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FFD: What game would you scrub from history if you could travel back in time?

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Games are pretty cool. I mean, that’s why you frequent this and other websites that talk about video games. If you’re like us, you’ve been playing video games for a long time – and they’re probably weaved right in to your memories.

Thing is, not all of those memories are good. And sometimes, you may find yourself wanting to give them the “Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind” treatment.

Or better yet, scrub some games not just from your own mind – but from history. The usual trope for time machines is people wanting to go back and kill Hitler before he became a megalomaniac with funny moustache, or prevent JFK’s assassination or some other act that would great benefit humankind.

But here’s an idea. What if you could travel back in time and stop a game from being made. Perhaps it’s because it was a terrible sequel that sullied your memories of the games that came before it, like Duke Nukem Forever. Maybe you’ve lost friends or loved ones to a terrible addition, and you’d like CS:GO, Hearthstone or Dota to have never been made.

Or perhaps, you’d want Metal Gear Rising to not exist just so that Darryn will shut up about it being the best game of all time. Maybe you just want The Witcher 3 to not exist, because no game has managed to feel as good since? Let us know.

Last Updated: April 29, 2016

298 Comments

  1. Kromas untamed

    April 29, 2016 at 10:31

    Alien:Colonial Marines.
    Duke Nukem Forever
    Blue Shift

    Actually can’t I just wipe Gearbox from history instead? 🙂

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    • Pariah

      April 29, 2016 at 10:32

      But Borderlands….. 🙁

      Reply

      • Kromas untamed

        April 29, 2016 at 10:33

        Borderlands 1 had the worst ending and the story was kinda meh. I can survive without it if it means We never get the above mentioned games made.

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        • Pariah

          April 29, 2016 at 10:34

          But Borderlands 2 was probably the most fun I’ve had in an FPS in years. And it’s great co-op too. I don’t mind a bad ending if it spawns lots of hours of fun.

          Also, I never played the 3 you mentioned, because reviews. So that didn’t affect me at all.

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          • Kromas untamed

            April 29, 2016 at 10:36

            Finished 2 got bored. Never played the DLC that I got a season pass for. I at least made 3 characters in 1. Did not bother making more in 2.

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 10:36

            O_o

            You’re probably the first person I’ve heard who didn’t enjoy it. I’m sure there are more, it just didn’t occur to me that you’d exist. XD

          • Kromas untamed

            April 29, 2016 at 10:38

            I have this habit of not caring for anything that does not have a decent enough story. The comedy was good in it though but that is not enough to sustain me gaming wise. Don’t even ask me why I enjoy playing Division. That game is like an abusive husband and I am the wife that just keeps giving him another chance.

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 10:41

            hahaha, classic.

            Yeah man I get that. I’m ok with less story if the game is still fun. But stories are what make great games great for the most part, so yeah.

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 10:48

            I like it, but never played after the first playthrough, just felt, meh, screw it

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 10:51

            So interesting tbh. I had so much fun with it. I’ve played and finished it many times, and all the DLC bar one (I think I feel another playthrough coming along)

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 10:54

            Second I did with Maya a little bit, but I dunno, maybe it was in a weird time in my life

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 10:56

            Or maybe it just didn’t tickle your fancy. That also happens. 🙂

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 11:05

            Don’t get me wrong, LOVED the game, but I suppose fatigue set in

          • Jan Prins

            April 29, 2016 at 12:28

            We do…

        • Original Heretic

          April 29, 2016 at 10:47

          Nyet!! The hours of fun I’ve had with Borderlands 2 with me mates cannot be erased.

          Reply

      • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

        April 29, 2016 at 10:42

        Oh yes,oops, we need that.

        Reply

    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      April 29, 2016 at 10:37

      What you said

      Reply

    • Admiral Chief in New York

      April 29, 2016 at 10:46

      What is wrong with Blue Shift?

      Reply

      • Kromas untamed

        April 29, 2016 at 10:58

        Worst Half life expansion. Did introduce us to Barney but still.

        Reply

        • Pariah

          April 29, 2016 at 10:59

        • Admiral Chief in New York

          April 29, 2016 at 11:04

          Doesn’t matter, was HL

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          • Kromas untamed

            April 29, 2016 at 11:06

            Doesn’t matter was HL is the same reasoning Lucasfilm got away with Jara Jar Binks.

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 11:07

            Meesa no moi moi likey deesa tings

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:07

            I actually liked Jar Jar

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 11:07

            That’s 2 firsts in one article, what even is happening? O_O

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:08

            What was the first? xD

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 11:09

            Kromas not liking Borderlands. XD

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:10

            Only played BL2, so I have no idea if he was correct about BL1 being crap

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 11:11

            It wasn’t, besides the last boss. 100% agree with him on that. BUT BL2 was BL1, with so much more.

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:13

            It’s too late now to go back and give it a play through. Too many games on the horizon the needs my attention ( looking at you No Man’s Sky)

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 11:13

            YES

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:15

            And new season on Diablo 3 today, got to get my rank up some more in Hearthstone before the end of the month and still contemplating if I should get Overwatch… sigh

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 11:16

            Diablo 3 can suck it. XD

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:16

            It’s amazing since ROS came along

          • Kromas untamed

            April 29, 2016 at 11:10

            My response in a picture.

  2. Alessandro Barbosa

    April 29, 2016 at 10:32

    Half-Life 3

    OH WAIT

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    • Loftus

      April 29, 2016 at 10:34

      Pitch fork and torch ready for that bastard that wiped that game from our time line!

      Reply

      • Pariah

        April 29, 2016 at 10:35

        PRAISE GABEN!

        Am I doing this right?

        Reply

    • Kromas untamed

      April 29, 2016 at 10:34

      HL3 CONFIRMED!

      Reply

    • HisDivineOrder

      April 29, 2016 at 13:07

      Now we know what happened to HL3. Someone already traveled back in time and erased it. It must be to protect humanity from the awesome.

      Reply

  3. Pariah

    April 29, 2016 at 10:32

    I know this probably isn’t a good day for this, BUT:

    Black & White 2
    Fable 3 & that other one that nobody played.

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    • Kromas untamed

      April 29, 2016 at 10:34

      So basically any sequel Molly made. 😛

      Reply

      • Pariah

        April 29, 2016 at 10:35

        Fable 2 wasn’t bad. It wasn’t award-winning, but it was fun and kept me going for like 40 or 50 hours, so worth the cash.

        But yeah basically. XD

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  4. Ottokie

    April 29, 2016 at 10:38

    Even though there are terrible games, some with just a dozen players that enjoy it. I would much rather have a chat with a MOBA player instead of someone who opens up with how much he can bench at the gym.

    Reply

    • Pariah

      April 29, 2016 at 10:39

      Jisslaaik boet, you tryna catch one to the face?

      Reply

      • Ottokie

        April 29, 2016 at 10:41

        Good Matty accent interpretation there 😛

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    • Kromas untamed

      April 29, 2016 at 10:40

      I bench fifty pounds at the gym my bra.

      Did I do that right? 😛

      Reply

      • Ottokie

        April 29, 2016 at 10:44

        If you are from America. Then yes 🙂

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      April 29, 2016 at 10:55

      What’s the real difference? One says “get rekt” the other says “get ripped”.

      Reply

  5. Pariah

    April 29, 2016 at 10:38

    SPERTYZ GAEMZ!!!

    Reply

  6. Original Heretic

    April 29, 2016 at 10:39

    This is one of the most interesting questions put forth in FFD! Noice one, Geoff!

    Reply

    • Pariah

      April 29, 2016 at 10:42

      You didn’t answer the question though. GET UR ASS ON IT BOI! WE WANT ANSWERS. NAO.

      Also, yeah I agree. XD

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      • Original Heretic

        April 29, 2016 at 10:44

        Trust me, I’m thinking!! But to be honest, I’ve avoided playing terrible games as much as possible.

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        • Pariah

          April 29, 2016 at 10:45

          Me too, and if I do end up playing them I mostly just erase it from memory. I honestly think the only one that’s burned me was Black & White 2.

          Reply

      • Original Heretic

        April 29, 2016 at 10:44

        Wait, I know! Force Unleashed 2. Ugh, it sucked!

        Reply

  7. Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

    April 29, 2016 at 10:40

    COD, BF, DOTA, LOL, Quake 4, FF13 and All of EA Games (Many studios are closed thanks to them)

    Reply

  8. Umar

    April 29, 2016 at 10:41

    I’d wipe out every single game save Naruto games, then everyone will be forced to play Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm for the rest of their lives. Happy Friday no jutsu.

    Reply

  9. Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

    April 29, 2016 at 10:41

    Oh and I’d make sure shitty fanservice Battlefront gets scrubbed and we get 1313 instead

    Reply

  10. Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

    April 29, 2016 at 10:43

    Evolve as well

    Reply

    • Pariah

      April 29, 2016 at 10:43

      The what now?

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

        April 29, 2016 at 10:44

        That game that lasted 5 minutes in the spotlight

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        • Strawman Jim

          April 29, 2016 at 10:57

          Hehehe Evolve

          Reply

        • Admiral Chief in New York

          April 29, 2016 at 11:01

          …and 4 of those 5 minutes was the loading time

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  11. VampyreSquirrel

    April 29, 2016 at 10:44

    I can’t think of this because I keep watching Humvees fall from the sky…

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      April 29, 2016 at 10:44

      XD

      Reply

    • Ottokie

      April 29, 2016 at 10:45

      That funny part is, you start watching this and think it’s only one humvee that gets rect xD

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

        April 29, 2016 at 10:47

        I saw an article where ISIS drove around with Toyotas that the US supplied. Maybe they were ordered to supply humvees as well and felt a little salty about it

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      • VampyreSquirrel

        April 29, 2016 at 10:49

        That’s what I thought too… and then all hell breaks loose. The effect on the ground is amazing.

        Reply

    • Geoffrey Tim

      April 29, 2016 at 10:48

      This is the opposite of Metal Gear Solid V’s fulton system…which is another game that should be scrubbed from history.

      Reply

    • BakedBagel

      April 29, 2016 at 13:51

      Its like IRL Arma3

      hahahaha best

      Reply

    • Strawman Jim

      April 29, 2016 at 19:36

      lol ‘merica!

      Reply

  12. Admiral Chief in New York

    April 29, 2016 at 10:45

    Red Faction 2

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    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      April 29, 2016 at 10:46

      Half Life 2, because then people would never have expected a third

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief in New York

        April 29, 2016 at 10:46

        Shut it!

        Reply

        • Pariah

          April 29, 2016 at 10:47

          This.

          HL2 was awesome.

          Reply

  13. Admiral Chief in New York

    April 29, 2016 at 10:46

    Final Fantasy, all of them

    Reply

    • Ottokie

      April 29, 2016 at 10:46

      Blasphemy!

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief in New York

        April 29, 2016 at 10:47

        Yes they are, burn them

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          April 29, 2016 at 10:48

          *Equips fire eater armour

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 10:48

            YOU like FF?

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 10:49

            Surprise!

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 10:49

            I not even ashamed about it

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 10:50

            I bought a PS2 literally just for Final Fantasy. Still worth it.

      • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

        April 29, 2016 at 10:49

        • Ottokie

          April 29, 2016 at 10:58

          How about the celestial weapons?

          Reply

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 10:58

            Oh, they’re Divine.

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 10:59

            Yuna, first then the rest. Dreading the lightning dodge part

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:00

            200 dodges ain’t that hard. I remember there being a sequence you can follow to know when a bolt is coming.

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 11:01

            Misread as 200 DOGES, had some laughs, read again, was sad

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 11:02

          • BakedBagel

            April 29, 2016 at 13:51

            dont be sad 🙁

            have some dogecream

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:02

            I actually spell something correct for once, and you are sad? xD

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 11:04

            xDxDxD

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:02

            I saw the sequence, no encounter armour is a must though, they also said there’s a bit of a delay with the wireless controllers 🙁

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:03

            Poor Rikku does not like the thunder, so do it fast xD

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:04

            XD

    • VampyreSquirrel

      April 29, 2016 at 10:49

      Seconded!

      Reply

  14. Admiral Chief in New York

    April 29, 2016 at 10:46

    Pokemon, all of them

    Reply

  15. Viking Of Science

    April 29, 2016 at 10:47

    Original DotA, MOBA’s Ruined my RTS’s….

    Reply

    • Pariah

      April 29, 2016 at 10:48

      I think Starcraft 2 killed RTS games

      Reply

      • Ottokie

        April 29, 2016 at 10:48

        Damn RTS games, they killed RTS games!

        Reply

        • Pariah

          April 29, 2016 at 10:49

          IKR!!

          Reply

      • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

        April 29, 2016 at 10:51

        PVP games kills franchises. Starcraft, SFV, MKX, R6 Siege and Battlefront

        Reply

  16. Pariah

    April 29, 2016 at 10:48

    The big one: World of Warcraft

    I can never get those hours back.

    Reply

    • Ottokie

      April 29, 2016 at 10:52

      Although I loved WoW, I must agree. But I know in my heart I will be back next expansion

      Reply

      • Pariah

        April 29, 2016 at 10:55

        I loved it too, but that game has stolen hours of my life and caused me more negatives than positives. I love the lore and the story – but it’s also responsible for Warcraft not getting another RTS.

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        • Ottokie

          April 29, 2016 at 10:56

          Read some of the books, great to keep up with lore without having to play the game.

          Reply

  17. Admiral Chief in New York

    April 29, 2016 at 10:50

    Republic Commando.

    So that I don’t have this hole in my existence, waiting to know what happened to Oh Seven

    Reply

    • Viking Of Science

      April 29, 2016 at 10:51

      I have a similar relationship with Warhammer 40K: Space Marine…. What Will happen to Captain Titus?!?!

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief in New York

        April 29, 2016 at 10:52

        He married Barbie

        Reply

  18. Admiral Chief in New York

    April 29, 2016 at 10:51

    Mario

    Reply

    • Ottokie

      April 29, 2016 at 10:51

      Now you are just flame baiting xD

      Reply

      • Pariah

        April 29, 2016 at 10:52

        FFD. It’s in the title. Just saying.

        Reply

        • Ottokie

          April 29, 2016 at 10:52

          Do we ever follow the rules?

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 10:53

            Take what you want, leave nothing behind

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 10:53

            Um…. I know this is a trick question…

            I think I’m going to go with…… yes?

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 10:54

            Yup, we sort of do xD

      • Captain JJ vs ..............

        April 29, 2016 at 11:48

        What else does he ever do?

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief in New York

          April 29, 2016 at 11:51

          Inciting participation, for one

          Reply

    • Pariah

      April 29, 2016 at 10:51

      *Mehrio

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      April 29, 2016 at 10:52

      Fuck me, why not Sonic as well?

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief in New York

        April 29, 2016 at 10:52

        Yes screw that blue sucka

        Reply

        • Pariah

          April 29, 2016 at 10:53

          I’m into Hedgehogs or Hammers. I’m good thanks.

          Reply

      • Admiral Chief in New York

        April 29, 2016 at 10:55

        We had this conversation before dude, I like you, but only as a friend

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          April 29, 2016 at 10:58

          They always want to be just friends afterwards 🙁

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 11:00

            AFTERWARDS? There wasn’t even a WARDS

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 11:00

            Bloody supports.

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:08

            You cut me deep bro

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 11:18

            Wait…..I think I missed something here

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 11:19

            Was he that bad?

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 11:19

            I can’t remember…….so probably not memorable

            😛

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:01

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 11:02

            I thought you had lighter hair?

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:04

            I don’t even have girl (space) friends.

          • VampyreSquirrel

            April 29, 2016 at 11:20

            Lose your Mass Effect saves?

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            April 29, 2016 at 11:21

            STILL TOO SOON.

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:23

            xD

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 11:24

            Tali doesn’t think so….

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:24

            *Tali wouldn’t think so
            **Sorry

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 11:29

            No, DOESN’T since MINE STILL LIVES

            😛

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:29

            The one that died mattered most

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 11:30

            DED REKT SADFACE FAIL

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:30

            XD XD XD XD

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:24

            Mass Effect was boring, so take my saves with love 😛

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:03

            LOOOL!

  19. Admiral Chief in New York

    April 29, 2016 at 10:51

    Mega Man

    Reply

  20. Admiral Chief in New York

    April 29, 2016 at 10:51

    Street Fighter

    Reply

    • Geoffrey Tim

      April 29, 2016 at 10:56

      Banned.

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief in New York

        April 29, 2016 at 11:00

        Wondered what it would take to get you to actually comment!

        (my money was on the Mario tbh)

        Reply

      • VampyreSquirrel

        April 29, 2016 at 11:00

        When the Admiral gets hit with his own ban hammer… that’s when you know sh*t has hit the fan.

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief in New York

          April 29, 2016 at 11:03

          Hahaha, I had to get him to partake, THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU GUYS!!!

          Reply

      • Captain JJ vs ..............

        April 29, 2016 at 11:48

        That took long enough.

        Reply

  21. Admiral Chief in New York

    April 29, 2016 at 10:52

    Candy Crush

    Reply

    • Pariah

      April 29, 2016 at 10:52

    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      April 29, 2016 at 10:53

      Finally we agree!

      Reply

    • Captain JJ vs ..............

      April 29, 2016 at 11:49

      They said games. Not sh!t

      Reply

  22. Alien Emperor Trevor

    April 29, 2016 at 10:53

    Final Fantasy. Say no to J(unk)RPGs!

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief in New York

      April 29, 2016 at 10:53

      Already said that, old man

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      April 29, 2016 at 10:57

      Say no to Witcher 3, Fallout 4 was better

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief in New York

        April 29, 2016 at 10:59

        Now you are just itching for a bitching

        Reply

      • Kromas untamed

        April 29, 2016 at 10:59

        Both Sucked.

        Mass Effect for life yo!

        Reply

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          April 29, 2016 at 11:15

          Can’t wait for the third game. The last expansion had a kak ending.

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:18

            Bwahahahahaha!

        • miaau

          April 29, 2016 at 12:50

          I am waiting for Mass Effect 2 to come on Xbox One.

          If they make me wait long enough, I will have to plug in the Xbox 360 again.

          Those games are just a load of fun, the balance is just perfect

          Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        April 29, 2016 at 11:02

        Someone’s going to get a silver sword. 🙁

        Reply

      • Darren Peach

        April 29, 2016 at 16:30

        Nooooooooooooo, and I prefer games with guns in em.

        Reply

  23. Strawman Jim

    April 29, 2016 at 10:56

    Walking simulators and obnoxious arty-farty indie games (and their equally retarded and obnoxious fanbois)

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief in New York

      April 29, 2016 at 10:56

      All games with bananas in them

      Reply

      • Strawman Jim

        April 29, 2016 at 10:56

        You’re a banana!!!

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief in New York

          April 29, 2016 at 10:59

          (refresh)

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:00

            I knew you were a banana!

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 11:03

            I sent a drone to his house to observe him, much to my horror when the footage returned…

          • Strawman Jim

            April 29, 2016 at 12:01

            But.. is it art?

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 12:05

            Maar is dit kuns?

          • Strawman Jim

            April 29, 2016 at 12:08

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 12:15

            Ginger pussy art x3?

          • Strawman Jim

            April 29, 2016 at 12:20

            The Rincethis edition 😀

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      April 29, 2016 at 10:57

      You mean Metal Gear Solid V?

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        April 29, 2016 at 10:59

        Or Dark Souls?

        Reply

    • Captain JJ vs ..............

      April 29, 2016 at 11:50

      Some see Child of Light as artsy.
      So. NO. I wholeheartedly disagree on the artsy part.

      Reply

  24. VampyreSquirrel

    April 29, 2016 at 11:02

    I’d say Dragon’s Dogma, but then what would Garth (Valshen) be famous for?

    Reply

  25. Kromas untamed

    April 29, 2016 at 11:05

    Oblivion.

    We should try to bring an end to useless DLC before it catches fire.

    Reply

    • Pariah

      April 29, 2016 at 11:06

      But after that came Skyrim, probably the best in the series. 🙁

      Reply

  26. Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

    April 29, 2016 at 11:12

    Oh and probably most movie based games as well

    Reply

    • Pariah

      April 29, 2016 at 11:13

      most?

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

        April 29, 2016 at 11:14

        There were a few exceptions

        Reply

        • Pariah

          April 29, 2016 at 11:15

          Name them. And yeah I suspect you can count em on your hands. XD

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:15

            XD

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:17

            Do the Harry Potter games count?

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 11:17

            There were Harry Potter games?

            Please dear lord, forgive us for our sins.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            April 29, 2016 at 11:17

            *Does Harry Potter count? And no.

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:19

            How about the spider man and ironman games? And lets not forget about the transformer games. And the worst of all… Mad Max

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            April 29, 2016 at 11:19

            lol – you’re only saying Mad Max because you’ve seen me playing it. ;P

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:21

            Nope, saw through that cash grab the second I turned off the insanely pathetic movie half way through xD

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:21

            *fixed (I think)

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:22

            Spider Man 2 was great

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:22

            The one on PS1?

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:24

            PS2 if memory serves

          • Captain JJ vs ..............

            April 29, 2016 at 11:59

            That was cool. Yes.

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:17

            Goldeneye on N64 was pretty good for it’s time and The Warriors made by Rockstar, obscure movie but it still counts

        • Captain JJ vs ..............

          April 29, 2016 at 11:59

          The Blade game….way back on PS1 was actually not so bad.

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 12:10

            I remember, tough as hell though

          • Captain JJ vs ..............

            April 29, 2016 at 12:12

            Yea it was. I loved my little PS1. Those things were awesome. See, I too had a console that I loved once 😀

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 12:15

            …before you wised up?

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 12:30

            Then you were corrupted?

  27. Dane

    April 29, 2016 at 11:17

    I love Warframe. <3 But if it never existed I'd have a thousand dollars worth of something else that might have been more material.

    Reply

    • Ottokie

      April 29, 2016 at 11:18

      The magic name has been spoken! Obligatory Warframe is awesome comment!

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief in New York

        April 29, 2016 at 11:19

        ENGAGE!

        Reply

        • Ottokie

          April 29, 2016 at 11:23

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 11:23

            HAI

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:24

            MOST

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            April 29, 2016 at 11:25

            Valkyr doesn’t skip leg day.

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:25

            Neither does Ember

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            April 29, 2016 at 11:26

            DAT ASS

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:27

            Nice pose?

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            April 29, 2016 at 11:28

            Toit like a pyromoiniac toiger.

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 11:28

            She really lights my fire?

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:29

            Is the fire as hot as a “Tracer”

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 11:30

            Maybe, but I bet she’s not as Crofty.

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:31

            XD

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:26

            Valkyr did skip dance class…

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 11:29

            Can you do it? I sure as void cannot

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:29

            Probably, if I really hated my knees

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 11:25

            Is it odd that the glaring mesh distortion caused by the bones’ falloff is literally make me hate this gif and game?

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:25

            The camera shake makes me queasy

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 11:26

            lol well that at least makes sense. XD

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:26

            The constant up and down shaking is making me hate this gif xD

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      April 29, 2016 at 11:18

      lollllll that’s true. I could halve my backlog with all the time I’ve spent on that game.

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      April 29, 2016 at 11:19

      It’s not your fault, the game was designed so that people spend money on it

      Reply

      • VampyreSquirrel

        April 29, 2016 at 11:22

        Yeah but you can play through it without spending a cent and getting everything… just saying.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          April 29, 2016 at 11:23

          You can and that’s cool, but that’s the reason most of the PC guys have backlogs I bet 😛

          Reply

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            April 29, 2016 at 11:24

            Not true. I have a backlog because I spend all my cents & don’t play anything! 😀

          • VampyreSquirrel

            April 29, 2016 at 11:28

            More than likely. I haven’t touched the game in many months though.

  28. HvR

    April 29, 2016 at 11:17

    Want to change the parameters to what or whom.

    Because all the routes of evil ion gaming trace back to Apple.

    Electronic Arts was started by marketing guys from Apple and Ubisoft was started by gaining publishing rights of EA games in Europe.

    Reply

  29. Ottokie

    April 29, 2016 at 11:29

    My poor work PC starts lagging around 200 comments xD

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      April 29, 2016 at 11:30

      It would be a shame if people kept commenting

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief in New York

        April 29, 2016 at 11:30

        A real

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief in New York

          April 29, 2016 at 11:30

          Damn

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 11:30

            Shame

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:31

            Inorite?

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 11:31

            Fo’ shizzle mah dudizzle

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:31

            I just love

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:31

            FFD

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            April 29, 2016 at 11:32

            Oh no, posted two comments, but it was supposed to be one

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 11:32

            how on earth did

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 11:32

            that happen?

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 11:38

            YOU HAVE FAILED

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:31

            I ain’t

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:31

            afraid

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:31

            of lag

          • Pariah

            April 29, 2016 at 11:32

            Somehow that sounds like an obituary.

          • Ottokie

            April 29, 2016 at 11:32

            Off to google the word “obituary” BRB

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 11:38

            xD

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            April 29, 2016 at 11:32

            of no ghost?

        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          April 29, 2016 at 11:30

          For reals yo

          Reply

    • Admiral Chief in New York

      April 29, 2016 at 11:30

      NEED MOAR RAMZORS

      Reply

      • miaau

        April 29, 2016 at 11:45

        Google Chorme, Lazygamer.net = high disk usage on my laptop

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief in New York

          April 29, 2016 at 11:52

          What is Chorme precious?

          Reply

          • miaau

            April 29, 2016 at 11:53

            It is a modified version of Chrome, of course. More plastic, a bit lighter.

          • Admiral Chief in New York

            April 29, 2016 at 12:01

            Ahhhhhhhh, hence why it buckles under load?

          • miaau

            April 29, 2016 at 12:09

            And disables cool Java functionality. And flash. and all that.

            Cause of “Security”. Or because they want developers to use their ecosystem only.

    • Pariah

      April 29, 2016 at 11:31

      So LG becomes LaggyGamer for you then?

      Reply

      • Ottokie

        April 29, 2016 at 11:34

        Especially if the GIF’s start flying 😛

        Reply

    • Captain JJ vs ..............

      April 29, 2016 at 12:00

      Yea, mine also struggles a bit at times.

      Reply

  30. Jac7

    April 29, 2016 at 11:37

    The Fifth Element game.

    Reply

    • Pariah

      April 29, 2016 at 11:37

      Did it have a season multipass?

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

        April 29, 2016 at 11:38

        BWAHAHAHAHA!

        Reply

    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      April 29, 2016 at 11:38

      I was still renting games back then, loved the movie, rented the game and took it back in 10 minutes

      Reply

      • Jac7

        April 29, 2016 at 11:48

        The disappointment was heartbreaking. I was so young back then, but still thinking, “WTF have they done? Burn it to the ground.”

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          April 29, 2016 at 12:10

          I rented M.I.B the next day, same story

          Reply

  31. Captain JJ vs ..............

    April 29, 2016 at 11:46

    GRID2

    Reply

  32. Captain JJ vs ..............

    April 29, 2016 at 11:47

    Planetary Annihilation.
    That was just an insult to Total Annihilation.

    Reply

  33. Captain JJ vs ..............

    April 29, 2016 at 11:51

    I would say Rambo, but most people have forgotten already that it exists.

    Reply

  34. miaau

    April 29, 2016 at 11:52

    How about Master of Orion 2 / Civilization II? Perhaps if that game did not exist, I would have found more time and, you know, dated some girls or something in high school. I cannot explain what a time suck (and how much I enjoyed it) that game was. I played tennis, soccer, AD&D (another time suck) and Master of Orion 2 for several years.

    Actually, I think the game was just right.

    Reply

  35. Jan Prins

    April 29, 2016 at 12:28

  36. HisDivineOrder

    April 29, 2016 at 13:15

    I would go back in time and erase Halo. Not because Halo is bad, but because it was great. Without Halo, Microsoft’s original Xbox would have failed to make any impact whatsoever. It would have failed out the gate and would have spent years without anything else to play.

    I imagine that soon, Microsoft would have cancelled it and all future Xbox’s. This would have led consoles to going online far slower than they did, empowering PC gaming. Bungie would have returned to their roots making games for PC and Mac, focusing their brilliance on the proper platforms where it belonged. FPS’s on controller would have died on the vine where it should have.

    With consoles artificially slowed from going online, the Xbox 360 would have been aborted. With it, paid DLC would never arrive. Free patches and paid expansions with substantial portions of gaming would remain on PC as the only way for such things to work instead of $15 2 hour gaming add-on’s.

    Microsoft would have redoubled their efforts on DirectX, improving it leaps and bounds for years instead of letting it stagnate. They’d still give us a controller to standardize around, but this time it would be because PC gaming was their entire gaming focus. And they’d focus on PC gaming because Windows would be their primary focus when it came to the consumer and the living room.

    Media Center would still be around because it would have become their primary focus in the living room aspect of Windows. Billions of dollars wasted trying to make the Xbox turkey fly would have been retasked to Windows Phone, Zune, and Windows itself. Those initiatives would have done better. With an increased focus on Windows, Microsoft would have probably released a smartphone ahead of Apple since they had all the pieces to do so. They were simply too distracted.

    With the removal of Halo from the timeline, PC gaming would have long taken over gaming, consoles would be hanging out at the poor man’s counter for nostalgia, and Microsoft would be the preeminent company for computing.

    No doubt, some fool would travel in time to try and stop me from doing us all this wondrous favor. Perhaps they enjoy paid DLC and annual fees for online play, but these were two “innovations” that Microsoft built for Xbox that were taken from free variants on PC.

    Perhaps we should merely erase the entire Xbox team from existence instead.

    Reply

    • miaau

      April 29, 2016 at 13:22

      Long, but an interesting read.

      I, too, miss Media Centre.

      Reply

  37. GooseZA

    April 29, 2016 at 13:16

    Gears of War: Judgement

    Too Human (was actually fun but such a letdown in the end)

    Bioshock 2 and Infinite (1 was perfect. Leave it at that)

    Dead Space 2 and 3 (1 was perfect. Leave it at that)

    Pretty much all annual releases.

    Reply

  38. ElimiNathan

    April 29, 2016 at 13:40

    Max Payne 3. The first 2 were brilliant

    Reply

  39. BakedBagel

    April 29, 2016 at 13:50

    LoL

    you mad LG?

    Reply

  40. oVg

    April 29, 2016 at 15:07

    1886

    Reply

  41. shyguy_2046

    April 29, 2016 at 15:31

    I know this is a shitty thing to say considering the news of today… However for me for which I have played… Fable 3, assassins creed 3 and dishonored…

    Reply

  42. chimera_85

    April 29, 2016 at 15:37

    Oh I was gonna say religion until I read the story haha but gaming wise:

    COD
    Nukem forever
    LoL
    Halo franchise

    Reply

  43. Strawman Jim

    April 29, 2016 at 19:33

    Any one remember… Peter Molynibbles’ The Movies? Hahahah what a bait and switch that was.

    Reply

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