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John Cena is your WWE 2K15 cover star, the internet reacts

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Word life! This is basic thuganomics! Word life! While I find John Cena’s supposed doctorate in thuganomics to be rather spotty at best, you can’t argue with the 15-time World Heavyweight and WWE champion. Because you’re most likely going to end up on the receiving end of an Attitude Adjustment slam.

Hell, even the cover for the upcoming WWE 2K15 game looks like it can put a STFU hold on me:

Jawhn Cenah

The poster boy of the WWE and one of their hardest-working employees on the front cover? Makes perfect sense to me. Naturally, this image has already been put through a lumberjack match, with NeoGAF reacting with the following cover “improvements”:


If you look closely, it’ll still be horrifying.


This is the last time I write a story while completely under the influence of huffed superglue.


Pre-order DLC includes extra WOO WOO WOO and not having all your years of hard work recognised by WWE management.


I will buy any game that has Eva Marie on its cover. Any.Game.


Now that’s a helluva…Persona to adopt. Ah screw it, only Umar will get the joke.


I’d put a joke here, but I honestly have no idea what Paul Heyman’s current catchphrases are.


Yes to this cover? YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

WWE 2K15 is out on October 31, and it’ll be Tombstone pile-driving its way on new-gen consoles as well for the first time. The WWE games have been getting better with each instalment since 2K took over, but the next one needs a proper evolution if it wants to survive the current attitude era of gaming.

Hopefully this could be the one. Or 2K could do us all a favour and finally ditch developer Yukes and give the license to a team that could give the game the new blood that it sorely needs.

Last Updated: July 1, 2014

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  1. Liquid Kaz (Umar)

    July 1, 2014 at 08:40

    Goldust and Bryan!!!! BEST!
    Oh man….Best…..Sadly yes…..Hopefully someone else will get the joke and be my friend 🙁


    • Rince&Shitity

      July 1, 2014 at 08:59

      I did, and NO!


  2. Alien Emperor Trevor

    July 1, 2014 at 08:41

    How many people won’t pick up the game simply because they don’t see it.


    • Liquid Kaz (Umar)

      July 1, 2014 at 08:43

      OH SNAP *Waves hand in front of face*


    • hairyknees

      July 1, 2014 at 08:46



    • Rince&Shitity

      July 1, 2014 at 08:59



    • alcatraz5953

      July 1, 2014 at 09:13

      Took me a while hahaha


  3. Dutch Matrix

    July 1, 2014 at 08:53

    Eva Marie… Now there is a girl I’d like to wrestle…


  4. Hammersteyn

    July 1, 2014 at 09:01

    I’d put Bray Wyatt on the cover, but then the little kiddies won’t buy it.


  5. Skwissgar Skwigelf

    July 1, 2014 at 09:20

    I’d buy a goldust cover for the game.
    If not that, I’d take A cover featuring the big red machine and undertaker.


  6. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    July 1, 2014 at 12:01

    John “Fruity Pebbles” Cena? Really 2K? This is as bad as when THQ selected Randy Boredom as their cover star. Ugh! Why couldn’t they use Daniel Bryan? The guy definitely deserves it.


    • Hammersteyn

      July 2, 2014 at 07:45

      Agreed! Or even Roman Reigns? That guy is awesome, powerbomb, spear he even uses the superman punch. He’s so versatile. My fav at the moment is Bray Wyatt. He’s effing mobile for a guy his build.


  7. Donovan Mitchell

    July 1, 2014 at 15:56

    Ladies and gentlemen my name is Paul heyman and I’m the advocate to the beast incarnate Brock lesnar!!! Lol never gets old


  8. Aussious

    July 2, 2014 at 07:16

    It doesn’t matter who you put on the cover! A turd is still a turd… To think I used to love all things WWE.


    • Hammersteyn

      July 2, 2014 at 07:46

      There are a lot of wrestlers that actually have some real talent. Cena is like the Bieber of wrestling


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