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FIFA World Cup game predicts a German win this year

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SPERTS! I may not know my offsides rule from a leg before wicket, but what I do know is get rich quick schemes. The FIFA World Cup is almost upon us, and there’s money to be made betting on the outcomes of the matches. Unfortunately, I can’t use a trusty tyre-iron to help even my odds this year now that Brazil is hosting the game. But I can rely on the FIFA tie-in to simulate who will win the cup.

If the FIFA World Cup 2014 game has anything to say, it’ll be ze Chermans who walk away with millions for being able to kick a ball better than the other chaps on the field for 90 minutes. According to Eurogamer, EA Sports fired the game up and ran a simulation of all 32 participating teams, with Germany emerging victorious in the end with a 2-1 victory over Brazil at the Estádio do Maracanã. According to EA:

In the EA SPORTS simulation, the Final itself was an epic battle as Brazil squared off against Germany in a repeat of the 2002 World Cup Finals. The Brazilian ‘samba boys’ got off to an impressive start, overwhelming Germany with their skill, speed and free-flowing football.

Then there’s something about  some fellow named Neymar sporting some pressure on the backline of some other guy named Manuel Neuer and sporting more goals, before the Germans took a third reich pass and started dominating. Or something along those lines:

Late in the match, Per Mertesacker would equalize for Germany with a towering header from a well-delivered Mesut Özil corner. Brazilian dreams of a fairytale finish were crushed in extra-time when substitute Miroslav Klose reacted first to a loose ball and scored from close range, writing himself into the history books as the FIFA World Cup’s all-time top scorer (16 goals). With the win, Germany claimed their fourth World Cup.

Huh, so that’s what it’s like to be on the receiving end of me talking about comics. So, accurate predictions then? Possibly. In the last world cup, EA Sports predicted that Spain would win the World Cup. Better start practising my German and go lay down some bets I reckon.

Last Updated: June 6, 2014


  1. Of Germany going to win.. They are ZE BESTE


  2. Rinceinantici

    June 6, 2014 at 14:41

    98 million euro contact? Ya, that’s why I don’t play/watch this.


  3. Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

    June 6, 2014 at 14:48

    header image genius


    • Rinceinantici

      June 6, 2014 at 14:49

      Still laughing!


  4. CAE9872

    June 6, 2014 at 14:56

    Lies! South Africa will…


  5. Brady miaau

    June 6, 2014 at 15:02

    yeah, well I ran into an octopus in the freezer the other day and he/she/it insisted it would England for the win.

    I already bet the farm


  6. Corrie Botha

    June 6, 2014 at 15:07

    My Team Chelsea!!


  7. Matewis Jubilai

    June 6, 2014 at 15:35

    That’s got to be the best header I’ve ever seen on lazygamer X’D


  8. Sk3tz0

    June 6, 2014 at 17:29

    I’m a Bookie I can tell u now.. German is at 6/1 odds to win the WC..
    for anyone that not get it thats.. For Every R1 u bet u get R6 back.
    Brazil favourite but thats only cause they playing at home.
    Reigning Champs Spain is 6/1 aswell


    • MichaelMatusowsky

      June 6, 2014 at 22:41



      • Sk3tz0

        June 7, 2014 at 09:04



  9. MichaelMatusowsky

    June 6, 2014 at 22:40

    “In the last world cup, EA Sports predicted that Spain would win the World Cup.”

    Wasn’t it Paul the Octopus?


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