How to beat all the bosses of Bloodborne

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Bloodborne? From Software? Boss Guides? WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE I SWEAR IT’S LIKE 2015 OR SOMETHING! It might as well be if you happen to be a fan of the ol’ PS Plus subscription, as this week sees the service finally deliver one of its biggest blockbusters of all time: Ratchet And Clank. Also, Bloodborne.

If you never played it, here’s the dealio yo: It’s gothic, harder than passing an Adamantium enema after a wild night out and crawling with all manner of boss fights that’ll have you rolling around the floor in a foetal position. Fortunately, every boss has a weakness, and that fatal flaw happens to be “clicking on article written by a complete hack that compiles all the collective weak points together into easy viewing”.

Hey, I happen to fit that description perfectly. Here’s a lovely visual guide scavenged from the darkest corners of the internet, to help you conquer Bloodborne’s biggest bads:

How to Beat Father Gascoigne

How to Beat The Blood-starved Beast

How to Beat Vicar Amelia

How to Beat The Witches of Hemwick

How to Beat Darkbeast Paarl

How to Beat The Shadows of Yharnam

How to Beat Rom, The Vacuous Spider

How to Beat Amygdala

How to Beat The Celestial Emissary

How to Beat The One Reborn

How to Beat Micolash, Host of the Nightmare

How to Beat Mergo’s Wet Nurse

How to Beat Gehrman, The First Hunter

How to Beat Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos

How to Beat Martyr Logarius

How to get the secret ending and defeat the alternate boss

Last Updated: March 6, 2018

Darryn Bonthuys

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