Picture the scene. You’ve just cleared a room of nameless soldiers who were henching on the side to feed their families, and as you walk into the next room, the big bad appears. Ok, that’s fine, lets put our skills to the test in a match of such high machismo levels, we’ll have to wear black belts on our instant beards that have just sprouted.
And then ten seconds later, you’re doing your very best to jam a white cube with a red cross symbol into your chest as the villain behind you plays Batman with your face. We’ve all been there, flinging many a controller through the window, or lodging a foot through the TV in a fit of rage.
We had a look at several such bosses, and after we managed to get past those crippling memories of failure and doom, we narrowed the field down to five of them. Here they are. At least this video ends with a bit of sexy instead of shame.
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Last Updated: February 7, 2012