What up my homies? It is I, your glorious leader, here to lead you into battle against the legion of angry old ladies at the post office. The plan is shockingly simple. I’ll send wave after wave of you to die in glorious combat until the geezers finally give in to old age, then move on up from the rear and claim all the glory for myself! Nothing can possibly go wrong with Operation Human Meat Shield!
In Other News: Infinite Crises gets some SHAZAM!, Bungie wants to take their Destiny to PC, Space Channel 5 might be back on the air and the Xbox One has plenty of cloud clout.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy trying to get rid of some instant curry noodles.
Infinite Crisis reveals a marvellous champion
Xbox One cloud provides CPU and storage capacity of three consoles
Conker’s Bad Fur Day creator working on Wii U project
Bungie is keen on bringing Destiny to PC
The Xbox One will be region locked
Space Channel 5 Twitter fires into life
Sucker Punch scans random faces for crowds in Infamous Second Son
Square Enix – Long development times are dishonest and unprofitable
What’s on at The Movies
Check out a will to win in this new trailer for Rush
Go pedal to the metal in this new trailer and character posters for Turbo
Cinophile – The Prophecy
Monday Box Office Report – Get fast, get drunk, get epic
Expect a more visually interesting combination of Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch in Avengers 2
Meet the herd in this trailer for Walking with Dinosaurs: The Movie
So some people have seen World War Z, here’s what they think
Ride off to somewhere far away with this trailer for Ain’t them bodies saints
Model: Sasha Cane
Last Updated: May 27, 2013