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E3 2014 – GUYS I SAW THE BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHT BATMOBILE!

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Dat-Batmobile

As semi-respected writers, it’s expected of us to be impartial and unbiased reporters of the truth. Testicles to that. I saw the frigging Batmobile today. How my pants are still in one piece, is beyond me because there was most definitely some sort of explosion in my underwear region when I came upon the Caped Crusader Chevrolet.

I don’t think words can accurately describe what I saw today, but screw it, I’m brain damaged enough to try. The scale replica of the Batmobile was massive. Bigger than your mom even. Hell, the gigantic wheels alone could help solve our local housing crisis if people built houses inside of them, while the rims were so bling that they cause instant heart attacks in people who believe in go-faster stripes.

My plan for tomorrow is simple however. I’m going to don a Bat cowl that I packed in and go yell at Rocksteady and Warner Bros to give me back my damn car already. And yes, it did come in black. Just like the car.

Last Updated: June 11, 2014

31 Comments

  1. My first thought on reading the title was “Yes, you said that before and you even mentioned that there was a large Evolve sized explosion.”
    Now to read the actual article and hope it’s not as I fear it will be.

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  2. Alien Emperor Trevor

    June 11, 2014 at 13:43

    I see cars like that every day. Cape Flats are just around the corner.

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  3. Hammersteyn

    June 11, 2014 at 13:44

    And Darryn didn’t even try to steal it? Way to not represent South Africa
    http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a44Zp06_460sa.gif

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    • Rinceinantici

      June 11, 2014 at 13:45

      Ah, gotcha! 🙂

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      • Hammersteyn

        June 11, 2014 at 13:46

        XD

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      June 11, 2014 at 13:45

      He can’t represent ZA. He didn’t join the MSSA & take part in one of their criminal jokes of a tournament.

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      • Hammersteyn

        June 11, 2014 at 13:46

        Sick Burn

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    • Matewis Jubilai

      June 11, 2014 at 13:46

      This batman still had the best batmobile imo

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      • Hammersteyn

        June 11, 2014 at 13:46

        Agreed!

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  4. Kensei Seraph

    June 11, 2014 at 13:44

    Remember, if someone *cough*Zoe*cough* doesn’t take pictures then it didn’t actually happen.
    And a video is worth +-30 pictures per second.

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    • Rinceinantici

      June 11, 2014 at 13:45

      Not if it’s an Xbox One Trololo

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        June 11, 2014 at 13:48

        I think you mean Xbox Uno… (sorry Pieter I couldn’t resist it)

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        • Rinceinantici

          June 11, 2014 at 13:48

          BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH! You are a real meany today 😉

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          • Hammersteyn

            June 11, 2014 at 13:50

            And he’s not even a Sony fan

          • Rinceinantici

            June 11, 2014 at 13:50

            He’s just TREVOR… Leave it at that.

      • Kensei Seraph

        June 11, 2014 at 13:48

        Wasn’t the Xbox One supposed to run at 30FPS and the PS4 at 60FPS?
        Besides, I think most average videos, regardless of platform, run at 20 ~ 30 FPS.

        Here’s a pic I know you’ll love to make up for responding seriously to your troll.
        http://lilacbrickroad.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/tumblr_lv8cbicm751qj5r2s.gif?w=500&h=390

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        • Rinceinantici

          June 11, 2014 at 13:59

          You are in an odd mood 😛

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          • Kensei Seraph

            June 11, 2014 at 14:09

            I’m just generally an odd person.

  5. Viking Of Science

    June 11, 2014 at 13:44

    That’s Great and all Darryn… But I want Witcher 3 hands on impressions!

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  6. Rinceinantici

    June 11, 2014 at 13:44

    And you didn’t hijack it?!

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    • Hammersteyn

      June 11, 2014 at 13:44

      Exactly my point.

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    • Kensei Seraph

      June 11, 2014 at 13:45

      I think that’s the next step if they don’t just give it to him after he shows up wearing the cowl.

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  7. Matewis Jubilai

    June 11, 2014 at 13:45

    Lol at the sheer excitement 😀
    Remind me of my first airshow when I got to see fighter jets up close for the first time (not as a cool as the batmobile though)

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    • Hammersteyn

      June 11, 2014 at 13:47

      No nearly.

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  8. Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

    June 11, 2014 at 14:04

    And in other news…

    Darryn never got off the plane back in SA. The batmobile from E3 is also missing.
    A definite link between these incidents is yet to be determined….

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  9. Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

    June 11, 2014 at 14:06

    I’d pay to see Darryn moan at WB and Rocksteady in a Bat Suit

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      June 11, 2014 at 14:07

      Given how happy he is, I DON’T want to see him moaning at them. Unless his hands are in clear view away from his body.

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      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

        June 11, 2014 at 14:33

        looooooooooooooooool

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        • Unavengedavo

          June 11, 2014 at 16:44

          He might just come in black

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          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

            June 11, 2014 at 17:58

            wow… that… ok that broke me. I’m just going to go curl up in that corner now and will myself to forget shall I?

  10. Skyblue

    June 12, 2014 at 16:57

    Sure it’s pretty but how is the fuel economy?

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