If like me you’re a football fan, no it’s not called soccer you heathens, then this year is one of the most important years in our lives. Not only is Liverpool finally going to win the Premier League but it is also a World Cup year and this year we’re heading to the sexy beaches of Brazil to play the beautiful game.
To milk celebrate this occasion EA Sports are releasing a special World Cup edition of their incredibly popular FIFA series.
And now we have the official trailer to showcase what we can expect in a few months
So what can we expect when World Cup 2014 lands on shelves?
Well judging by the previous World Cup versions we can expect a poor imitation of the normal FIFA game with limited options, two year old engines and slapped together graphics. All for the cut down price of full retail. It really is milking at the highest level but hey you never know maybe this time the game will be a solid FIFA title for half the standard price?
This time, it’s coming only to the old consoles and PC, giving the newer systems a skip.
Last Updated: March 18, 2014
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 18, 2014 at 07:55
Yay! I loves the soccar! It’s my favouritest spert!
Admiral Chief of comments
March 18, 2014 at 07:56
How does I soccar precious?
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 18, 2014 at 08:08
As I understand it, it’s a kind of performance art played by immaculately coifed man-children in brightly coloured shorts & t-shirts. Two people from opposing “teams” run at the “ball” and the first one to fall down wins. The loser then has to take the ball & kick it to the next group where the sequence is repeated for 90 minutes if you’re lucky, sometimes it’s longer.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 18, 2014 at 08:12
Sounds terrible precious, what do they use it for? Punishing filthy hobbitses?
TiMsTeR
March 18, 2014 at 08:15
To soccer or sockher, one must achieve dominance with the female species and attempt to mate with her.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 18, 2014 at 08:16
Oh, I get it, “attempt to mate”, makes perfect sense now
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 18, 2014 at 08:20
Yes, no wonder I don’t understand it. #foreverSP
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 18, 2014 at 07:56
and that’s not Denny Crane, that’s TJ Hooker!
Admiral Chief of comments
March 18, 2014 at 07:56
LOL
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
March 18, 2014 at 07:57
He will always be Denny Crane!!!!
Admiral Chief of comments
March 18, 2014 at 08:00
No, he was Kirk first
Umar Praise The Golden Sun
March 18, 2014 at 08:01
Yup, and then TJ 🙂
Admiral Chief of comments
March 18, 2014 at 08:01
Yup yup
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
March 18, 2014 at 08:05
Pfff. Kirk is nothing compared to Denny
Admiral Chief of comments
March 18, 2014 at 08:06
Kirk got all dem alien bitches, pls
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
March 18, 2014 at 08:08
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Admiral Chief of comments
March 18, 2014 at 08:12
lol
Alex Hicks
March 18, 2014 at 07:58
Are we doing the Denny Crane/TJ Hooker/Captain Kirk thing throughout the site today?
Umar Praise The Golden Sun
March 18, 2014 at 07:57
I thought football is that game where the players wear helmets and there manager is Al Pacino
Alex Hicks
March 18, 2014 at 08:00
That’s only on any given Sunday.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 18, 2014 at 08:00
hohohoh
Umar Praise The Golden Sun
March 18, 2014 at 08:02
Ahh I see, it’s Tuesday today, Gav is probably confused….Calling it football and all, I thought he liked sports
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 18, 2014 at 08:10
I’m still wondering what a “liver pool” is. Is it like a steak & kidney pie? Because it sounds like a dodgy kind of soup.
General JJ the Fett
March 18, 2014 at 08:11
I thought it’s like when you wake up in a bath full of ice and you’re missing a kidney. Only now you’re lying in a pool and you’re missing a liver.
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 18, 2014 at 08:14
Get over it already! I told you I needed the money. Besides, you have another kidney.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 18, 2014 at 08:17
Oi, remember my cut of the profit!
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 18, 2014 at 08:19
Sure, I left it in the walk-in freezer. You first. *cough*
General JJ the Fett
March 18, 2014 at 08:18
If you took my liver you wouldn’t get much for it.
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 18, 2014 at 08:40
That’s why I haven’t bothered with Rince’s.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 18, 2014 at 08:11
More like a doggy kind of soup, gross
Umar Praise The Golden Sun
March 18, 2014 at 08:12
I don’t know. Apparently when you eat you, you will never walk alone ever again. It’s like some magic liver smoertjie that attracts people
Alex Hicks
March 18, 2014 at 08:17
A “liverpool” is a kind of bird that eviscerates it’s prey with sharp incisive moves. Common species it preys on are the “manc” (a red coloured devil); and an “ever-tonian” (a sort of blue shaded slug that lives under the shadow of it’s neighbours)
Umar Praise The Golden Sun
March 18, 2014 at 08:19
Doesn’t the manc and ever-tonian usually rip the liverpool to shreds?
Alex Hicks
March 18, 2014 at 08:25
When the bird is injured it is prone to opportunistic attacks by the devil. But when healthy the mighty red liver bird is a much more dangerous opponent. Recent conservation efforts by a man called Brendan Rodgers (backed by a consortium of rich american investors) have started to bear fruit and the bird is showing signs of recovery.
The “Ever-tonian”, on the other hand is often able to put up a fight, but cannot face off with the liver bird for any extended length of time.
Umar Praise The Golden Sun
March 18, 2014 at 08:28
What a fierce man that Brendan Rodgers. The last bird meeting I guess the Red Liver bird totally destroyed the devil 3 eggs to none. This bird is going place!
Jonah Cash
March 18, 2014 at 08:03
If there is a nekid pick of Adriana Lima in there I am in, otherwise you can kiss my ass!! Milking the cow after it is dead!! These World Cup games are sad, and should actually be a DLC for $15 at most….
FoxOneZA
March 18, 2014 at 11:16
I remember the Euro’s usually being DLC only so they could do the same with the World Cup Edition.
Jonah Cash
March 18, 2014 at 13:58
But for some or other reason they sell the world cup game separate and it is pretty much always shitter than the Fifa game…. Bloody EA just money hungry!!
General JJ the Fett
March 18, 2014 at 08:11
Soccer!
This is South Africa.
TiMsTeR
March 18, 2014 at 08:13
What is this America… “Lets play soccer” *in American accent*
General JJ the Fett
March 18, 2014 at 08:15
It’s also true to our dialect.
TiMsTeR
March 18, 2014 at 08:15
Football sounds better.
General JJ the Fett
March 18, 2014 at 08:17
I honestly don’t care. But I don’t like how volatile SA’s English is. Next year they’re probably going to say we have to start calling Biltong Beef Jerkey. It was soccer for many many years, now suddenly everyone’s changing their mind.
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 18, 2014 at 08:15
After saying that, does someone get kicked down the well, or do they fall all by themselves?
General JJ the Fett
March 18, 2014 at 08:15
They do fall. Not down a well though. And they lightly bump their shin and then scream aloud for seven hours, holding their leg.
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 18, 2014 at 08:18
See… performance art. I don’t understand it myself, but that just means it’s really good art.
General JJ the Fett
March 18, 2014 at 08:19
I personally don’t like soccer. But for the sake of my safety I won’t elaborate.
Umar Praise The Golden Sun
March 18, 2014 at 08:15
eShibobo!!!!!!
Laduuuuuuummmmmmmaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Mark FFFFFFFIIIIIIIISSSSSSHHHHHHHH
Alex Hicks
March 18, 2014 at 08:13
That trailer does little to excite me.
As for the football vs soccer thing – I refer to it as football. But I don’t get the “don’t call it soccer” brigade. Soccer is an oxfordism – like “brekkers” – and has it roots in the full name for the code of rules that makes up the game – association football.
Umar Praise The Golden Sun
March 18, 2014 at 08:13
#YNWA
justlikemo
March 18, 2014 at 08:19
its callled SOCCER! Ive always known it to be soccer, football is a sport that those americaans play
VampyreSquirrel
March 18, 2014 at 08:31
*puts foot in it* GUNNERS!!!!!
Umar Praise The Golden Sun
March 18, 2014 at 08:34
CoD?
Alex Hicks
March 18, 2014 at 08:41
CoD? Whiny kids complaining incessantly … that’s about right.
VampyreSquirrel
March 18, 2014 at 08:41
lmao! NO!
FoxOneZA
March 18, 2014 at 11:14
It’s not coming to PC the last time I checked.