I’ve been relatively sugar-free over the last couple of days, forsaking all wonderfully delicious snacks and treats in an attempt to lose the Christmas weight-gain. And it’s been successful so far, as I’ve gone from schoolyard fat kid ridicule levels back down to chubby stuntman levels.
And while I know that losing that protective layer of fat over my rippling six-pack abs is actually a good thing, the withdrawal symptoms of not having any candy have hit me harder than a Jimmy Carr comeback.
It’s a fine line to walk, and seeing other people enjoy sugary treats is even harder, making my lust for candy even worse. Which is primarily the reason that I’m writing this post while awaiting trial for literally stealing candy from a baby.
In Other News: Double gets their Happy Action ready, Battlefield 3 goes to war with cheaters and we ifnd the greatest Twitter account in the world.
Here’s the news we didn’t post, because we were too busy trying to figure out when we would see giant blue Smurfs again.
News
Double Fines Happy Action Theater debuts in February
When pigs game
Wii U launch games will drive install base
2K Games dates the demo for The Darkness 2
Battlefield 3 anti-cheating measures intensify
Assassins Creed Revelations Creative Director leaves Ubisoft
Team Ninja explains the design choices behind Ryu Hayabusa
Sony doesn’t believe that the world is ready for a digital distribution only method for games
Stuff
Not everyone hates Dragon Age 2 you know
Do boobs actually sell video games?
The top five best niche shooters
Skyrim Mom is the only Twitter account that you need to read today
Videos
Hitman: Absolution Instincts trailer
Amy: Nightmares trailer
Binary Domain: Bigger than you think trailer
Across the Networks
Avatar 2 has been delayed before it even began
Robert Rodat to rewrite Thor 2 script
Wall-Etheus trailer is awesome!
Ericsson wants to transform your body into a transfer device
Lytros magical light field camera could extend to video
Model: Malene Espensen
Last Updated: January 12, 2012
