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Top List Thursdays – Top Ten worst fake accents

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Nailing the right accent in a movie, ain’t always easy. Hell, ask any British actor on the big screen who happens to be portraying an American icon, and they’ll tell you that enunciating a letter here and there can be quite challenging. Most of the time though, actors manage to convincingly sound like they’re from another continent. And then sometimes, you get a fake accent so laughably terrible, that it circles the drain of WTF and lands right back on genius stupidity. Here are  ten of the worst such accents, ever committed to film.

  • Keanu Reeves’ British accent in Dracula

Even in a film filled to the brim with some strangely wooden acting, Keanu Reeves’ British accent comes off with more lumber than a trip to Builder’s Warehouse. It’s the very best stereotypical Beverly Hills resident dialect meets a soft-spoken English inflection, and an attempt at switching nationalities that just sounds plain weird for Reeves.

  • Dick Van Dyke’s Cockney accent in Mary Poppins

Cor blimey! Wizz bang guv’na! That’s a fair bobbin on me noggin, you savvy? I have no idea what I’m saying, but it’s nowhere near as stereotypical as Dick Van Dyke’s legendarily bad take on the iconic Cockney dialect, as he dances through the cult classic that is Mary Poppins. Blimey mate!

  • Michael Caine’s Texan accent in On Deadly Ground

Speaking of Cockney accents, Michael Caine has fielded one of the more recognisable dialects throughout his career. An accent that has carried him through various films, cementing his role as an all-time legend. For the Stephanus Seevoel film On Deadly Ground however, Caine was tasked with playing a ruthless Texan oil magnate. A role that would have required him to ditch his lovable accent. Clearly, Caine thought “F*** it”, and went ahead speaking in his native tongue anyway.

  • Brad Pitt’s Austrian accent in Seven In Years In Tibet

To this day, I have no idea what the hell Brad Pitt was smoking when he came up with his idea for an Austrian accent, which sounded like a bastardised dialect that was part Irish, German and Indian. Every time Pitt opens his mouth in this flick, acting flies straight out of the window as he mumbles his way to Buddhist Nirvana. Someone should turn this into a drinking game already.

  • John Malkovich’s Russian accent in Rounders


  • Anne Hathaway’s British accent in One Day

If I wasn’t still madly in love with Hathaway, I’d have been much harsher in this assessment of her use of the British accent. But dammit, I just can’t. I just can’t.

  • Jodie Foster’s…whatever the hell it was in Elysium

Words fail me when it comes to Jodie Foster and her made-up accent in Elysium. So I’m just going to copy and paste this bit here from the abridged script on The-Editing-Room, which perfectly nails any scene that Foster happens to have a speaking role in:


(Southern drawl)


(Russian accent)

Sharlto Copley!


(taken aback)

Jodie, are you sure you know what you’re doing?



Vye yes, I am protektink


our hab-i-tat from…


No, I mean what the fuck is with all the accents.



I am to be demonstrating


my cosmopolitan nature,


gained from living in this

(British aristocracy)


  • Val Kilmer’s Souff Effrican eccent in The Saint

Jirre bru, getting the right saffa eccent isn’t always easy hey? At least Matt Damon got it right, while Leonardo DiCaprio made for a passable Rhodesian, which totally counts hey. But Val Kilmer? Jussis boet, that was somefin’ else.

  • Mel Gibson’s Scottish accent in Braveheart

I know Kervyn is going to crucify me for this, but Mel Gibson manages to pull off a convincing Scottish accent about as well as I can do a Barry White imitation after having my testicles caved in. Compared to some Scottish mates of mine who have left my head spinning, Gibson pales in comparison, but at least he manages a perfect movie Scottish accent.

  • Nic Cage’s Southern Drawl in Con Air

I’m still convinced that Nicolas Cage is a genius. This is an actor whose work will be looked at fifty years from now, and properly appreciated. Because bless the man, no matter how crappy the movie or role that he accepts, he never phones it in. This is an actor who dedicates himself 100% to a role, even if it does require him to be a prisoner who sounds like he belongs in a Huckleberry Finn adventure.

Last Updated: January 22, 2015


  1. James Francis

    January 22, 2015 at 13:40

    Add to those Christopher Lambert’s Scottish accent in Highlander and pretty much anything in which Liam Neeson doesn’t play an Irishman.


  2. Her Highness the Hipster

    January 22, 2015 at 13:50

    Bwahahahah! i told you that scottish accent is a winner/loser! also I never new Val Kilmer was even trying to be South African. so, so bad.


  3. Blood Emperor Trevor

    January 22, 2015 at 13:55

    lulz – the first one I thought of was Val Kilmer in The Saint. “my hooooooome in efrika” It was so bad.

    My pet peeve for South African accents in movies/TV is when they use “hey” or “man” not only way too much, but emphasise it.

    Best ZA accent I’ve heard was Thomas Jane in Stander.


    • James Francis

      January 22, 2015 at 14:02

      Some props to Leo DiCaprio – he came very close.


      • Rock789

        January 22, 2015 at 14:55

        Yeah, he wasn’t bad at all. As long as he was calm. As soon as he shouted, you could hear the American accent coming out. But a great effort. 🙂


    • Rock789

      January 22, 2015 at 14:54

      2nd worst SA accent? Has to be Arnold Vosloo in “Hard Target”. “Randall, Randall, Randall… You were gonna leave without saying goodbye?” A Saffa getting the Saffa accent wrong? I mean, wtf?! It was just too ’emphasized’. Funny as hell!! But probably not what they were going for.


      • Blood Emperor Trevor

        January 22, 2015 at 14:56

        Yes, he really hammed that one up.


        • James Francis

          January 22, 2015 at 15:23

          Everything in that movie was hammed up to hell. That may have even been the original title…


          • Blood Emperor Trevor

            January 22, 2015 at 15:26

            It’s a 90’s JCVD action movie, so much ham I’m still surprised his mullet wasn’t made of it.

          • James Francis

            January 22, 2015 at 15:31

            Not just JCVD – JCVD with a mullet in a John Woo action film with Lance Henriksen eating his way through the set.

            They oughta remake this one.

      • The D

        January 22, 2015 at 15:42

        We are hunting a most elusive quaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrry…


  4. Rock789

    January 22, 2015 at 14:51

    “Why didn’t you put the bunny back in the box?”


  5. Lourens Corleone

    January 22, 2015 at 15:11

    How did Sharlto not make the list for his accent in Maleficent? Hahaha


    • James Francis

      January 22, 2015 at 15:24

      Probably because at least the above actors were good in their roles…


  6. Weanerdog

    January 26, 2015 at 14:19

    Regarding Nicholas Cage, I firmly believe the reason he never passes on a role because it is always the the same role. He always plays the same character in every movie he makes. It is possible to make new movies starring Nicholas cage by just editing bits on his other movies together, they may already be doing this who would know. We are going to have Nicholas Cage movies for the next 1000 years.


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