Remember that one time I was asked to play Five Night’s at Freddy’s 4? Oh the mirth… what laughs we had! Well to be perfectly honest, you all found it hilarious. I on the other hand, needed therapy for months following that terrible experience.
I recovered thankfully, mostly because I genuinely believed that content of that nature would be a once off affair. I’d never have to do something like that again, surely? SURELY? How wrong I was!
A couple of months after that incident, I received not one, but two horrendous games to play for your viewing pleasure. They arrived in my Steam Inbox thanks to one very dedicated reader – Mr Guild. Being the dancing monkey I am, I could not turn down his very kind gesture. I begrudgingly accepted the offerings, and asked you all which of the two titles I should subject myself to first. Naturally, you all went for the scare title. Sophie’s Curse won the election, with a decisive 57% of the vote!
So here you are, loyal, lovely readers. Without further ado, I present to you, yet another video of me being a complete coward. Enjoy!
What the actual hell triggers Sophie? It’s something I never understood, and something I don’t plan on figuring out anytime soon. I mean, I had all the lights charged… ALL OF THEM! Yet, for some reason, she decided to pop up, seemingly at random, to murder me. I should’ve just stayed at the safe zone – maybe then I would’ve survived until morning!
Anyways, moving along swiftly, thanks Craig for giving me the opportunity to play this game. I’m looking forward to playing your next gift (NO GOD PLEASE NO), and should have a let’s play video of it up fairly soon. Seriously, There’s Poop in My Soup? THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!
Last Updated: April 14, 2016
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 15:02
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Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 15:03
0:41 @disqus_YDGhciulmi:disqus’s face after I dropped him in the DZ 😛
Ir0nseraph
April 14, 2016 at 15:06
Yeah we denied them like a boss 🙂
Admiral Chief in New York
April 14, 2016 at 15:49
LOLWUT?
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 15:50
Rage last year
RinceThis
April 14, 2016 at 16:02
lol
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 14, 2016 at 15:07
“Ah’d lahk to go into these things completely blahnd.” JHB MUCH?! *run*
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 15:08
“Ah daaid”
RinceThis
April 14, 2016 at 16:02
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
hairyknees
April 14, 2016 at 22:50
YOU SHUT YOUR NON JHB MOUTH! Also, yes, very bad habit 😛 I need to learn to speak prim and proper!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 15:16
I like the D
ERROR!
XD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 15:19
Part1 was excellent, can’t wait for Part 2 – ?
Ir0nseraph
April 14, 2016 at 15:23
We need to find him something more scary, I think he faked his fear 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 14, 2016 at 15:24
I think so too!
“Good lord that was terrifying”… he said with all the emotion of a damp washcloth.
Ir0nseraph
April 14, 2016 at 15:27
XD
hairyknees
April 14, 2016 at 15:50
Damp washcloths have feelings ok 🙁
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 14, 2016 at 15:52
D’aw! 😀
hairyknees
April 14, 2016 at 15:49
WHAT! My legs were like goddam jelly XD I genuinely had goosebumps after each scare!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 15:51
What about each scare?
Ir0nseraph
April 14, 2016 at 15:52
Goosebumps from sharing, what cold hearted bastard 🙂
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 14, 2016 at 15:54
Maybe he was punished for sharing as a child & it brings back bad memories now.
“Hey Matty, wanna share my…” “NO NOT THE HOSE AGAIN!”
Ir0nseraph
April 14, 2016 at 15:54
LoL
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 15:56
Put the lotion in the basket!
HairyEwok
April 14, 2016 at 15:25
For our enjoyment….. I had my own little bloody heart attack….
hairyknees
April 14, 2016 at 22:49
Good 😉
Original Heretic
April 14, 2016 at 15:38
Wish I had sound. Would have made this MUUUUCH more interesting to watch.
Ottokie
April 14, 2016 at 15:43
I watched up to 7:50…that’s plenty for me thanks
hairyknees
April 14, 2016 at 22:49
Psh, if I could make it to the end, then so can you! 😛
Admiral Chief in New York
April 14, 2016 at 15:49
I need to watch this fully, need to dedicate time to this
HvR
April 14, 2016 at 15:55
Dammit, that first jump scare was so quick nobody got a fright
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 15:57
Agreed, he must try again
hairyknees
April 14, 2016 at 15:57
Yeah the delayed scream is what made me jump xD
hairyknees
April 14, 2016 at 15:57
Scare. SCARE!!! I fixed my typo ok :'(
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 15:58
@Admiral Chief in New York:disqus demands we never forget!
Admiral Chief in New York
April 15, 2016 at 09:01
😀
RinceThis
April 14, 2016 at 16:01
Winner!
HvR
April 14, 2016 at 16:04
MA SE …., that last one got me good as well
DragonSpirit009
April 14, 2016 at 16:28
Oh Matty… This just brightened up my day XD
hairyknees
April 14, 2016 at 22:47
I’m glad :D/
Raptor Rants
April 14, 2016 at 16:34
hehehehehehehehehehehe
Lord Chaos
April 14, 2016 at 16:36
That last scare got me good.
hairyknees
April 14, 2016 at 22:47
Me too 😛
Admiral Chief in New York
April 15, 2016 at 07:08
LOL I see the Albanian made an appearance
Admiral Chief in New York
April 15, 2016 at 09:01
GG Matty
hairyknees
April 15, 2016 at 09:31
<3
Guild
April 15, 2016 at 09:43
XD entertainment value 100%
Nice one Matty. Enjoy the next one budd
Deceased
April 15, 2016 at 13:20
SOOOO GOOOD!!! XD
I love these 😛