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Get punched by Jesus in the latest Humble Weekly Bundle

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MAN GAMES! Welcome to the latest Humble Bundle, a selection of games so punchtastically macho, that only one of you will live to see tomorrow after reading this. Hey guess what? It’s not you.

While I’m still waiting for the Humble Weekly Bundle to have a “Punch what you want” option that gets me free games instead of jail time, the latest selection will as usual allow you to spend mere pennies on a selection of games. Here’s the full list of games that will be decking you out with a Kempston Park greeting:

  • Fist Of Awesome
  • Reaper – Tale Of A Pale Swordsman
  • Super Comboman: Don’t Mash Edition

Pay more than the punchtabulous average of $4.95, and you’ll also unlock the natural predator of your face, which happen to be more punches. Or games. I might have a concussion:

  • Ascendant
  • Fist Of Jesus: Deluxe Edition

Clench your fist with adventure and the panties of a vanquished foe. Because paying $8 or more also nets you:

  • Double Dragon: Neon
  • Guacamelee! Super Turbo Championship Edition

All games also come with all of their respective soundtracks, and as usual the proceeds go to your choice of charity, developer or organiser. Now if you’ll pardon me, I’m going to go punch my breakfast into submission, thanks to this Humble Bundle inspiring me to to answer questions with fists to faces. Remember, everything in life is vulnerable to punches. Use the faces of your enemies against them.

Last Updated: January 16, 2015

39 Comments

  1. Speaking of Double Dragon, looks what’s on Steam. Double Dragon Trilogy, baby! 😀

    http://store.steampowered.com/app/314150/

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  2. Hammersteyn

    January 16, 2015 at 11:06

    Double Dragon: Neon is awesome! Though I still prefer the original

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    • Blood Emperor Trevor

      January 16, 2015 at 11:09

      That’s been on my wishlist for ages, so good reason for getting the bundle.

      Reply

  3. HairyEwok

    January 16, 2015 at 11:12

    I have no proper input so ill just leave this gif here instead.
    https://i.imgur.com/ArCcVBL.gif

    Reply

    • Mandom (Umar)

      January 16, 2015 at 11:14

      Plastic Nee-San!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        January 16, 2015 at 11:15

        Plastic? (refresh)

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        • HairyEwok

          January 16, 2015 at 11:16

          So this is how the master race is dying out

          Reply

          • Jaded_Reprobate

            January 16, 2015 at 11:34

            i”m probably giggling more than i should be at this

    • Hammersteyn

      January 16, 2015 at 11:14

      Anime version of Hotline Miami 2?

      Reply

      • HairyEwok

        January 16, 2015 at 11:14

        LUUUUUL! Though not 2D enough.

        Reply

    • Blood Emperor Trevor

      January 16, 2015 at 11:15

      That’s how I get changed at the gym.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        January 16, 2015 at 11:17

        You must be spending a fortune on bras

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        • Admiral Chief

          January 16, 2015 at 11:19

          Bwaaaahahahahahahaha

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        • HairyEwok

          January 16, 2015 at 11:19

          He gets the bras back from all the ladies he scores with, with his undressing moves at the gym.

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        • Blood Emperor Trevor

          January 16, 2015 at 11:21

          The guys tend to throw them back. It’s the ones that don’t you have to watch out for.

          Reply

      • RinceThis

        January 16, 2015 at 12:01

        That, explains a lot…

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    • Mandom (Umar)

      January 16, 2015 at 11:16

      LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS

      Reply

      • HairyEwok

        January 16, 2015 at 11:17

        LOVE… FREE OF CHARGE!

        Reply

        • Jaded_Reprobate

          January 16, 2015 at 11:19

          do you know what’s also free of charge?

          (refresh)

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          • HairyEwok

            January 16, 2015 at 11:20

            Oh snap!

          • Admiral Chief

            January 16, 2015 at 11:27

            LOOOL

          • HairyEwok

            January 16, 2015 at 11:28

            Im probably going to get ban hammered for totally side tracking this article XD

          • Jaded_Reprobate

            January 16, 2015 at 11:30

            there was an article O_o

          • Admiral Chief

            January 16, 2015 at 11:30

            Indeed, it only takes 3 clicks for me to do that to you haha

          • Raptor Rants A Lot

            January 16, 2015 at 11:30

            BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA well played! #NintendoLogic

          • Admiral Chief

            January 16, 2015 at 11:30

            7 HA’s?

          • Raptor Rants A Lot

            January 16, 2015 at 11:31

            Ag no you have got to be joking. How is this happening?

          • HairyEwok

            January 16, 2015 at 11:32

            Its the happening of the number seven.

            Count my words above…. DUN DUN DUNNNNN

          • Admiral Chief

            January 16, 2015 at 11:37

            It is the will of the Force

          • ToshZA

            January 16, 2015 at 11:38

            OMG LOL!

      • HairyEwok

        January 16, 2015 at 11:31

        I found one thats about the same but just lord gaben in it. All hail lord gaben.

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        • Raptor Rants A Lot

          January 16, 2015 at 11:34

          what…the…

          I am disturbed

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          • HairyEwok

            January 16, 2015 at 12:04

            Careful now, you might get down with the sickness…

          • Raptor Rants A Lot

            January 16, 2015 at 12:31

            huehuehue.

        • Admiral Chief

          January 16, 2015 at 11:42

          Hahaha

          Reply

    • Raptor Rants A Lot

      January 16, 2015 at 11:29

      warraf*k?

      Reply

    • RinceThis

      January 16, 2015 at 12:00

      What the actual?! @umarbastra:disqus explain!

      Reply

  4. Captain JJ Saga

    January 16, 2015 at 11:49

    That fist of Jesus actually looks like fun.

    Reply

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