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Bring a gay car to climax and become a Haiku Warrior

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Sometimes games are serious and tell stories that are emotional, compelling and shift the way we see the world. Other times, they are simply fun and entertaining, letting us embrace a sillier side. These indies seem a bit off the wall, but I’m still intrigued.

Stick shift

First up is Stick Shift, a free game that you can download on PC, Mac and Linux. What is it? Well, in an attempt to expand eroticism in games beyond a cutscene, it makes sex something you do instead of something you obtain. But don’t worry, it’s still safe for work:

There is no human nudity in this game at all, but there are plenty of hot naked gay cars, big swollen exposed gear sticks, and oozing exhaust pipes.

I… I may need to download this. For research purposes. And because it just sounds too silly to miss out on. Also, I’m wondering how we know the cars are gay. What makes them gay, or is it simply because you’re a male driver playing with a stick?

Haiku warrior

Meanwhile, over on Kickstarter, the creator of Drinking Quest has a new tabletop RPG, told entirely through Haiku. For those who don’t remember from school days, a Haiku is a Japanese poem of 17 syllables (5, 7, 5). It’s a nice contrast to the obnoxious tone of Drinking Quest.

Twenty-eight days left
Haiku Warrior needs you
Give it your money.

Looking for more games?
The Humble Bundle is great,
As is Bundle Stars.

I’d stop doing this
But now I’m totally hooked
Wish me luck today.

Last Updated: April 9, 2015


  1. Umar

    April 9, 2015 at 12:34

    0 to climax in 2 minutes.


  2. Unavengedavo

    April 9, 2015 at 12:45

    I backed Haiku Warrior the moment I saw it! Got Drinking Quest a while ago and it’s the best drinking game I have ever played O_o


    • Lord Chaos

      April 9, 2015 at 12:48

      Of course you would.

      Welcome back stranger


    • Hammersteyn

      April 9, 2015 at 12:51

      Was just talking about you yesterday 😀


      • Unavengedavo

        April 9, 2015 at 12:54

        Lol, never thought that you guys missed me that much O_o


  3. RinceThis

    April 9, 2015 at 12:48

    I do wonder about our race of ‘intelligent’ beings…


    • Unavengedavo

      April 9, 2015 at 12:56

      We must play Drinking Quest sometime now that you have a car


      • Hammersteyn

        April 9, 2015 at 12:58

        That’s not so bad. I know of a few people that only managed to afford a car near their thirties.


  4. Hammersteyn

    April 9, 2015 at 12:50

    Half-Life 3 is dead
    Never going to happen
    Now deal with it please


  5. Greylingad

    April 9, 2015 at 13:01

    At first I thought you were joking with that headline… I now am scarred for life…”hot naked gay cars” I’m speechless…


  6. Unavengedavo

    April 9, 2015 at 14:17

    Guess I went a bit overboad? O_o


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