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In Other News – 25 October 2010

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It’s Monday! Hooray for the dawn of a new week. I LOVE Mondays! They’re new beginnings, right? Who’s with me? Guys? Where’d you go?Anyway, I thought I’d relate unto you something that happened this weekend. My infinitely better half was lying on the couch, resting her eyes, me walking about in my boxers.

It was an opportunity I just couldn’t pass up. I freed my fuzzy man-plums from my underwear, straddled the furniture and placed them – lovingly – on her forehead, dunking them as many times as I could before the realisation of what was happening dawned on her. I had, for the very first time, tea-bagged somebody outside of the realm of videogames.

Juvenile? Absolutely..but also oddly empowering.

Here’s the news we didn’t post because I’ve been nursing my testicles after getting kicked in them.

Play :

Road of the Dead


Ninja Theory Hiring for Unannounced Unreal Game. Enslaved 2?
Sony cuts US, Japanese PSP Go Price
PSP2 Has Big Screen, Overheating Issues
Quickscoping “toned down” in Black Ops
Blizzard Open to Helping bungie on MMO
EA likely to give up on MMA
Diablo 3 getting a Beta


On Fable’s Broken Promises…
Shiny New Killzone 3 Screenshots
Bizarre Sonic Burlesque Show (NSFW)
Awkward Double Dragon


Assassin’s Creed : The Fall Dev Diary
Black Ops Gun Game
Epic Mickey In Game Trailer

Model : Ana Beatriz Barros

Last Updated: October 25, 2010


  1. koldFU5iON

    October 25, 2010 at 16:24

    WOW Geoff … just … wow …


  2. Geoffrey Tim

    October 25, 2010 at 16:28

    How this woman puts up with me, I’ll never know. :heart:


  3. Lord Khaan

    October 25, 2010 at 16:32

    LOLOLOL thats the funiest intro i think ive ever read


  4. ReAVeR

    October 25, 2010 at 16:39

    That story is a blatant lie. I know for a fact that Geoff’s testicles are not furry, but shaven smooth. They’re like the eggs of a robin. Only yellow.


  5. Lord Khaan

    October 25, 2010 at 16:43

    Unless you are the better half he was refering to (and who happened to get tea bagged).. wait… I dont wanna know how u know


  6. Nick de Bruyne

    October 25, 2010 at 16:47

    That’s it, I don’t care if Im suffering from a severe case of the plague but never again will I leave my duty as ION poster to Geoff.



  7. Geoffrey Tim

    October 25, 2010 at 16:51

    You should know..every single bit of me is exceptionally hairy, save the bit below my ankles.


  8. Gavin Mannion

    October 25, 2010 at 17:00

    OMG this serves me right for playing games instead of making sure Nick does the ION :sick:

    On the other hand.. 10/10 for the header image


  9. Bobby Kotick for Dummies

    October 25, 2010 at 18:17

    I bow before you sir!


  10. Nazcanlines

    October 25, 2010 at 19:26

    I’m not even remotely feminist or chauvinist or what have you…but isn’t displaying a scantily clad woman at the end of every day a tad alienating and sexist? (I still like them though, but I am curious on one of the editors’ opinions)


  11. lans

    October 25, 2010 at 20:10

    @nazcanlines , its true that despite gavins valiant efforts its a bit of a boys, sight, and i rue the day when lazy finally hires a female writer, we’ll have to watch what we say, and avoid being called chavenist pigs, gone will be the days of flame wars, and turd hats, that day is coming…but it is not today snifff. dont worry, im sure this site will be women friendly in no time


  12. Nick de Bruyne

    October 25, 2010 at 21:09

    I’ve asked around a little before and it doesn’t seem to annoy anyone. At the same time, we have absolutely nothing on magazines like FHM and Maxims flaunting of the ladies.


  13. TT-25

    October 25, 2010 at 21:42

    bwhahahaha, Man that was a funny intro indeed. Geoffy Weoffy, you are awesome!!


  14. Gavin Mannion

    October 25, 2010 at 22:17

    We have quite a few female readers and we haven’t yet had a complaint from any of them. The idea is to respect and yet admire the female form as the majority of us are male around here, if anyone is offended my inbox is always open


  15. Gavin Mannion

    October 25, 2010 at 22:18

    lans you have to watch what you say now to appear decent now… but that hasn’t stopped you yet :tongue:


  16. easy

    October 26, 2010 at 06:43

    i hate to be pedantic, but that is not a tea bag… it is in fact a mendocino snail trail.

    just saying


  17. Gavin Mannion

    October 26, 2010 at 07:02

    er… I don’t feel better knowing that


  18. Syth

    October 26, 2010 at 07:13

    What a picture, lovely lady. Her picture will be in my head for at least 60 Min.

    Geoffrey, your story however, will be with me for the rest of my life! What a f-ing legend. Give that man a Bells!


  19. Dreder

    October 26, 2010 at 07:19

    Guess I’ll go back to respectively admiring that header image then….


  20. spl0it

    October 26, 2010 at 07:41



  21. Bonk

    October 26, 2010 at 08:56

    Oh My Lord!!


  22. FreeStanler

    October 26, 2010 at 09:43


    You must have a special marriage to have even considered doing it, notwithstanding actually doing it. Kudos to you 2.

    This emoticon aptly represents your wife, ‘suppose: :wassat:


  23. FreeStanler

    October 26, 2010 at 09:53

    and then she was :angry: and then she went :ninja: on you and then you were :sick:


  24. Geoffrey Tim

    October 26, 2010 at 09:56

    Hahaha..she didn’t actually kick my scrotum; that part was embellishment. She laughed..a lot. Even presented me with genuine tea-bags last night, to which she’d affixed a crown – signifying me being the teabag king. she’s awesome.


  25. FreeStanler

    October 26, 2010 at 10:17

    Oh wow. That is special.

    Your wife: duly honoured


  26. christo le grange

    October 27, 2010 at 11:40

    I’m with SYTH…Give that man a bells!….or in this case a ‘balls’


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