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If you thought Piranha 3DD looked bad, just wait until you see Jersey Shore Shark Attack!

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Jersey Shore Shark Attack is the type of film where… Well, let’s just assume…

I guess what I’m trying to say is….

That’s it. I got nothing. This movie looks too ridiculous for me to muster up a coherent thought about it right now.


It boggles my mind how SyFy managed to pull not just one but four, reasonably well respected TV actors to star in this. I know we’re in a global recession and all, but damn guys, think about your family name! Your grandkids still need to be able to hold their heads up high at school.

As for the movie itself: part parody, part in-depth documentary on the perils of self-tanning lotion and hair gel, all stupid. Well, except for that part with Joey Fatone. Oh how that made me chortle.

Last Updated: May 7, 2012


  1. Sonny Bonds

    May 7, 2012 at 10:12

    At least Piranha 3DD has the tits factor.

    1:19 min Loved how the guy still have time to style his hair.
    Load of rubbish.


    • Wtf101

      May 7, 2012 at 10:42

       No amount of boobies could save Piranha, and I am going out on  limb here and say neither will this one be. 

      And I so love me a nice set of boobies…


    • Gavin Mannion

      May 7, 2012 at 11:18

      lol I spotted that earlier as well, this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve watched in ages


  2. Wtf101

    May 7, 2012 at 10:41

    aye yaye yaye…

    How in the world is bullshit like this greenlit? 

    I am no weapons specialist and all, but won’t that guys fingers be bbq’ed by the muzzle?



  3. Kervyn Cloete

    May 7, 2012 at 11:21

    I just realized that ex N’Sync member Joey Fatone’s surname is effectively Fat One. Oh the irony!


  4. Darryn_Bonthuys

    May 7, 2012 at 12:23

    They quite obviously spent more of the budget on hair gel and spray-tans than they have on the shark effects.


  5. Andre116

    May 7, 2012 at 20:01

    Why are you hating on the Piraha 3DD??  It has boobs in it.  It has the Hoff in it.  It can only be awesome.  I can’t wait to get my hands on it.  Going to watch it at home rather.  Take a couple beers before hand.  That ought to make it even funnier.


  6. Jarrod Lane

    May 7, 2012 at 21:20

    Lol, the effects look like they came straight out of Action Movie fx for idevices…


  7. Gareth Lagesse

    May 8, 2012 at 13:50

    Where’s the shark? All I saw was the weird water-borne bottle with a mouth and teeth.


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