Happy Birthday To Mr. Lazygamer – Where's Our Free Staff Cake?

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In trying to be an absolute Ninja, I have waited for such a time that Mr. Lazygamer himself (who is currently in Australia) would be happily dreaming away in his bed made of sheep and kangaroos or lying indisposed on the floor to post this up. Although either is not a definite so he might catch me out pretty quickly πŸ˜›

I just want to let everyone know that today is in fact his birthday, and he turns the ripe old age of 3 x the square root of -174 / 40 over a third, plus 1 (don’t work that out, it’s a joke).

Happy Birthday Gavin aka Lazygamer! We hope your hangover hurts. I mean, umm, no I mean we hope you have a great day and that you get lots of free stuff from people. May some Amstel crates magically fall out of the sky, and may some strange bloke randomly arrive at your door with Anat and some boerie rolls.

Please be awesome and leave some nice birthday wishes below, or you can just say mean things to him and make us all laugh instead.

Our writer Geoff has put together a touching Limerick for the Lazygamer after the jump, it nearly brought a tear to my eye (kind of like the way an onion does).

Geoff’s Limerick of Awesome:

Despite your increasing gut,
(We’ll not even mention your butt)
What I really would give you, along with a cold brew
is a lamb/chilli wrap from Anat

Last Updated: July 1, 2009

Nick De Bruyne

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  • Darkling

    Happy Happy! Keep up the good work! πŸ˜†

  • Happy Birthday Mr LazyGamer πŸ˜‰ My Birthday is on the 3rd we should share a beer some cake…. and what ever you get for your birthday you’re more than welcome to pass on to me ! haha πŸ™‚

  • Unless it’s herpes… :mrgreen:

  • I really didn’t think this through

  • Darkling

    One in four dude,one in four..

  • With Geoff around, you always have to watch you words. Always.

  • skinnyDarkblade

    Happy Barfday..i mean birfday..Keep the cold ones coming

  • easy

    happy birthday lazy!

    more beer less cake and definitely no herpes πŸ˜‰

  • Roland Browning

    Kold already has Herpes….he’s really after syphilis and gonorrhoea so he has the full set!! πŸ™‚

  • Roland Browning

    Happy Birthday Lazy…..from your #1 fan xxx

  • ScurvyJimbeam

    Big up 2 Lazy! Have a good one!!

  • Faheem

    good lord that’s a little high-risk then. But nevertheless lets get them formalities out of the way:
    Hope its awesome and while you all caught up in the festivities you pause for a moment and as you think the sweet sent of some worse on the braai just graced your senses and then the crisp taste of an Amstel or maybe some Anats (I’m in PE and this crappy town doesn’t have one of those either) then after that you may just hear that good old tune by toto.

    but then you remember that at least you don’t live in PE… dammit I’m over this place. 😑

  • j4nr1k

    Happy happy dude.

  • TT25

    YAY… Happy Happy Gavin Wavin Pooh.. hope your hangover is better!!

  • Reaver

    It’s pointless wishing him, since he’s probably too drunk to read right now.

  • easy

    PE rocks… its got a primi!
    they serve beer at breakfast and the waiters don’t look down on you for that, in fact i vaguely remember him encouraging us.

    a good sign of a progressive city/town

  • Krypty

    Just picture this….

    A ice cold green bottle with frost appearing as soon as I take it out of the fridge (even in our cold weather). Small droplets forming and running down the smooth edges over the white and gold label.

    Opening the bottle makes the best sound on earth and taking that first sip soothes the throat like nothing else.

    Now think… I am doing this right now.


    Happy Birthday!!

  • Dark

    Happy B-Day dude bad luck OZ has such BAD BEER (XXX) at such bad PRICES too πŸ™‚ Hahahhahaha We know you wanna come back πŸ™‚ Have agood one dude !

  • Aequitas

    gratz Lazy, you managed to grind thru one more level πŸ˜‰

  • Why do I find myself really, really wanting an Amstel?
    Good thing I have a case of them at home… πŸ˜‰

  • + 1 Str
    – 1 End
    + 2 Int
    – 1 Spd
    + 10 HP
    + 2 MP

  • Happy happy!!! I hope you enjoyed the day… and we’ll make sure to enjoy what is left of the day on the upside of the world

  • darthdad

    Happy Birthday Gavin!
    All the best for the year ahead.

  • Fox1

    Happy Birthday uncle Lazy :mrgreen:

  • Dammit! Now you guys just made me thirsty πŸ˜•
    Happy bday, Lazy!

    The cake is a lie…..but the beer is real!

  • Someone

    Happy Birthday dude!!

  • al360rulz

    heppy birfday to u heppy birfday to u heppy birfday to u heppy birfday to u heppy birfday tooooo yuooooooo!! :mrgreen:

  • ewie


  • And people wonder why I don’t publicise my birthday…

    Thanks everyone for the best wishes, it really did make my day…. apart from all the thoughts about Amstel which just made me sad πŸ™

  • Fox1

    Deep down in Aussie land
    It’s the birthday of an XBox fan,
    On his PC he tried to game
    But installations he found lame,
    A console gamer became he
    LazyGamer to you and me

  • Cleric

    Happy Birthday Lazy. Keep up the stellar work.

  • Faheem

    Yeah we do have one of those – honestly I haven’t had any bad experiences there but do have loads of friends who keep coming across hair extensions in their food.
    We do have finezz though, that like my home/office/kitchen/drinking hole

  • ScurvyJimbeam

    I just wanna add, Happy birthday to me today. πŸ˜‰

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