So the time has come, rAge is here which means that around this time tomorrow we are going to be meeting up at Hogshead in Rock Cottage and down at Banana Jam in Cape Town.
Before anyone asks again, yes the rugby will be shown at both places and we do apologise for rAge being on the same day as an important sporting event, that is out of our hands.
So if you want to see our sexiness in real life along with all of those around you then feel free to pop around after 4 o’clock and according to RinceThis anyone who arrives at the Cape Town event with a LG shirt will score a free Lazygamer shooter.
The annoying Facebook events are here for JHB and here for CT.
Right now we have 57 confirmed for JHB, so about 12 people will arrive… and 5 in Cape Town, so Rince may be on his own which would be very embarrassing.
Come on Cape Town people, you always complain that no one does events down there well the numbers aren’t lying right now. Show us that you deserve the events.
Last Updated: October 4, 2013
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 13:35
*sniff* I’m feeling very sorry for myself. Year 2 missing out. I’m just going to go cry in a corner and mumble about how other responsibilities suck
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 13:39
Poor Rince ag shame
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 4, 2013 at 13:59
Oi, leave the man alone!
Vampyre Squirrel
October 4, 2013 at 14:10
Yeah he will be alone XD
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 14:11
very alone! *cue DJ play loney! lol
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 13:40
Free LG SHOOTERS! FTW!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 13:41
Teardrops
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 4, 2013 at 13:59
or as I call them, console water.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 14:00
Winna!
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 14:03
Watch it!
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 13:45
If you made special shooters blue and yellow would be sweet!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 13:45
Dude. Teardrops. Just… Just don’t risk it man. You can’t trust @rincethis:disqus 😛
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 13:51
NO tears! LG shooter!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 13:55
haha well done 🙂
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 13:56
Curacao and banana liqueur 😉 You got any suggestions?
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 13:57
sounds nice
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 13:57
Actually that sounds good. You guys need to have one in my absence!
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 13:58
Well, we are having the banana as our own short brown Banana won’t be there ;( It’s a hommage. Now, what about you?!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 13:59
Lol. Coffee tequila!!!!!
And remember to have a sledgehammer in hommage of Erwin and his ban hammer!
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 14:00
I’m not walking out tomorrow am I? 0-O
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 14:00
Chances are slim yeah
Ooh!
October 4, 2013 at 15:54
Jim too scared he will be discovered as the little, whining nerd he is who can’t socialise?
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 16:02
Coming form someone who has neither an avatar or profile, I wouldn’t be pointing too many fingers 😉
Vampyre Squirrel
October 4, 2013 at 16:16
BUUUUURRRRRN!!!
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 16:21
I thought so too 😉
Devourer of Small Bunnies
October 4, 2013 at 14:46
HAHAHA *dies*
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 13:46
They will be yellow and BLUE! I have already told Gavin!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 13:51
Ok so what 2 ingredients? It needs a name.
You can call it “LAG”
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 13:42
Wait wait wait… Both events are on the same day….. have you guys managed to clone yourselves?
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 13:43
I am him!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 13:44
Aaaah. I see.
ToshZA
October 4, 2013 at 13:44
I’m coming. Not like that you filthy minded neanderthals. Just won’t be drinking more than a beer or 2 – will move on to coke. On the bike and all.
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 13:46
Good man 🙂
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 4, 2013 at 13:55
Sober & responsible… that makes one. 😉
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 13:56
HAHAH! 🙂 Trevor, you got an LG shirt?
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 4, 2013 at 13:57
Yes, It’s the best one I own.
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 14:04
I expect it worn tomorrow!
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 4, 2013 at 14:07
As long as you promise not to spill all over it. 😉
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 14:07
Or to try take it off…. Too soon?
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 14:07
0-O What were you saying about tears?!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 14:08
Whahahahaha. Oh so tear it off? Eish. Things are gonna get real racy @disqus_DoEH3TsffU:disqus 😛
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 14:09
Fucking English language!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 14:11
huehuehue
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 14:14
that’s flippin creepy!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 14:15
Yeah and also shirtless
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 14:16
You think I can remove that shirt with all the shit I spill over it?
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 14:16
hahahahahhaha. Om my. My poor stomach muscles today.
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 14:18
Let’s just say, I won’t be hard to spot…
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 14:18
Ok but seriously. When you guys have that coffee tequila, and you guys will. You better take a photo and tweet it to me!
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 14:20
I must add you on twitter!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 14:20
@ raptor2022
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 14:22
sweet!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 14:23
Pizza the Hutt!!!
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 14:28
Good Lord! Its a Grimer!!
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
October 4, 2013 at 14:30
Lol… How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?… It’s not hard…
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
October 4, 2013 at 14:29
Ja nee… The English language is confusing… Its the only language where your feet smell and your nose runs 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 4, 2013 at 14:31
Like my dad used to say, “English is the only language where you can lie while telling the absolute truth.”
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 4, 2013 at 14:08
Or to try take if off…. AT ALL!
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 14:08
No, that’s just mine. I swear Gavin cursed it man. Seriously. If there is a baby on the other side of the room and it vomits, I promise you, the laws of physics will cease for a moment, and I’ll end up covered…
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 14:08
Hahahaha. Made me lol
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 4, 2013 at 14:09
lulz
ToshZA
October 4, 2013 at 14:13
as a single dad, I don’t have much choice. If it was at home however…
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 14:21
Respect, hard job! been there before!
Kromas
October 4, 2013 at 13:47
Thank Cthulhu everything is so damn close to my house. I am way to lazy to drive too far.
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 13:51
To rAge?
Kromas
October 4, 2013 at 14:00
and Rock Cottage.
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 14:12
I might pop in.
Vampyre Squirrel
October 4, 2013 at 14:19
Me too, have to see what my day looks like tomorrow 😐
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 14:21
If I do and your there Ill buy you a dop!
Vampyre Squirrel
October 4, 2013 at 14:26
Sweet!
Kromas
October 4, 2013 at 14:47
Seeing as your replying in my OP can I also get a dop? 😛
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 14:58
What’s your poison?
Kromas
October 4, 2013 at 15:20
Man ek is eg afrikaans soo ek drink net brannewyn en coke. 😛
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 15:27
Now we talking!
Devourer of Small Bunnies
October 4, 2013 at 14:48
i want one too. No specific reason, just cos!
Vampyre Squirrel
October 4, 2013 at 14:51
lmao! I saw those responses coming
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 15:01
If they want free drinks eat chillies by Gavin lol
Gavin Mannion
October 4, 2013 at 15:33
I have some ghost chilli’s left for whoever wants to try them
John's better judgement
October 4, 2013 at 15:54
I’m intrigued
eXpZA
October 4, 2013 at 13:47
… what’s in it for me.
Gavin Mannion
October 4, 2013 at 14:07
” you want to see our sexiness” not enough for you?
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 14:16
If you’re going for the ol ‘just dry heaved at the back of my throat’, no, I think you hit the nail on the head.
Vampyre Squirrel
October 4, 2013 at 14:18
So I just did a 1 hour stop off at rAge, and it’s not too bad. Here’s what I noticed:
1. The LAN is WAY too big, thus meaning the expo is very small (the smallest I’ve ever seen)
2. That being said, you can get hands on with the Xbone and PS4.
3. Lots of gaming within the walls of rAge, including Ryse and Fifa 14 on Xbone, some or other games on the PS4 that didn’t catch my attention for some reason, a bunch of WiiU titles, Assassin’s Creed Black Flag, BF4, NFS Rivals, more Fifa 14, Forza, Fifa 14, NBA 2k14, WWE, etc, etc, oh and did I mention Fifa?
4. Lots of places selling games, lots of deals (like a 4gig X360 with 2 games for R1599, or a 12gig PS3 for R1799 with no games).
5. Not enough booth babes, except for maybe the really bored looking Telkom ones that were sitting watching TV.
But all in all, I got to play Disney Infinity, Ryse, Fifa 14, BF4, WWE, NFS, Forza, AC BF, etc.
Was fun because it wasn’t absolutely packed to capacity, I’d hate to go there tomorrow or Sunday.
Oh and I didn’t meet Zoe, she was busy… typical.
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 14:22
Nice one man 🙂
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 14:25
You played Disney Infinity, Ryse, Fifa 14, BF4, WWE, NFS, Forza, AC BF and more in just an hour??? Grief dude. You the flash or something?
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 14:27
I think he probably had to flash in order to get to the front, probably the same reason he had to leave so soon… BOOM!
Vampyre Squirrel
October 4, 2013 at 14:29
lmao! they would have kicked me out on the first flash… if they could still see, woulda blinded them biatches!!
Queues weren’t that bad either.
Vampyre Squirrel
October 4, 2013 at 14:28
Like I said, it was fun and the expo isn’t that big.
I’d seen everything in under an hour and then went back to play some things I couldn’t get to before.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 4, 2013 at 14:32
I liked my idea that you were the flash more. I’m just gonna stick to that story 😉
Vampyre Squirrel
October 4, 2013 at 14:34
No probs, I’ll stick to your story too.
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 15:03
Why the heck is there a line through your post?
Vampyre Squirrel
October 4, 2013 at 15:19
I’m sticking to @LlewellynCrossley:disqus ‘s story, so I put a strike through the first part of my post in my edit 😛
Devourer of Small Bunnies
October 4, 2013 at 14:29
Dont use gesigbook lads bbut confirm me +3 if its possible?
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 14:30
To JHB Or CT? EDIT: My bad, been a long day 🙂 But they may not know 😛
Devourer of Small Bunnies
October 4, 2013 at 14:45
<3 and JHB if anyones needs to know 😛
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
October 4, 2013 at 16:24
And need a short physical description to identify you from…
Devourer of Small Bunnies
October 4, 2013 at 16:33
The maniac in the ala hotline miami panda mask, blood and golf club. Wont miss me Im sure 🙂
Tidycpc
October 4, 2013 at 14:34
best man at a wedding…would have liked to meet some of the CT folks
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 14:35
Damn, another one bites the dust. And you’re not coming! BOOM! 🙂
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 15:08
Your happy about being alone?
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 15:14
You’re * BWAHAHAHAHAhA
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 15:18
Gonna make Timmy do the Twitch out!!
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 15:05
KILL ME NOW!!!! I sit and twiddle my thumbs at work! Boss listening to heavy metal and watching music videos, but can I leave NO!! I swear I will find a guy on Gta online and beat him! Then shoot him, finally do a donut on his face!! and beat him again!! Btw I believe if you do a burnout on a person = BIG blood spray!!
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 15:12
0-O Man, you sound loco… I may be busy tonight!
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 15:18
Oh well!
John's better judgement
October 4, 2013 at 15:27
I wish my boss listened to metal
TiMsTeR1033
October 4, 2013 at 15:29
It wears thin very quickly man…
Tidycpc
October 4, 2013 at 15:12
most of the CT peeps is probably at rocking the daisies
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 15:13
This is true. But as true geeks, we should only feel comfortable in bars, and at our games!
Paul Fouche
October 4, 2013 at 15:20
0 durban event 🙁 bummed
Kromas
October 4, 2013 at 15:21
JHB is just an hours flight away. And as an added bonus if you land in Lanseria you are pretty much there. 😛
Paul Fouche
October 4, 2013 at 15:23
JE246 12:05 13:20 , sadly thats the only flight available and im busy with business till 3 🙁
John's better judgement
October 4, 2013 at 15:25
Don’t have a LG shirt but will try my best to come. Bit of a trip for me to get there, so don’t hold your thumbs.
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
October 4, 2013 at 16:22
Where you coming from boet?
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
October 4, 2013 at 16:20
Gav, did you book a table for LAGZ tomorrow at Hogshead?
and is it “eat a chilli, and drinks are on us” day ?
NecroRince
October 4, 2013 at 16:24
Dude, you know he has ghost chillies, right? After eating one of those, no amount of beer will help…
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
October 4, 2013 at 16:28
Depends. How badly you want next week off from work….