Get punched by Jesus in the latest Humble Weekly Bundle

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MAN GAMES! Welcome to the latest Humble Bundle, a selection of games so punchtastically macho, that only one of you will live to see tomorrow after reading this. Hey guess what? It’s not you.

While I’m still waiting for the Humble Weekly Bundle to have a “Punch what you want” option that gets me free games instead of jail time, the latest selection will as usual allow you to spend mere pennies on a selection of games. Here’s the full list of games that will be decking you out with a Kempston Park greeting:

  • Fist Of Awesome
  • Reaper – Tale Of A Pale Swordsman
  • Super Comboman: Don’t Mash Edition

Pay more than the punchtabulous average of $4.95, and you’ll also unlock the natural predator of your face, which happen to be more punches. Or games. I might have a concussion:

  • Ascendant
  • Fist Of Jesus: Deluxe Edition

Clench your fist with adventure and the panties of a vanquished foe. Because paying $8 or more also nets you:

  • Double Dragon: Neon
  • Guacamelee! Super Turbo Championship Edition

All games also come with all of their respective soundtracks, and as usual the proceeds go to your choice of charity, developer or organiser. Now if you’ll pardon me, I’m going to go punch my breakfast into submission, thanks to this Humble Bundle inspiring me to to answer questions with fists to faces. Remember, everything in life is vulnerable to punches. Use the faces of your enemies against them.

Last Updated: January 16, 2015

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