Hammersteyn

        November 19, 2013 at 15:05

        Three fans?

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        • That Dark Twit

          November 19, 2013 at 15:34

          LOL

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      • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

        November 19, 2013 at 15:07

        Probably doesn’t need to go to brothels for lovin’ though.

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      • That Dark Twit

        November 19, 2013 at 15:10

        And is wanted in Brazil for questioning.

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    • Weanerdog

      November 19, 2013 at 15:17

      It’s a fancy liquid cooled system, but looks like an off the shelf kit.

      Reply

  18. DrKiller

    November 19, 2013 at 15:30

    But can it run Crysis?

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    • starmann

      December 27, 2013 at 16:11

      Nope

      Reply

  19. Bad @ss

    November 19, 2013 at 15:34

    if their are finished with their testing they could donate it to me…..yes please

    Reply

  20. boet

    November 19, 2013 at 15:46

    DDR4 is also about to be released. No motherboards yet, but that will follow soon.

    Reply

  21. Maxiviper117

    November 19, 2013 at 16:16

    DEAR MOTHER OF ALL THATS HOLYSHINTUCKY MUSHROOMS in GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

    Reply

    • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

      November 19, 2013 at 17:38

      Meh…. it’s an Intel… It will catch fire and destroy the under powered Titans…

      Reply

  22. David Muller

    November 19, 2013 at 17:36

    Dear Santa, I have been a good boy this year.

    Reply

  23. Jackie

    November 19, 2013 at 17:44

    Sweet Mother of Sin.

    Reply

  24. Brian Murphy

    November 19, 2013 at 21:35

    Maximum PC’s Dream Machine 2013 was crazier 😉
    http://www.maximumpc.com/dream_machine_2013

    CPU – Core i7-3970X – $1,000
    Mobo – Asus Rampage IV Extreme $430
    RAM – 64GB Corsair Dominator Platinum – $1200
    GPU – 4x GTX Hydro Copper $4,680
    SSD – 2x Samsung 840 Pro – $1000
    SSD – 2X Crucial M500 – $1200
    HDD – 3x WD Caviar Black – $1200
    ODD – Pioneer BDR-208DBK – $70
    Cooling – Custom Liquid Cooling – $1000
    PSU – LEPA G1600-MA – $330
    Case – Corsair 900D – $350
    Paint – Smooth Creations – $400
    OS – Windows 8 Prof – $100
    Monitor – Asus PQ321 – $3800
    Mouse/Keyboard – $125

    $16,585

    15TB of storage, 17 fans, 2 huge radiators cpu/gpu overclocked with no difference in temperature lol.

    The benchmarks on these two machines must be insane, and the guys at Maximum PC said the only reason they didn’t add more was because they were maxxing out the 1600w power supply lol.

    Reply

    • John's (JJ's) Annihilation

      November 20, 2013 at 08:14

      What? No floppy drive?

      Reply

  25. Pierre F Muller

    November 19, 2013 at 21:49

    I’d Rather buy a tank.

    Reply

  26. Adam From Benoni

    November 21, 2013 at 18:35

    mmm can I has LPC

    Reply

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