Here’s who’ll be helping us grind G3AR in Max Payne 3

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We’re not particularly fond of those chumps over at G3AR (Numbers don’t belong in words!). That’s why we’re enlisting your help to shoot their faces off online – in slow-motion, no less. Thanks to the chaps at Megarom, we’ve got a copy of Max Payne 3 – available in stores today, by the way – to give to one single lucky reader.

That reader will join us online to help us demolish 934R or whatever the hell they’re called in some online team-deathmatch. that lucky winner, and person who we’re pinning our success on because we’re pretty terrible at shooters is…


One David Hecker, otherwise known as thumpanet. Congrats – and we’ll see you on the battlefield, grinding G3AR in to mielie-meal, bunch of cornballs that they are.

Last Updated: May 18, 2012

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