We’re just over a couple weeks away from everybody’s favourite vertically challenged lothario and his messed up, incestuous, murderous, vindictive family returning to our screens, and no I’m not talking about that short-lived reality show, Keeping Up With Bonthhuyses. With us in the home stretch to HBO’s mega-smash hit fantasy adaptation Game of Thrones kicking off its fourth season, the network has obviously gone into promo overdrive. So today, we’re greeted by three new trailers to whet our appetites, filled with fire breathing dragons, golden hands, paid debts, snarky Tyrion, Jon Snow knowing nothing and much more. But luckily for my fragile constitution, no red weddings.
Season four of Game of Thrones will debut on HBO on April 9, 2014. With local screenings to follow the next week on April 18.
PS: I apologize in advance for all the broken computer screens that may result from the insatiable urge to punch that little f—er in the crown up top, square in his smug face.
Last Updated: March 26, 2014