In my advanced years (DAMN KIDS, GERROFF MAH LAWRN) I have discovered that consuming a bag of sour jelly beans and washing it down with a few litres of soda may not have been the best way to start, middle and end a day. Instead of eating three square meals a day, I was instead bulking up on a full course of pure fatass. For the last couple of months, that means that I have one, one day, a week that I allow myself to have a chocolate. Today is that day, and you can bet your ass I will kill for it.
In Other News: Prepare to head to Zestiria, goe to Hellraid, Just Dance right now on your mobile device and prepare to punch livestock on PlayStation 4 next month.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too bust being forced to sit on comfy chairs.
Tales of Zestiria gets a Western release
Bungie details new Destiny public events
Here’s your first public look at Hellraid
Hyrule Warriors free and paid DLC confirmed
Star Trek Online goes to the Delta Quadrant
Final Fantasy Agito is a free Vita game for Japan
Physical release of Minecraft drops October 7
Just Dance Now grooves on mobile devices later this month
What’s on at The Movies
Chimichanga! Deadpool movie set for 2016, Ryan Reynolds to star
This new trailer for Jason Reitman’s Men Women Children has a secret
Movies Out Today – Quirky action and family-friendly fare
Author Lee Child talks Jack Reacher sequel
Grabs yer spinnicks, it’s an animation test for Popeye!
This first trailer for Big Eyes will have your eyes wide open
Assassin’s Creed delayed indefinitely, Fantastic Four pushed back to take its place
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Last Updated: September 19, 2014