It was freakin’ freezin’ yesterday. It’s still cold today, but hell, at least it wasn’t as bad as yesterday. From my understanding according to our office chat, the cold front has now reached Jozi and the rest of Gauteng. So I offer the following bit of encouragement to you all: HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHA! SUCKERS!
In Other News: Jesus Theft Auto 5, cracking Mario Kart, catching a fancy butterfly, Warframe gets bought by the Chinese and we review Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy wondering why Pong was phallocentric and sexist.
News
GTA 5’s walk on water glitch
Warframe studio to be acquired by Chinese MMO firm
Xbox 360 owners to get $75 off in Xbox One upgrade deal
3DS system update released
Square Enix announces Dragon Quest X for 3DS
Original Spelunky gets online co-op mod
You can now download a fancy bug in Pokemon X and Y
Hackers break Mario kart 8, vow to not aid cheaters
Stuff
Look how much Smash Bros has changed over nine years
How Dying Light is keeping the zombie genre fresh
One Piece might last another decade
Videos
Hyrule Warriors – Impa trailer
Sid Meier’s Civilisation: Beyond Earth – Inside Look trailer
Deadstone – Gameplay trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Brandon Routh will be shrinking down when he joins Arrow season 3
This new trailer for David Fincher’s Gone Girl may truly kill you
We Review Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes – Caesar and his friends swing mighty high
It’s not about people, it’s uh about people in this trailer for Reach Me
This extended trailer and images for Guardians Of The Galaxy is the only one with a clue
Rumour – Mark Wahlberg may be the Six Million Dollar Man
Hit turbo with these first images from the Max Steel movie
Model: Tatiana-Kotova
Last Updated: July 8, 2014
