And your MTV Movie Awards Winners are…

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If the Oscars is the serious, big daddy of movie awards ceremonies, then the MTV Movie Awards would be that drunk uncle that all the kids love, but who embarasses all the adults at family functions. Because nothing says take “This ceremony is legit” quite like having a Best Shirtless Moment category.

But thanks to host Rebel Wilson (and her two nipples), the show was quite a blast. Here’s who took home all the popcorn.

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Extras-bullet-points-micro3MOVIE OF THE YEAR
“Django Unchained”
“Silver Linings Playbook”
“Ted”
“Marvel’s The Avengers” –  WINNER
“The Dark Knight Rises”

Extras-bullet-points-micro3BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Anne Hathaway — “Les Miserables”
Mila Kunis — “Ted”
Jennifer Lawrence — “Silver Linings Playbook”
Emma Watson — “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”
Rebel Wilson — “Pitch Perfect”

Extras-bullet-points-micro3BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Ben Affleck — “Argo”
Bradley Cooper — “Silver Linings Playbook” –  WINNER
Daniel Day-Lewis — “Lincoln”
Jamie Foxx — “Django Unchained”
Channing Tatum — “Magic Mike”

Extras-bullet-points-micro3BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE
Ezra Miller — “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”
Eddie Redmayne — “Les Miserables”
Suraj Sharma — “Life of Pi”
Quvenzhane Wallis — “Beasts of the Southern Wild”
Rebel Wilson — “Pitch Perfect” –  WINNER

Extras-bullet-points-micro3BEST SCARED-AS-S**T PERFORMANCE
Jessica Chastain — “Zero Dark Thirty”
Alexandra Daddario — “Texas Chainsaw 3D”
Martin Freeman — “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey”
Jennifer Lawrence — “House at the End of the Street”
Suraj Sharma — “Life of Pi” –  WINNER

Extras-bullet-points-micro3BEST ON-SCREEN DUO
Leonardo DiCaprio and Samuel L. Jackson — “Django Unchained”
Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence — “Silver Linings Playbook”
Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane as Ted — “Ted” –  WINNER
Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Ruffalo — “Marvel’s The Avengers”
Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis — “The Campaign”

Extras-bullet-points-micro3BEST SHIRTLESS PERFORMANCE
Christian Bale — “The Dark Knight Rises”
Daniel Craig — “Skyfall”
Taylor Lautner — “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 2″ –  WINNER
Seth MacFarlane as Ted — “Ted”
Channing Tatum — “Magic Mike”

Extras-bullet-points-micro3BEST FIGHT
Jamie Foxx vs. Candieland Henchmen — “Django Unchained”
Daniel Craig vs. Ola Rapace — “Skyfall”
Mark Wahlberg vs. Seth MacFarlane as Ted — “Ted”
Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson and Jeremy Renner vs. Tom Hiddleston — “Marvel’s The Avengers” –  WINNER
Christian Bale vs. Tom Hardy — “The Dark Knight Rises”

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Extras-bullet-points-micro3BEST KISS
Kerry Washington and Jamie Foxx — “Django Unchained”
Kara Hayward and Jared Gilman — “Moonrise Kingdom”
Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper — “Silver Linings Playbook” –  WINNER
Mila Kunis and Mark Wahlberg — “Ted”
Emma Watson and Logan Lerman — “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”

Extras-bullet-points-micro3BEST WTF MOMENT
Jamie Foxx and Samuel L. Jackson — “Candieland Gets Smoked” in “Django Unchained” –  WINNER
Denzel Washington — “Final Descent” in Flight”
Anna Camp — “Hack-Appella” in Pitch Perfect”
Javier Bardem — “Oops… There Goes His Face” in Skyfall”
Seth MacFarlane as Ted — “Ted Gets Saucy” in Ted”

Extras-bullet-points-micro3BEST VILLAIN
Javier Bardem — “Skyfall”
Leonardo DiCaprio — “Django Unchained”
Marion Cotillard — “The Dark Knight Rises”
Tom Hardy — “The Dark Knight Rises”
Tom Hiddleston — “Marvel’s The Avengers –  WINNER

Extras-bullet-points-micro3BEST MUSICAL MOMENT
Anne Hathaway — “Les Miserables”
Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash and Adam Rodriguez — “Magic Mike”
Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Anna Camp, Brittany Snow, Alexis Knapp, Ester Dean and Hana Mae Lee — “Pitch Perfect” –  WINNER
Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence — “Silver Linings Playbook”
Emma Watson, Logan Lerman and Ezra Miller — “The Perks of Being a Wallflower”

Extras-bullet-points-micro3TRAILBLAZER AWARD
Emma Watson

And in case it’s been bothering you this entire time, no, Rebel Wilson doesn’t really have two nipples. It was all part of her and her co-presenters’ on-stage antics, like Seth Rogen using the key he found in his bush to unlock Danny McBride’s chastity belt.

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Ok, then. You can see that and more over at Mashable’s collection of 2013 MTV Movie Award gifs.

Last Updated: April 15, 2013

Kervyn Cloete

A man of many passions - but very little sleep - I've been geeking out over movies, video games, comics, books, anime, TV series and lemon meringues as far back as I can remember. So show up for the geeky insight, stay for the delicious pastries.

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