If you thought Piranha 3DD looked bad, just wait until you see Jersey Shore Shark Attack!

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Jersey Shore Shark Attack is the type of film where… Well, let’s just assume…

I guess what I’m trying to say is….

That’s it. I got nothing. This movie looks too ridiculous for me to muster up a coherent thought about it right now.


It boggles my mind how SyFy managed to pull not just one but four, reasonably well respected TV actors to star in this. I know we’re in a global recession and all, but damn guys, think about your family name! Your grandkids still need to be able to hold their heads up high at school.

As for the movie itself: part parody, part in-depth documentary on the perils of self-tanning lotion and hair gel, all stupid. Well, except for that part with Joey Fatone. Oh how that made me chortle.

Last Updated: May 7, 2012

Kervyn Cloete

A man of many passions - but very little sleep - I've been geeking out over movies, video games, comics, books, anime, TV series and lemon meringues as far back as I can remember. So show up for the geeky insight, stay for the delicious pastries.

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