Today, I truly surpassed myself. I didn’t think it was possible, but I did it. People laughed at me when I said that I would attempt my latest stunt, but who’s laughing now? In case you’re wondering, no I did not fight two silverback gorillas.
Instead, I created the ultimate sandwich. It’s deliciousness is enough to break the resolve of even the grumpiest of people, it’s ingredients, powerful to bend a civilization to it’s knees, and just describing it will liquefy a thesaurus warehouse.
Yep, pretty damn tasty sandwich, thanks to one secret ingredient that no one must know about.
In Other News: Hideo Kojima gets chatty, Korea gets tough on the youth and Darksiders gets touchy.
Here’s the news we didn’t post, because we were all stuck at Home Affairs this afternoon, waiting in an infinite line.
Assassins Creed and Final Fantasy collaborate
The Korean gaming curfew is now in effect
The worlds biggest LAN
Release date for Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm Generations confirmed
Konami puts new security system in place to ward off “cyber-attackers”
Darksiders 2 director reveals idea for using the Wii U version controls
Hideo Kojima talks about Project OGRE, Metal Gear Rising
Skyward Sword is the fastest selling Zelda game of all time
Final Fantasy 7 remake? Too expensive says Square Enix head
Are shorter games better?
Ten Manga comics that would make for great games: Part 01
Five lessons Fallout 4 can learn from Skyrim
Pokémon: Gaming classic or recycled trash?
The most unappreciated FPS games of 2011
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Last Updated: November 29, 2011