Recently, Lazygamer has pursued other methods of funding, because we’ve finally run out of Nazi gold with which to pay our costs. Our new method of revenue, is to don pinstripe suits and sunglasses, stick a toothpick in our mouths and threaten game studios that if they don’t pay us any money, we won’t beat them up. So far, this new operation that we call the operation isn’t working.
In Other News: Ikaruga launches, COD gets personal, Japan is in a PS4 mood and ooga chakka ooga ooga chakka I can’t stop this trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was convinced that a massive hedgehog by the name of Spiny Norman is following me everywhere.
Ikaruga out now on Steam
Castlestorm is headed to mobile devices
Total War: Rome 2 DLC adds scorpion bombs and angry dogs
Medieval RPG Kingdom Come locked in for Xbox One and PS4
COD Ghosts personalisation packs due tomorrow
Killzone Mercenary gets two free multiplayer maps
Need for Speed Rivals gets Ferrari, Jaguar car packs
This is what the PS4 store looks like in Japan
The human crushing art of Titanfall
These are the best Star Wars action figures around
The trouble with hiring celebrity voice talent
Still Playing: Gran Turismo 6 – why do developers keep slapping L-plates on experienced drivers?
Guns of Icarus – Co-op trailer
Earth Defense Force 2025 – Launch trailer
Strider – Launch trailer
What’s on at The Movies
It’s personal and business in this trailer for Honour
Go behind the scenes on the Zero Theorem
Meet the con artist and smart muscle of Star Wars Rebels
Midweek Mouth Off: Your Avengers in Africa stories
I’m hooked on a feeling in this first trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy
Last Updated: February 19, 2014
February 19, 2014 at 16:06
Oh, now she’s gone and gotten all wet! 0_O