They have an army, we have a Hulk of a weekly wrap post! WEEKY WRAP SMASH PUNY GOD!
Best Story
New blood! Bugger the gaming news, I’m just happy that we have some new faces on our staff, who will no doubt come in handy when we need to hide various illegal substances in the nearest orifice that we can trust. You’ve said hi once, but please give another rousing greeting to our latest Lazygamer members Figgy Stardust and You Can Call Me Al!
Worst Story
The industry is changing you guys, and you need to change with it! That’s pretty much what EA’s Peter Moore has to say about various complaints, as people are like totally taking this idea of gamers being nickle and dimed out of all their cash for game content that should be included with the final product, instead of having to cough up extra for it. Like totally you guys.
Best ION Header
I don’t care what anyone says, beardy and beefy Misty is the best cosplay I’ve seen this entire year so far.
Most Comments
Matty gets the scoop to the nootch award this week for his breaking news on the MSSA no longer being affiliated with our national sporting body SASCOC. 199 comments in total, with the general attitude in that section being summed up as follows:
Least Comments
Welcome to the least popular award in the office Matty. Your post on The Walking Dead Season 2 Episode 4 release date managed to equal the amount of frigs I give for the game. In other words, zero. Look at all the frigs I give Anakin! Look at them!
Batman Of The Week
I quite honestly don’t know how Geoff keeps on doing this. I’ve gone two months now without a Batman award to my name, and I might just have to hand him my cowl, cape and rubber armour that really seals in the flavour after a hard day of crime-fighting.
Header Image Of The Week
Now that I am once again in possession of a PC that doesn’t chug along like a train that runs on manure, I am once again free to terrorise the interwebs with horrible puns and poorly cropped edges. I’m so freakin’ happy right now.
Comment Of The Week
Clearly, we have some wrestling fans amongst the millions…and millions of Lazygamer readers here. John Cena is the cover star of WWE 2K15, and that’s a name that many a practicing doctor of Thuganomics is more than well aware of. Although some of you might not be able to glimpse him on the cover, as Alien Emperor Trevor summed it up so perfectly:
How many people won’t pick up the game simply because they don’t see it.
HA!
Last Updated: July 4, 2014
Liquid Kaz (Umar)
July 4, 2014 at 12:32
Very well deserved trev!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
July 4, 2014 at 12:35
Welcome to the newbies and GG Trev
Anon A Mouse
July 4, 2014 at 12:41
That was truly a great comment there.
oVg... what castle?
July 4, 2014 at 12:42
Comment of the week again?…
http://media.giphy.com/media/QE8hREXIgRXeo/giphy.gif
Rince&pop
July 4, 2014 at 12:50
Agreed, it’s rigged man. They know his want for acknowledgement, and so ‘panda’ to it…. http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131231081108/degrassi/images/9/93/Panda-gif.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 4, 2014 at 13:00
…
Sith JJ
July 4, 2014 at 14:24
So clearly rigged.
Weanerdog
July 4, 2014 at 12:54
Whats with the blank Gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 4, 2014 at 12:55
tee hee. 8.
Rince&pop
July 4, 2014 at 12:57
I suppose everyone has to be good at something 😉
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 4, 2014 at 12:58
haha. I have a very mean response for that 😉
Rince&pop
July 4, 2014 at 12:58
And I had a very good response for that obvious mean 😛
oVg... what castle?
July 4, 2014 at 12:58
Does it involve a certain colour 🙂
Rince&pop
July 4, 2014 at 13:01
Yeah, cus that hasn’t been done to death 😛
oVg... what castle?
July 4, 2014 at 13:02
racist 😛
Rince&pop
July 4, 2014 at 13:02
lifeist!
oVg... what castle?
July 4, 2014 at 13:16
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-bike-sandbox-1351890.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 4, 2014 at 13:20
wahahahahaha comeuppance ho!
Rince&pop
July 4, 2014 at 13:21
BWAHAHAH! BURN!
WhiteRock
July 4, 2014 at 13:23
HAHA!
Sageville
July 4, 2014 at 13:39
I thought Bike…
Sith JJ
July 4, 2014 at 14:23
Instant vipaka
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 4, 2014 at 13:09
Actually it didn’t, but it did make me think… do colour blind gingers understand what’s wrong with them? *RUNNNNNNNNNNN*
Rince&pop
July 4, 2014 at 13:21
Shame man, that’s Low! Also, shhh, if they find out OVG works as a DTP operator he may be in trouble 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 4, 2014 at 13:25
What? He is? Damn, my bad. I owe oVg a beer.
Rince&pop
July 4, 2014 at 13:26
He is like grade 5 colourblind 😉 So is Will.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
July 4, 2014 at 13:03
Hehehe they should just rename it “The Trevor of the Week!” 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 4, 2014 at 14:09
I support that notion completely!
Sageville
July 4, 2014 at 13:37
Sexface
oVg... what castle?
July 4, 2014 at 13:39
More like trying to tie shoelace face:P
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 4, 2014 at 14:09
He just found out The Rock peed in his Fruit Pebbles.
Lourens Jordaan
July 4, 2014 at 12:43
Regarding the worst story….. #DealWithIt
Rince&pop
July 4, 2014 at 12:50
Nice one Trev 😉
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
July 4, 2014 at 12:51
Best header, imo…and not just because I made it. ;P
http://imageslgmr.lazygamer.netdna-cdn.com/2014/07/Sandy.jpg
Rince&pop
July 4, 2014 at 12:52
Agreed!
The D
July 4, 2014 at 12:54
The weekly wrap has no notion of this thing that you call “democracy” or “talent”.
oVg... what castle?
July 4, 2014 at 13:18
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/cat-gif-funny-1351751.gif
Brenz
July 4, 2014 at 14:04
Thats why Trevor keeps winning the comment.
oVg... what castle?
July 4, 2014 at 13:00
Best hair.
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 4, 2014 at 13:03
Looks like a marino sheep *cough*
Lardus-Resident Perve
July 4, 2014 at 13:13
Nice one Emperor!
Sageville
July 4, 2014 at 13:21
I like seeing the LG family expanding, it smells of success… or Darryn’s Batsuit.
Also, seriously, any MSSA article is low hanging fruit for max comments.
VampyreSquirrel
July 4, 2014 at 13:53
Well done Trev and Geoff (again)… feels like I said something similar to that recently…
Sith JJ
July 4, 2014 at 14:21
Ha. Cool.
My gf has a dragonborn pendant like that.