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You’re going to need an iron bladder to sit through Avengers 4

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The golden rule of going to the movies is that I will make certain that your prostate gets stimulated with your smartphone if you don’t switch it off silent before a film begins. The other other rule of going to the movies is that you should never buy yourself a drink from the concessions stand. You might think that your iron bladder is up to the task, but c’mon: Having to do a sitting pee-pee dance during a long film is going to ruin the experience for you.

It’s a fact that was especially prevalent during Avengers: Infinity War this year when I became acquainted on a first-name basis with various asses that brushed over my face as cinema attendees found themselves unable to contain the after-effect of drinking a litre of water and sugar within their systems, something that will probably happen again next year when Avengers 4 closes the book on more than a decade of action the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

According to co-director Joe Russo, you can expect Avengers 4 in its current cut to be a whopping three hours long. “It’s currently sitting right at three hours,” Russo said on his Instagram Stories page via CNET.

So we’ll see if that holds, but it’s sitting right at three hours right now.

It probably won’t. Movies need to make money, and when your film happens to have a long running time, that means that it can only be shown so many times a day. Avengers: Infinity War clocked in at two and a half hours on the big screen, so expect Avengers 4 to have plenty of footage left on the cutting room floor when it arrives next year on May 3. Still, at least that’ll leave plenty of deleted scenes to shove into the Blu-Ray DVD. AVENGERS DELETED SCENES, ASSEMBLE!

Last Updated: November 9, 2018

14 Comments

  1. Well, screw that.
    DVD
    So that
    I can pee…

    Well, screw that.
    DVD
    So that
    I can pee…

    Reply

  2. MonsterCheddar

    November 9, 2018 at 13:42

    Well, screw that.
    DVD
    So that
    I can pee…

    Well, screw that.
    DVD
    So that
    I can pee…

    Reply

  3. Guz

    November 9, 2018 at 14:07

    Tactical urine bottle? but jokes aside 3 hours is too long by then you’ve run out of snacks and drinks and def need to use the loo. maybe they could do an intermission, I know its old school but i could dig it if the movie really is 3 hours long

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    • HvR

      November 9, 2018 at 14:18

      Just piss in your drinks cup, it will taste about the same as your standard Sterkinekor soda.

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  4. Original Heretic

    November 9, 2018 at 14:48

    I will dehydrate myself! Had to do the same for IW…

    Reply

  5. justlikemo

    November 11, 2018 at 03:55

    Long like a typical Bollywood movie. Yeh I can hold it, but not for a smarvel movie

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  6. CrAiGiSh

    November 12, 2018 at 09:09

    “DVD” … dam hippies …

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  7. Magoo

    November 12, 2018 at 11:36

    Some movies can pull 3 hours off. Avengers is just a bit too exhausting for that.

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  8. Gr8_Balls_o_Fire

    November 12, 2018 at 14:53

    3 hours is not long for a movie with about 100 characters and multiple worlds. Carry some Ritalin.

    Reply

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