So, while spraying some parts on the weekend, I may have inadvertently huffed some spray paint. I may have also accidentally hallucinated, stripped down, and run around naked while screaming that pink unicorns were after my brain flesh. I’m really, really sorry that I used your petunias and poodle as a sword and shield to fight back the ham-demons, Mrs Johnson.
In Other News: Capcom has a secret in their arcade, Wesley Snipes is an Expendable, Killer is Dead has a gigolo, Tekken will make you a champ and Mickey Mouse returns.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy figuring out which diseases to have so that we could get the FNB insurance department to stop calling us with offers.
Capcom Arcade Cabinet secret games are 1943 Kai and Vulgus
How Tekken helped this MMA fighter learn some moves
Pre-registration for QuakeCon 2013 now open
Killer Is Dead’s pervy gigolo missions detailed
Pre-owned market is absolutely a concern, says Bethesda exec
Drakengard 3 director explains origin of series more controversial aspects
Injustice’s first DLC character is Lobo
Power Rangers Megaforce headed to 3DS, uses card scanner
What’s on at The Movies
Here’s your very first look at a very blue Jamie Foxx in The Amazing Spider-Man 2
We Review Trance – A mind job of a heist movie
Could Star Wars Reclamation be the bridge to Episode VII
Tom Cruise will be keeping it sci-fi in Yukikaze
Dredd is getting a sequel…but it ain’t going to be a movie
Woah dude! First poster and images for Keanu Reeves Man of Tai Chi
Hermione pole dances in this first clip and new images for The Bling Ring
It’s official! Wesley Snipes is going to be an Expendable
Model: Hayden Hawkens
Last Updated: April 16, 2013