This past weekend, I had the misfortune of eating the worst Portuguese food ever made by human hands. Chicken with no flavour that had clearly not been defrosted properly, resulting in a watery middle. Half-done chips. A sauce that was about as spicy as a Wimpy Zinger burger. This meal was so damn bad, that when I gave my dogs the remains, they ate it with long teeth. No man should suffer like I do.
In Other News: Need for Speed has some free wheels, that damn Goat arrives next month, Metal Gear Solid is going to bring in younger gamers and Murdered: Soul Suspect finds a date.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was woo busy trying to turn my bicycle into the Batmobile, I’m going to need a lot more Steri-Stumpie bottles.
Need for Speed gets free car DLC
Internet darling Goat Simulator crashes in Steam on April Fools day
Murdered: Soul Suspect dated for Europe
Diablo 3 offers bonus XP until March 24
Latest Steam Greenlight batch includes Crawl
Kojima hopes to entice young mobile gamers with Metal Gear Solid 5
Project Spark beta extended to Xbox One
Peggle 2 coming to Xbox 360 on may 7
If social media can act as a social dipstick, then the industry has a lot to learn from physical games
Sensible Software’s Jon Hare on the making of Mega lo Mania and the demise of Mirrorsoft
Space guns, come get your space guns!
When every Nintendo game looked the same, and was better for it
What’s on at The Movies
This trailer for Blue Ruin doesn’t mean to scare you
Expect to see a XXL Human Centipede in the third film
Hugh Jackman talks Wolverine sequels and the inevitable recasting
This red band trailer for the horror musical Stage Fright puts on a killer show
Midweek Mouth-Off – Do the Oscars matter?
This teaser trailer for Paddington is an unexpected arrival
A new era has begun in this trailer for Transformers: Age of Extinction
Last Updated: March 5, 2014