It’s weird what a human body can tolerate. I sat dead-still for a four hour tattoo session, didn’t even blink an eyelid. I’ve crashed a motorcycle and got up, dusted myself off, and kept riding, and my face is pretty much accustomed to the blows it receives whenever I do some boxing sparring.
Hell, I even had laser eye surgery years ago back when they could only give you a tiny amount of general anaesthetic, meaning that I pretty much felt my peepers being laser-goldfingered.
But tooth pain? The second I feel some of that, I curl up into the foetal position and demand Johnny Cash level painkillers. And now I have to go pay the dentist a visit this week, die to my molars inflicting some mutinous pain on my gums.
I am not looking forward to this week. Someone hold me.
In Other News: Duke Nukem classic gets a visual upgrade, Razer lets SOPA know how it feels about them, and we ponder what the future of Zelda games will be like.
Here’s the news we didn’t post, because we were too busy getting ready to filibuster the American congress.
New screenshots for Warriors Lair
Duke Nukem 3D comes to the Cryengine 3
Trackmania 2 patch to fix bugs and bring improvements
Sega explains why Yakuza Dead Souls will not get a a limited Edition
Razer says “@$%! Sopa”
The Secret World Illuminati week ends with new screenshots and an interview
Free FPS Survival-Horrror game Black Seed gets a creepy teaser
New GT5 DLC lands on Tuesday with a lamborghini and speed testing pack
Across the Networks
Contrababnd opens in the US today, looks awesome
First Official image of James Bond Skyfall is…very underwhelming
The Golden Globe awards – All the results
New Prometheous photo thickens the plot
Conan Director Marcus Nispel to direct Hack/Slash movie
The Golden Globes – I couldn’t be arsed
The iPad 3 should be rolling off production lines right about…now
Google went and broke Google
Model: Rocío Guirao Díaz
Last Updated: January 16, 2012