Behold the alcoholic fury of Skyrim’s Dovah Bear!

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My partner said that she was going to leave me due to my obsession with Skyrim, I managed to convince her to stay. Speech increased to 27.

There have been many great bears in history. Winnie the Pooh, Paddington Bear and actor Robin Williams are just such a few examples. But then you get Dovah Bear, 200 kilograms of honey mead-drinking furry fury and dragon-slaying bodacity.

A bear. Riding a horse. Well, nothing else I see this year shall ever be as awesome. For those of you who are running the PC version of the game, and happen to boast some major skill points in modding, consider this your next challenge.

Last Updated: May 30, 2012

Darryn Bonthuys

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