In the end, you will always bow before Loki

Thor movies are alright, aren’t they? Well, at least the ones where he isn’t moping around Asgard, because he can’t be near his Janey-Waney. Nah, let’s be honest here: We watched most of those first Marvel movies because Loki was in them. Lean, mean and hungry for power, this was a Loki who happened to be a charismatic bastard and more than a match for any single Avenger, including that one fella who was dressed up like a Fourth of July Cirque Do Soleil performer.

Tom Hiddleston nailed the role of the adopted son of Odin, to the point where I pretty much would have no problem with him ruling all nine realms. Seriously, King Loki! What could possibly go wrong? Just remember to kneel before him:

There are no men like him! Perfectly capturing Tom Hiddleston as Thor’s devious brother, the Asgardian god looms tall with his signature curved horns, regal armor, and a magnificent green cape dramatically swept behind him.

Believing he is a king by birthright, Loki looks out across the starways for a new planet to rule. Ruthlessly clutching a Chitauri scepter in his hand, he is determined to take Earth by force, with a formidable army ready to follow.

As his cunning plan comes to fruition in Thanos’ realm, he prepares to make his final move, reminding you that in the end – you will always kneel.

The Loki statue measures in at 23.25″ H (590.55mm) x 12.25″ W (311.15mm) x 12″ L (304.8mm), and weighs 5.67kg. The horny fella will set you back a princely sum of $459 if you’re keen on adding a trickster to your collection.

Last Updated: November 5, 2015