AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

In case you haven’t heard, there’s more than just a new Pokémon game on the way. There’s also a brand new anime series that just debuted in Japan. And much like everything in life, it’ll break your soul.

That ladies and gentlemen, is the sound of a Charmander dying as a Squirtle goes to town on its jugular. Consider Pokémon ruined for children if they ever dub that blood-curdling scream into English. A scream which I have now made my ringtone, because I have issues.

Hoo boy, wait until PETA gets their clammy hands on this clip.

Last Updated: October 3, 2013

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was reviewed on PC

47 Comments

  1. Squirtle must be part of the snapper turtle family as they hurt like hell when they bite.

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  2. Grant Hancock

    October 3, 2013 at 15:08

    O_O ! ! ! ! ! …. holy shiiiiitttt this new pokemon looks freaking rad ! [sure Charmander not dead though… nurse Joy will save him 🙂 ]

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 3, 2013 at 15:10

      Now picture Nurse joy ala slutty nurse!

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      • Grant Hancock

        October 3, 2013 at 15:18

        I’ll hand her my Pokeballs !! ……………… what ?! … too far ?

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 3, 2013 at 15:45

          I always had a thing for Jessy from Team rocket. lol

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          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 3, 2013 at 16:05

            But she’s so manly 0.0

          • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

            October 3, 2013 at 16:45

            She’s a Ginger isn’t she?

          • Anonymous

            October 5, 2013 at 16:30

            Better than a dumb baby like Misty!

    • Hammersteyn

      October 3, 2013 at 15:15

      She can heal me any day.

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  3. Guest

    October 3, 2013 at 15:09

    Nope but he is part of the squirtle squad 😀

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  4. Grant Hancock

    October 3, 2013 at 15:10

    Squirtle gone bad-ass ! … joins Squirtle Squad

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  5. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    October 3, 2013 at 15:11

    Kifflom… that Squirtle is a psychopathic bastard! That’s some bone-chilling screams…. :0

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    • Marc O Polo

      October 5, 2013 at 22:01

      kifflom brother!

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  6. Hammersteyn

    October 3, 2013 at 15:13

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 3, 2013 at 15:23

      OHMYLOL!

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      • Hammersteyn

        October 3, 2013 at 18:24

        Couldn’t find one of a turtle biting a salamander

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      October 3, 2013 at 16:07

      I can’t stop laughing

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      • Hammersteyn

        October 3, 2013 at 18:23

        Funnier every time.

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    • Matthew Holliday

      October 4, 2013 at 00:01

      Attack was very effective.

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  7. Hammersteyn

    October 3, 2013 at 15:23

    Also pokemon can’t die, they faint. But that sound Charmander makes is unnerving
    https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4721920768/h648A87ED/

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    • PointMan

      October 3, 2013 at 15:38

      LOOOOOOOL

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    • BuGa

      October 4, 2013 at 15:51

      You never played pokemon? Of course pokemon die, there is the city of lavender town only to bury pokemons.

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      • Hammersteyn

        October 4, 2013 at 16:42

        I meant not from battle 🙂

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        • Doodle

          October 5, 2013 at 23:31

          they can still die from battle

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          • Hammersteyn

            October 7, 2013 at 08:11

            Oof right in my childhood.

    • Kulitmane

      October 6, 2013 at 01:16

      They die in the manga

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      • Hammersteyn

        October 7, 2013 at 08:11

        That’s dark

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  8. James Philip Lawrence

    October 3, 2013 at 15:34

    this is horrible, i have the fondest memories of Ash saving Char from the rain storm and protecting him before his tail burns out :’ (

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  9. SaintsRowNigri

    October 3, 2013 at 15:58

    I thought he was pulling an O-face in that header…

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    • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

      October 4, 2013 at 09:27

      My 1st though was that it needed a brazzers logo… But then I heard the scream :O

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  10. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    October 3, 2013 at 16:03

    That…but…what just happened 0.o

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    • TornZero

      October 6, 2013 at 02:25

      The fire on a Charmander’s tail indicates its health. If the flame is snuffed, the Charmander dies. You are watching as Red just barely saves his Charmander from death at the hands of a hungry Squirtle.

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  11. Aamir Islam

    October 4, 2013 at 02:29

    It didn’t die though…it just got hurt. If it died its flame would come out and it wouldn’t evolve into a Charizard..duh…

    But this explains why CN won’t be airing the dub, only Pokemon TV.

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  12. Deku-Johnny

    October 4, 2013 at 03:11

    That scream, oh God. I hope the scream isn’t as bad in the international version. When it showed Charmander’s tail waging in the air I expected to see the flame go out and my heart to stop.

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    • Mauricio Guaura

      July 24, 2014 at 23:38

      Pussy…

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  13. Tiaan Pat

    October 4, 2013 at 07:14

    I watched the first 2 eps of Origins yesterday and that fight between squirtle and charmander was hectic. I just thought that Red was acting a little stupid not knowing the element advantages that squirtle had over charmander! They should be done with Origins by there release of Pokemon X and Y methinks.

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    • Mauricio Guaura

      July 24, 2014 at 23:38

      Red was a freaking noob at the start of the “movie” (cough), that was the entire point. 10 months old comment, I know…

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  14. Christopher F.

    October 4, 2013 at 16:42

    Well what did you expect a Bite attack that causes a living creature to go unconcious would be like? Some of this stuff is pretty damned brutal if you strip away the sugar coating.

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  15. Anonymous

    October 5, 2013 at 16:29

    Charmander didn’t die there, & this is okay for kids to watch, if you bite someone he screams because it’s painful as fuck, wth is wrong with that?
    And PETA were always a crazy organization that has nothing better to do in life than pick on cartoons for portraying animal fights, maybe they should pick on Animal Planet & National Geographic too…

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  16. pokemonfansincethe90s

    October 6, 2013 at 06:43

    Omg people chill out! It’s pokemon origins, which I think was targeted for the generation it started in. We are adults now and can handle that kind of stuff. Don’t want your kids watching it? Don’t let them, don’t let censoring and scene cutting to do your parenting for you!

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  17. Brandon Roberts

    February 12, 2014 at 05:39

    what the hell thats what japanese let their kids watch

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    • Mauricio Guaura

      July 24, 2014 at 23:35

      It wasn’t aimed at kids…

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      • Brandon Roberts

        July 24, 2014 at 23:38

        ok. i might see if i can find it online someday

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        • Mauricio Guaura

          July 25, 2014 at 08:35

          Well, the english dub is pretty good (excluding how they butchered one of the most powerful scene in the entire special: This one. Also Marowak’s death), I’m sure you can find it in a 5 minute google search.

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          • Brandon Roberts

            July 25, 2014 at 09:29

            ok i’ll find some time and do that

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