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In Other News – 5 August, 2014

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IONONOMNOMN

Darryn’s off daily ION duty, and each of us has free reign to use whatever pictures and words we like to put here. I’ll be going for straight up porn.

Food porn, that is. Some of you may not know that my other great big passion, aside from video games, is food – and not just because I’m a fat bastard who likes eating it too much. And there is no food greater than the humble burger, which when done well can transcend being junk food, and soar to magnificent, epicurean heights.

Pictured here is one from Dukes, one of Jhb’s very best (though hipster-laden) burger joints. It joins other favourites like The Wofpack, Rocomamas and Beefcakes as home of some of the best burgers JHB has to offer. While we’re on the subject…where’s your favourite place to get a good burger?

This post isn’t sponsored, but I wish it was, because I’m flippin’ starving.

In Other News: Resident Evil’s getting REmade, Stardock erects a battle.net, Nintendo gets a little less SIRAS and Star Citizen proves PC gamers are space monkeys.

Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy trying to rebuild Johannesburg.

News

Resident Evil is being remade
State of Decay dev unveils mobile, multiplayer RPG Moonrise
Galactic Civilizations Developer Hires The Guy Who Built Battle.net
Nintendo Divests Itself Of Inventory Management Subsidiary
Epic Games UK founded, recruitment begins
GTA Online Heists details galore
Mutant Mudds dev announces ‘Metroidvania’ game Xeodrifter

Stuff

The Halo theme in a church reverbs like madness
The Gaystation sells for over $4000
Star Citizen’s Massive Funding Proves There Is a Market for PC-Only Space Sims
Far Cry 4 programmer talks story
Get a real scarf with Hyrule Warriors

Videos

Skylanders Trap Team hands on
Ganondorf goes for Hyrule
Epigenesis Launch Trailer
Behind the scenes of The Witcher 3

Movies

Are Marvel cutting back on X-Men and Fantastic Four comics to set up an INHUMANS movie?
You should be watching: PENNY DREADFUL
Watch the first 7 minutes of STAR WARS: REBELS!
We Review Batman: Assault on Arkham
Antonio Banderas and Wesley Snipes talk THE EXPENDABLES 3
There’s no more fear in this trailer for TESTAMENT OF YOUTH
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES early review round-up – What do the critics think of the reboot?

Model: Some deliciously dressed ground up dead cow.

Last Updated: August 5, 2014

140 Comments

  1. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 5, 2014 at 16:02

    Fast bastard? Shame, your poor wife…

    Reply

  2. Hammersteyn

    August 5, 2014 at 16:02

    Sexiest header Ive ever SEEN!

    Reply

    • CAE9872

      August 5, 2014 at 16:15

      Took the food right out of my mouth! Man that looks good!

      Reply

  3. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 5, 2014 at 16:02

    Fast bastard? Shame, your poor wife…

    Reply

    • henry6135

      August 5, 2014 at 16:38

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      Reply

      • Jonah Cash

        August 5, 2014 at 16:39

        A spam filled reply on one of the Staff accounts….. Really??? Really??? How stupid can you be?!?!?!?

        Reply

        • Rince

          August 6, 2014 at 07:43

          Haha! Indeed 🙂

          Reply

  4. Hammersteyn

    August 5, 2014 at 16:02

    Sexiest header Ive ever SEEN!

    Reply

    • CAE9872

      August 5, 2014 at 16:15

      Took the food right out of my mouth! Man that looks good!

      Reply

  5. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 5, 2014 at 16:03

    Brewers BBQ close to where I stay makes nomnom burgers!

    Reply

  6. Alien Emperor Trevor

    August 5, 2014 at 16:03

    IONOMNOMNOM lol!

    Also, fake. No rice. 😛

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      August 5, 2014 at 16:05

      Rice with Hamburgers?

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        August 5, 2014 at 16:07

        Lacist ;/

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          August 5, 2014 at 16:07

          No one is that Asian

          Reply

          • Thats_how_I_Troll

            August 6, 2014 at 12:24

            Phucket

      • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

        August 5, 2014 at 16:07

        Actually, in Taiwan, I had these really flipping amazing Rice burgers from a place called MOS. The bun is made from rice…interesting.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          August 5, 2014 at 16:08

          O_o I would actually like to try that someday.

          Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          August 5, 2014 at 16:09

          Cant find Tsiwan on Google Maps though. Were you squinting again when you read the name 😛

          Reply

          • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

            August 5, 2014 at 16:10

            It’s in Asia, right there next to fukyu

          • Hammersteyn

            August 5, 2014 at 16:12

            XD I’m going to remember this for future trolling.

          • Anon A Mouse

            August 5, 2014 at 16:12

            Hahahahahaha. Classic

          • Umar

            August 5, 2014 at 16:17

            LOLOL……HAI!!

        • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

          August 5, 2014 at 16:12

          MOS? Ek sê jou mos!

          Reply

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

            August 5, 2014 at 18:28

            mos mos!!!!

  7. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 5, 2014 at 16:03

    • Umar

      August 5, 2014 at 16:07

      Dark Soulstjies

      Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      August 5, 2014 at 16:09

      Blue is an amateur. I’d kick that little Red bastard’s ass & I wouldn’t even need armour.

      Reply

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

      August 5, 2014 at 16:38

      Come on. This so needs a wasted remake

      Reply

  8. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 5, 2014 at 16:03

    Brewers BBQ close to where I stay makes nomnom burgers!

    Reply

  9. Alien Emperor Trevor

    August 5, 2014 at 16:03

    IONOMNOMNOM lol!

    Also, fake. No rice. 😛

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      August 5, 2014 at 16:05

      Rice with Hamburgers?

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        August 5, 2014 at 16:07

        Lacist ;/

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          August 5, 2014 at 16:07

          No one is that Asian

          Reply

          • Thats_how_I_Troll

            August 6, 2014 at 12:24

            Phucket

      • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

        August 5, 2014 at 16:07

        Actually, in Taiwan, I had these really flipping amazing Rice burgers from a place called MOS. The bun is made from rice…interesting.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          August 5, 2014 at 16:08

          O_o I would actually like to try that someday.

          Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          August 5, 2014 at 16:09

          Cant find Tsiwan on Google Maps though. Were you squinting again when you read the name 😛

          Reply

          • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

            August 5, 2014 at 16:10

            It’s in Asia, right there next to fukyu

          • Hammersteyn

            August 5, 2014 at 16:12

            XD I’m going to remember this for future trolling.

          • Anon A Mouse

            August 5, 2014 at 16:12

            Hahahahahaha. Classic

          • Umar

            August 5, 2014 at 16:17

            LOLOL……HAI!!

        • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

          August 5, 2014 at 16:12

          MOS? Ek sê jou mos!

          Reply

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

            August 5, 2014 at 18:28

            mos mos!!!!

  10. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 5, 2014 at 16:03

    • Umar

      August 5, 2014 at 16:07

      Dark Soulstjies

      Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      August 5, 2014 at 16:09

      Blue is an amateur. I’d kick that little Red bastard’s ass & I wouldn’t even need armour.

      Reply

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

      August 5, 2014 at 16:38

      Come on. This so needs a wasted remake

      Reply

  11. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 5, 2014 at 16:04

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

      August 5, 2014 at 16:37

      aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

      Reply

  12. Anon A Mouse

    August 5, 2014 at 16:04

    Show me the bacon!!!!

    Reply

  13. Umar

    August 5, 2014 at 16:04

    Mmm Mmm, god dayum gurl, yo bacon is fine! MMM….I just wana grab your buns and squeeze dem, fo shizzle!Da way your lettuce flows down your sexy curves drives me crazy yo…Howd you fit all dem dressings in thurr?
    http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dat-ass-original.jpg

    Reply

  14. Alien Emperor Trevor

    August 5, 2014 at 16:04

    “Stardock is erects a battle.net” Get this man a burger STAT, his blood sugar is LOW!

    Reply

  15. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 5, 2014 at 16:04

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

      August 5, 2014 at 16:37

      aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

      Reply

  16. Anon A Mouse

    August 5, 2014 at 16:04

    Show me the bacon!!!!

    Reply

  17. Umar

    August 5, 2014 at 16:04

    Mmm Mmm, god dayum gurl, yo bacon is fine! MMM….I just wana grab your buns and squeeze dem, fo shizzle!Da way your lettuce flows down your sexy curves drives me crazy yo…Howd you fit all dem dressings in thurr?
    http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dat-ass-original.jpg

    Reply

  18. Alien Emperor Trevor

    August 5, 2014 at 16:04

    “Stardock is erects a battle.net” Get this man a burger STAT, his blood sugar is LOW!

    Reply

  19. Hammersteyn

    August 5, 2014 at 16:07

    Some people had to rebuild their backyard
    https://i.imgflip.com/2gk3.jpg

    Reply

  20. HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

    August 5, 2014 at 16:07

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      August 5, 2014 at 16:09

      At least we know what caused it.

      Reply

  21. Hammersteyn

    August 5, 2014 at 16:07

    Some people had to rebuild their backyard
    https://i.imgflip.com/2gk3.jpg

    Reply

  22. HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

    August 5, 2014 at 16:07

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      August 5, 2014 at 16:09

      At least we know what caused it.

      Reply

  23. Umar

    August 5, 2014 at 16:11

    • Hammersteyn

      August 5, 2014 at 16:12

      My word, tea-bagging in wrestling. I never though I would see the day.

      Reply

      • Umar

        August 5, 2014 at 16:13

        Its the Underwear-taker !

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          August 5, 2014 at 16:14

          LOL! Now imagine his balls get in the way.

          Reply

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            August 5, 2014 at 16:15

            Mind the tomb stones 🙁

          • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

            August 5, 2014 at 16:16

            Luckily for the guy on receiving end he is Asian.

          • Hammersteyn

            August 5, 2014 at 16:16

            LACIST!

          • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

            August 5, 2014 at 16:17

            should be in lowercase

    • Anon A Mouse

      August 5, 2014 at 16:14

      The Dick- Tator.

      Reply

      • Umar

        August 5, 2014 at 16:16

        LOL Hmmmm…What can we call this guy?
        Stone Hard Steve Austin?

        Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      August 5, 2014 at 16:16

      Gives new meaning to “pile” driver.

      Reply

      • Umar

        August 5, 2014 at 16:16

        LOOL Dirty Pile Driver

        Reply

      • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

        August 5, 2014 at 16:17

        pyp drywer

        Reply

    • Mark Treloar

      August 5, 2014 at 17:07

      And the Oscar goes too……….

      Reply

  24. Umar

    August 5, 2014 at 16:11

    • Hammersteyn

      August 5, 2014 at 16:12

      My word, tea-bagging in wrestling. I never though I would see the day.

      Reply

      • Umar

        August 5, 2014 at 16:13

        Its the Underwear-taker !

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          August 5, 2014 at 16:14

          LOL! Now imagine his balls get in the way.

          Reply

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            August 5, 2014 at 16:15

            Mind the tomb stones 🙁

          • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

            August 5, 2014 at 16:16

            Luckily for the guy on receiving end he is Asian.

          • Hammersteyn

            August 5, 2014 at 16:16

            LACIST!

          • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

            August 5, 2014 at 16:17

            should be in lowercase

    • Anon A Mouse

      August 5, 2014 at 16:14

      The Dick- Tator.

      Reply

      • Umar

        August 5, 2014 at 16:16

        LOL Hmmmm…What can we call this guy?
        Stone Hard Steve Austin?

        Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      August 5, 2014 at 16:16

      Gives new meaning to “pile” driver.

      Reply

      • Umar

        August 5, 2014 at 16:16

        LOOL Dirty Pile Driver

        Reply

      • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

        August 5, 2014 at 16:17

        pyp drywer

        Reply

  25. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 5, 2014 at 16:12

    • Hammersteyn

      August 5, 2014 at 16:13

      Killed while releasing Krakens.

      Reply

      • Anon A Mouse

        August 5, 2014 at 16:15

        That’s a shitty way to die.

        Reply

  26. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 5, 2014 at 16:12

    • Hammersteyn

      August 5, 2014 at 16:13

      Killed while releasing Krakens.

      Reply

      • Anon A Mouse

        August 5, 2014 at 16:15

        That’s a shitty way to die.

        Reply

  27. CAE9872

    August 5, 2014 at 16:18

    Geoff that is a crazy good ION header!

    Reply

  28. CAE9872

    August 5, 2014 at 16:18

    Geoff that is a crazy good ION header!

    Reply

  29. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 5, 2014 at 16:20

    Shake your head while looking at this pic:
    http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/anXqMXq_460s.jpg

    Reply

    • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

      August 5, 2014 at 16:21

      or if you have less than optimal vision take off your glasses

      WTF is it? Banana Jim taking a crap?

      Reply

    • Umar

      August 5, 2014 at 16:21

      This seriously hurt my eyes 🙁

      Reply

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

      August 5, 2014 at 16:36

      I can see it without shaking my head…. I need glasses

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        August 5, 2014 at 16:38

        Maybe your building is still shaking?

        Reply

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

          August 5, 2014 at 18:18

          lol. GG

          Reply

      • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

        August 5, 2014 at 16:39

        When you for the eyetest please use the word Dickbutt in your explanation for getting glasses.

        Interesting way to test if you are near of far sighted. Without glasses more than 30cm away can see it clearly, closer than 30cm I only see lines.

        Reply

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

          August 5, 2014 at 18:19

          I can just imagine the optometrist’s face lol

          Reply

      • Anon A Mouse

        August 5, 2014 at 16:46

        I know a place…

        Reply

  30. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    August 5, 2014 at 16:20

    Shake your head while looking at this pic:
    http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/anXqMXq_460s.jpg

    Reply

    • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

      August 5, 2014 at 16:21

      or if you have less than optimal vision take off your glasses

      Reply

    • Umar

      August 5, 2014 at 16:21

      This seriously hurt my eyes 🙁

      Reply

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

      August 5, 2014 at 16:36

      I can see it without shaking my head…. I need glasses

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        August 5, 2014 at 16:38

        Maybe your building is still shaking?

        Reply

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

          August 5, 2014 at 18:18

          lol. GG

          Reply

      • HvR - Still dislikes Random.or

        August 5, 2014 at 16:39

        When you for the eyetest please use the word Dickbutt in your explanation for getting glasses.

        Interesting way to test if you are near of far sighted. Without glasses more than 30cm away can see it clearly, closer than 30cm I only see lines.

        Reply

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

          August 5, 2014 at 18:19

          I can just imagine the optometrist’s face lol

          Reply

      • Anon A Mouse

        August 5, 2014 at 16:46

        I know a place…

        Reply

  31. Unavengedavo

    August 5, 2014 at 16:31

    Out this summer…

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      August 5, 2014 at 16:32

      O_o that was fast!

      Reply

      • Unavengedavo

        August 5, 2014 at 16:34

        Lol, I had some spare time 😛

        Reply

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

      August 5, 2014 at 16:35

      hahahahahahahahahaaha

      Reply

  32. Anon A Mouse

    August 5, 2014 at 16:31

  33. Unavengedavo

    August 5, 2014 at 16:31

    Out this summer…

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      August 5, 2014 at 16:32

      O_o that was fast!

      Reply

      • Unavengedavo

        August 5, 2014 at 16:34

        Lol, I had some spare time 😛

        Reply

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

      August 5, 2014 at 16:35

      hahahahahahahahahaaha

      Reply

  34. Anon A Mouse

    August 5, 2014 at 16:31

  35. Sir Rants A Lot Llew

    August 5, 2014 at 16:33

    Nou is ek honger

    Reply

  36. Sir Rants A Lot Llew

    August 5, 2014 at 16:33

    Nou is ek honger

    Reply

  37. Jonah Cash

    August 5, 2014 at 16:39

    A spam filled reply on one of the Staff accounts….. Really??? Really??? How stupid can you be?!?!?!?

    Reply

    • Rince

      August 6, 2014 at 07:43

      Haha! Indeed 🙂

      Reply

  38. Lord Chaos

    August 5, 2014 at 16:53

    Good one for the and Now for something different, but we want D back.

    RIOT!!

    Reply

  39. Lord Chaos

    August 5, 2014 at 16:53

    Good one for the and Now for something different, but we want D back.

    RIOT!!

    Reply

  40. Wraith

    August 5, 2014 at 16:54

    Hmmm, Cafe Royale or Hudsons?

    Reply

  41. Wraith

    August 5, 2014 at 16:54

    Hmmm, Cafe Royale or Hudsons?

    Reply

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