David Jaffe Compares Sony’s New Handheld to Women’s Genitalia

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I’ve often been accused, quite rightly, of circular-pegging overtly sexual metaphors in to square holes; slipping in carnal jokes where they don’t belong. I have never, as far as I’m aware, compared video game hardware to a lady’s love cave.

You know who has? God of War and Twisted Metal creator David Jaffe. Speaking via twitter, the EatSleepPlay dev has made lewd an lascivious comments about Sony’s upcoming PSP successor, the NGP.

"New hardware is like new pussy,” said the outspoken Jaffe. “ It’s exciting at first but after you’ve experienced enough fresh vagina over the years – while there’s still always a bit of excitement when something new comes along – you learn that sooner than later, the new and exciting becomes the standard and dependable and so it’s best to just stay focused and [grateful] on what you’ve got at the moment and if you need to make a change, it’ll just happen organically."

What? If you’re as confused as I was when I first read it, Jaffe later clarified his statement.

"It was not anti-NGP at all. I’m just saying we are grateful Sony is letting us make games for the PS3 and if NGP is in our future, that will rock but it’s not something I’m thinking about cause I’m so focused, happy, and [grateful] 4 the hardware we’re currently using."

Read  God of War concept art reveals what original Egyptian setting would have looked like

Oh, that makes sense then.

Source : CVG

Last Updated: January 31, 2011

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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