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This new trailer and poster for Kevin Smith's YOGA HOSERS is the wurst!

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Dear, Kevin Smith… What the pooping crap?! The filmmaker who once gave such classics as Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy and Mallrats (and Darryn will also insist Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back) is apparently long gone. Was it not for him helming a recent episode of The Flash, then I wouldn’t know when last Smith directed anything great. But even his worse missteps were just that. Missteps. Creative stumbles. With Yoga Hosers, Smith’s career appears to have officially faceplanted right into a sweaty pile of absurd garbage.

At least that’s what I’m thinking after watching/grimacing through this new trailer for the movie, which contains bad jokes, even worse Canadian accents, poop emojis, dirt cheap VFX, tiny Nazi sausages and Stan Lee. Seriously. Maybe I’m just being an old fart and not getting the joke, but this appears to have surpassed the whole so-bad-its-good cycle and moved right onto even higher levels of bad. Check it out below and decide for yourself.

Colleen and Colleen are BFFs AF. Manitoba is where they go to school together, do yoga together, play in a band together, and work together at a boring convenience store. Life is whatevs, but also on fleek. That’s kinda what being 15 and a half is all about. #RealTalk

So when two older guys invite the Colleens to a senior party, the girls are determined to go no matter what—even if that “what” is a terrible, secret evil that threatens to destroy everything decent and polite about Canada. Can Colleen and Colleen save the day and go viral? Will those senior boys prove squad-worthy?


Yoga Hosers stars Smith’s own daughter Harley Quinn Smith as well Johnny Depp’s daughter Lily-Rose Depp in the lead roles. Supporting them are Tony Hale, Natasha Lyonne, Genesis Rodriguez, Adam Brody, Justin Long, and Smith and Depp themselves. It is scheduled for a limited international release on June 29.

Last Updated: June 9, 2016


  1. Geoffrey Tim

    June 9, 2016 at 14:02

    What the fuck did I just watch?


    • Kervyn Cloete

      June 9, 2016 at 15:05

      sorry boot that


  2. Miklós Szecsei

    June 9, 2016 at 14:09

    I kinda want see this but at the same time I realise that I really shouldn’t admit to wanting to see this.


    • Kervyn Cloete

      June 9, 2016 at 15:05

      Sorry boot that!


  3. flmboy

    June 9, 2016 at 14:21

    Yup pretty much what I expected. He makes movies he wants to make with his money, irrespective of what anyone thinks.


    • Kervyn Cloete

      June 9, 2016 at 15:06

      SORRY BOOT THAT!!!!!


  4. WhiteRock

    June 10, 2016 at 07:11

    Feels like I was just trolled…


  5. Kromas GG

    June 10, 2016 at 08:41

    I think you need to be seriously high to enjoy this.


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