No, this is not a practical joke. This is in fact a real story. Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain is being developed by Gameloft for mobile platforms and will have the player kicking the snot out of "baddies" left, right and centre. Another interesting feature that the game is going to have is going to be the ability to take photos of your friends and then create enemies using their faces. I'm sure that there will be many a math teacher wondering why kids all wants photos of them all of a sudden. The game will feature bosses such as Kim Jong-il and Fidel Castro which just goes to show that the Chuck is willing to slap the toss out of just about anyone to ensure that justice is served and that everyone learns that no one messes with The Chuck. What impresses me the most is that Gameloft have apparently found a way to contain all the awesomeness that is Chuck Norris onto a phone without it exploding in an amazing shower of roundhouse kicks and denim jeans. It's incredible what people can do with technology these days. I wonder if we will be seeing a Vernon Koekemoer port, because that would obviously just be awesome.