Nariko (Heavenly Sword)
Although Ninja Theory’s Playstation 3 exclusive Heavenly Sword was good, it didn’t exactly set retail charts alight. It did however make many a teenage boy’s bathing suit area warm, thanks to its principal character, Nariko; a fiery red-headed skimpily dressed, dual sword-wielding babe. What’s not to like?
Cate Archer (No One Lives for Ever)
No One Lives Forever’s 1960’s spy comedy game gave us more than just a few laughs and groovy psychedelic tunes, it also gave us the exceedingly lovely Cate Archer, and former cat burglar-turned- espionage peace-keeper. She’s not just sexy, but smart and funny too; her wits making her exponentially hotter. Yup, wits.
Bayonetta
Real-life cosplay inevitably ends up looking far too much like Sarah Palin, but there’s no doubt that the video game incarnation of the hair witch oozes that nerdy, hot librarian sex appeal. She also has a mighty fine ass.
Jeanette (Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines)
I’m not the sort to find the undead particularly attractive, but if there was any vampire I’d want to suck my…blood it would be the slutty pig-tailed harlot from Bloodlines. Perhaps it’s the dirty catholic schoolgirl look, or perhaps it’s her vampiric tendency to treat you as a piece of meat.
Princess Farah (Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones)
Though she was first seen in Sand of Time, Princess Farah really got sexy in her Two Thrones appearance. Thanks to some rather smooth motion capture and animation, the princess was better able to show off her voluptuous assets.
Laughing Octopus (Metal Gear Solid 4)
The mentally unstable stealth expert from Metal Gear Solid’s Beauty and the Beast Unit is exceptionally sexy, not least because she’s modelled after South Africa’s own Lyndal Jarvis. I shudder to think what she’d do with those mechanical…appendages though.
Sylvia Christel (No More Heroes)
No More Heroes’ Sylvia is the epitome of video game sexiness. The manipulative, barely-dressed French-accented yoga master could get Travis Touchdown to do just about anything, and given half the chance, I can’t say I wouldn’t try anything to touch (her) down (there) either.
Last Updated: March 25, 2011
