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In Other News – 16 April 2013

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Hayden Hawkens

So, while spraying some parts on the weekend, I may have inadvertently huffed some spray paint. I may have also accidentally hallucinated, stripped down, and run around naked while screaming that pink unicorns were after my brain flesh. I’m really, really sorry that I used your petunias and poodle as a sword and shield to fight back the ham-demons, Mrs Johnson.

In Other News: Capcom has a secret in their arcade, Wesley Snipes is an Expendable, Killer is Dead has a gigolo, Tekken will make you a champ and Mickey Mouse returns.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy figuring out which diseases to have so that we could get the FNB insurance department to stop calling us with offers.


Capcom Arcade Cabinet secret games are 1943 Kai and Vulgus
How Tekken helped this MMA fighter learn some moves
Pre-registration for QuakeCon 2013 now open
Killer Is Dead’s pervy gigolo missions detailed
Pre-owned market is absolutely a concern, says Bethesda exec
Drakengard 3 director explains origin of series more controversial aspects
Injustice’s first DLC character is Lobo
Power Rangers Megaforce headed to 3DS, uses card scanner


So you want to be a fighting gamer
Mass Effect cosplay is like real life director’s cut
The nemesis of Batman Arkham Origins
Blizzard, give this man a job


Castle of Illusion – Mickey Mouse reveal teaser
Splinter Cell Blacklist – Abilities trailer
Marvel Superhero Squad Online – Features trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Here’s your very first look at a very blue Jamie Foxx in The Amazing Spider-Man 2
We Review Trance –  A mind job of a heist movie
Could Star Wars Reclamation be the bridge to Episode VII
Tom Cruise will be keeping it sci-fi in Yukikaze
Dredd is getting a sequel…but it ain’t going to be a movie
Woah dude! First poster and images for Keanu Reeves Man of Tai Chi
Hermione pole dances in this first clip and new images for The Bling Ring
It’s official! Wesley Snipes is going to be an Expendable

Model: Hayden Hawkens

Last Updated: April 16, 2013




    Or should I say X_O



    • Trevor Davies

      April 16, 2013 at 18:51

      Hottest cyclops I’ve ever seen


  2. Admiral Chief Erwin

    April 16, 2013 at 16:07



  3. Admiral Chief Erwin

    April 16, 2013 at 16:07



    • Gavin Mannion

      April 16, 2013 at 16:12

      fixed, thanks we’ve had editorial issues today


      • Admiral Chief Erwin

        April 16, 2013 at 16:16

        Geoff must sit in bad corner. IONs be his bane these days 😛


      • Anon A Mouse

        April 16, 2013 at 16:56

        “that we could the FNB insurance department to stop” ~ you don’t say.


  4. Admiral Chief Erwin

    April 16, 2013 at 16:10

    Where be Banana Jim today?


    • Rincethis: Spellalicious

      April 16, 2013 at 16:35

      And OVG… Maybe they have eloped together? 0_o


  5. Scruff304

    April 16, 2013 at 16:28

    I can already tell this google search is going to have to wait till I get home…


    • matthurstrsa

      April 16, 2013 at 16:31

      Yes, definitely wait. Extreme NSFW!


  6. Skyblue

    April 16, 2013 at 19:34

    Dunno where you guys are finding the ION ladies this week but WOW!!


  7. matthurstrsa

    April 17, 2013 at 07:01

    If insurance companies are bothering you, just say you can’t sign any new contracts so soon after being released from prison.


    • Admiral Chief Erwin

      April 17, 2013 at 08:05



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