Darryn’s off daily ION duty, and each of us has free reign to use whatever pictures and words we like to put here. I’ll be going for straight up porn.
Food porn, that is. Some of you may not know that my other great big passion, aside from video games, is food – and not just because I’m a fat bastard who likes eating it too much. And there is no food greater than the humble burger, which when done well can transcend being junk food, and soar to magnificent, epicurean heights.
Pictured here is one from Dukes, one of Jhb’s very best (though hipster-laden) burger joints. It joins other favourites like The Wofpack, Rocomamas and Beefcakes as home of some of the best burgers JHB has to offer. While we’re on the subject…where’s your favourite place to get a good burger?
This post isn’t sponsored, but I wish it was, because I’m flippin’ starving.
In Other News: Resident Evil’s getting REmade, Stardock erects a battle.net, Nintendo gets a little less SIRAS and Star Citizen proves PC gamers are space monkeys.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy trying to rebuild Johannesburg.
News
Resident Evil is being remade
State of Decay dev unveils mobile, multiplayer RPG Moonrise
Galactic Civilizations Developer Hires The Guy Who Built Battle.net
Nintendo Divests Itself Of Inventory Management Subsidiary
Epic Games UK founded, recruitment begins
GTA Online Heists details galore
Mutant Mudds dev announces ‘Metroidvania’ game Xeodrifter
Stuff
The Halo theme in a church reverbs like madness
The Gaystation sells for over $4000
Star Citizen’s Massive Funding Proves There Is a Market for PC-Only Space Sims
Far Cry 4 programmer talks story
Get a real scarf with Hyrule Warriors
Videos
Skylanders Trap Team hands on
Ganondorf goes for Hyrule
Epigenesis Launch Trailer
Behind the scenes of The Witcher 3
Movies
Are Marvel cutting back on X-Men and Fantastic Four comics to set up an INHUMANS movie?
You should be watching: PENNY DREADFUL
Watch the first 7 minutes of STAR WARS: REBELS!
We Review Batman: Assault on Arkham
Antonio Banderas and Wesley Snipes talk THE EXPENDABLES 3
There’s no more fear in this trailer for TESTAMENT OF YOUTH
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES early review round-up – What do the critics think of the reboot?
Model: Some deliciously dressed ground up dead cow.
Last Updated: August 5, 2014
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 5, 2014 at 16:02
Fast bastard? Shame, your poor wife…
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:02
Sexiest header Ive ever SEEN!
CAE9872
August 5, 2014 at 16:15
Took the food right out of my mouth! Man that looks good!
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 5, 2014 at 16:02
Fast bastard? Shame, your poor wife…
henry6135
August 5, 2014 at 16:38
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Jonah Cash
August 5, 2014 at 16:39
A spam filled reply on one of the Staff accounts….. Really??? Really??? How stupid can you be?!?!?!?
Rince
August 6, 2014 at 07:43
Haha! Indeed 🙂
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:02
Sexiest header Ive ever SEEN!
CAE9872
August 5, 2014 at 16:15
Took the food right out of my mouth! Man that looks good!
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 5, 2014 at 16:03
Brewers BBQ close to where I stay makes nomnom burgers!
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 16:03
IONOMNOMNOM lol!
Also, fake. No rice. 😛
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:05
Rice with Hamburgers?
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 16:07
Lacist ;/
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:07
No one is that Asian
Thats_how_I_Troll
August 6, 2014 at 12:24
Phucket
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
August 5, 2014 at 16:07
Actually, in Taiwan, I had these really flipping amazing Rice burgers from a place called MOS. The bun is made from rice…interesting.
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:08
O_o I would actually like to try that someday.
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:09
Cant find Tsiwan on Google Maps though. Were you squinting again when you read the name 😛
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
August 5, 2014 at 16:10
It’s in Asia, right there next to fukyu
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:12
XD I’m going to remember this for future trolling.
Anon A Mouse
August 5, 2014 at 16:12
Hahahahahaha. Classic
Umar
August 5, 2014 at 16:17
LOLOL……HAI!!
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 5, 2014 at 16:12
MOS? Ek sê jou mos!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
August 5, 2014 at 18:28
mos mos!!!!
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 5, 2014 at 16:03
http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/aNorA8G_460sa_v1.gif
Umar
August 5, 2014 at 16:07
Dark Soulstjies
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 16:09
Blue is an amateur. I’d kick that little Red bastard’s ass & I wouldn’t even need armour.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
August 5, 2014 at 16:38
Come on. This so needs a wasted remake
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 5, 2014 at 16:03
Brewers BBQ close to where I stay makes nomnom burgers!
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 16:03
IONOMNOMNOM lol!
Also, fake. No rice. 😛
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:05
Rice with Hamburgers?
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 16:07
Lacist ;/
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:07
No one is that Asian
Thats_how_I_Troll
August 6, 2014 at 12:24
Phucket
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
August 5, 2014 at 16:07
Actually, in Taiwan, I had these really flipping amazing Rice burgers from a place called MOS. The bun is made from rice…interesting.
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:08
O_o I would actually like to try that someday.
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:09
Cant find Tsiwan on Google Maps though. Were you squinting again when you read the name 😛
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
August 5, 2014 at 16:10
It’s in Asia, right there next to fukyu
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:12
XD I’m going to remember this for future trolling.
Anon A Mouse
August 5, 2014 at 16:12
Hahahahahaha. Classic
Umar
August 5, 2014 at 16:17
LOLOL……HAI!!
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 5, 2014 at 16:12
MOS? Ek sê jou mos!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
August 5, 2014 at 18:28
mos mos!!!!
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 5, 2014 at 16:03
http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/aNorA8G_460sa_v1.gif
Umar
August 5, 2014 at 16:07
Dark Soulstjies
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 16:09
Blue is an amateur. I’d kick that little Red bastard’s ass & I wouldn’t even need armour.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
August 5, 2014 at 16:38
Come on. This so needs a wasted remake
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 5, 2014 at 16:04
http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/avZpeVX_460sa_v1.gif
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
August 5, 2014 at 16:37
aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
Anon A Mouse
August 5, 2014 at 16:04
Show me the bacon!!!!
Umar
August 5, 2014 at 16:04
Mmm Mmm, god dayum gurl, yo bacon is fine! MMM….I just wana grab your buns and squeeze dem, fo shizzle!Da way your lettuce flows down your sexy curves drives me crazy yo…Howd you fit all dem dressings in thurr?
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dat-ass-original.jpg
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 16:04
“Stardock is erects a battle.net” Get this man a burger STAT, his blood sugar is LOW!
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 5, 2014 at 16:04
http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/avZpeVX_460sa_v1.gif
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
August 5, 2014 at 16:37
aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
Anon A Mouse
August 5, 2014 at 16:04
Show me the bacon!!!!
Umar
August 5, 2014 at 16:04
Mmm Mmm, god dayum gurl, yo bacon is fine! MMM….I just wana grab your buns and squeeze dem, fo shizzle!Da way your lettuce flows down your sexy curves drives me crazy yo…Howd you fit all dem dressings in thurr?
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dat-ass-original.jpg
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 16:04
“Stardock is erects a battle.net” Get this man a burger STAT, his blood sugar is LOW!
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:07
Some people had to rebuild their backyard
https://i.imgflip.com/2gk3.jpg
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
August 5, 2014 at 16:07
…
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:09
At least we know what caused it.
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:07
Some people had to rebuild their backyard
https://i.imgflip.com/2gk3.jpg
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
August 5, 2014 at 16:07
…
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:09
At least we know what caused it.
Umar
August 5, 2014 at 16:11
And my gif for the day
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/wtf-japan-funny-wrestling.gif
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:12
My word, tea-bagging in wrestling. I never though I would see the day.
Umar
August 5, 2014 at 16:13
Its the Underwear-taker !
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:14
LOL! Now imagine his balls get in the way.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 16:15
Mind the tomb stones 🙁
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
August 5, 2014 at 16:16
Luckily for the guy on receiving end he is Asian.
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:16
LACIST!
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
August 5, 2014 at 16:17
should be in lowercase
Anon A Mouse
August 5, 2014 at 16:14
The Dick- Tator.
Umar
August 5, 2014 at 16:16
LOL Hmmmm…What can we call this guy?
Stone Hard Steve Austin?
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 16:16
Gives new meaning to “pile” driver.
Umar
August 5, 2014 at 16:16
LOOL Dirty Pile Driver
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
August 5, 2014 at 16:17
pyp drywer
Mark Treloar
August 5, 2014 at 17:07
And the Oscar goes too……….
Umar
August 5, 2014 at 16:11
And my gif for the day
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/wtf-japan-funny-wrestling.gif
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:12
My word, tea-bagging in wrestling. I never though I would see the day.
Umar
August 5, 2014 at 16:13
Its the Underwear-taker !
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:14
LOL! Now imagine his balls get in the way.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 16:15
Mind the tomb stones 🙁
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
August 5, 2014 at 16:16
Luckily for the guy on receiving end he is Asian.
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:16
LACIST!
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
August 5, 2014 at 16:17
should be in lowercase
Anon A Mouse
August 5, 2014 at 16:14
The Dick- Tator.
Umar
August 5, 2014 at 16:16
LOL Hmmmm…What can we call this guy?
Stone Hard Steve Austin?
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 5, 2014 at 16:16
Gives new meaning to “pile” driver.
Umar
August 5, 2014 at 16:16
LOOL Dirty Pile Driver
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
August 5, 2014 at 16:17
pyp drywer
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 5, 2014 at 16:12
http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/amLN1Zy_460s.jpg
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:13
Killed while releasing Krakens.
Anon A Mouse
August 5, 2014 at 16:15
That’s a shitty way to die.
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 5, 2014 at 16:12
http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/amLN1Zy_460s.jpg
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:13
Killed while releasing Krakens.
Anon A Mouse
August 5, 2014 at 16:15
That’s a shitty way to die.
CAE9872
August 5, 2014 at 16:18
Geoff that is a crazy good ION header!
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
August 5, 2014 at 16:30
So hot, man. So, so hot. I’d take a bite out of that, if you know what I mean.
CAE9872
August 5, 2014 at 16:18
Geoff that is a crazy good ION header!
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
August 5, 2014 at 16:30
So hot, man. So, so hot. I’d take a bite out of that, if you know what I mean.
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 5, 2014 at 16:20
Shake your head while looking at this pic:
http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/anXqMXq_460s.jpg
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
August 5, 2014 at 16:21
or if you have less than optimal vision take off your glasses
WTF is it? Banana Jim taking a crap?
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:31
It’s Dickbutt
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140628223400/crossoverrp/images/a/a6/Dickbutt.jpg
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
August 5, 2014 at 16:33
saw the image cleary, but somehow my brain haven’t been corrupted enough. Side effects from not being Lagz that much anymore.
Umar
August 5, 2014 at 16:21
This seriously hurt my eyes 🙁
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
August 5, 2014 at 16:36
I can see it without shaking my head…. I need glasses
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:38
Maybe your building is still shaking?
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
August 5, 2014 at 18:18
lol. GG
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
August 5, 2014 at 16:39
When you for the eyetest please use the word Dickbutt in your explanation for getting glasses.
Interesting way to test if you are near of far sighted. Without glasses more than 30cm away can see it clearly, closer than 30cm I only see lines.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
August 5, 2014 at 18:19
I can just imagine the optometrist’s face lol
Anon A Mouse
August 5, 2014 at 16:46
I know a place…
Admiral Chief Dovahkiin
August 5, 2014 at 16:20
Shake your head while looking at this pic:
http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/anXqMXq_460s.jpg
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
August 5, 2014 at 16:21
or if you have less than optimal vision take off your glasses
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:31
It’s Dickbutt
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140628223400/crossoverrp/images/a/a6/Dickbutt.jpg
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
August 5, 2014 at 16:33
saw the image cleary, but somehow my brain haven’t been corrupted enough. Side effects from not being Lagz that much anymore.
Umar
August 5, 2014 at 16:21
This seriously hurt my eyes 🙁
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
August 5, 2014 at 16:36
I can see it without shaking my head…. I need glasses
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:38
Maybe your building is still shaking?
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
August 5, 2014 at 18:18
lol. GG
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
August 5, 2014 at 16:39
When you for the eyetest please use the word Dickbutt in your explanation for getting glasses.
Interesting way to test if you are near of far sighted. Without glasses more than 30cm away can see it clearly, closer than 30cm I only see lines.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
August 5, 2014 at 18:19
I can just imagine the optometrist’s face lol
Anon A Mouse
August 5, 2014 at 16:46
I know a place…
Unavengedavo
August 5, 2014 at 16:31
Out this summer…
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:32
O_o that was fast!
Unavengedavo
August 5, 2014 at 16:34
Lol, I had some spare time 😛
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
August 5, 2014 at 16:35
hahahahahahahahahaaha
Anon A Mouse
August 5, 2014 at 16:31
I fear anarchy after the tremor.
http://www.funnymeme.com/index.php/funny-gifs/funny-gifs-anarchy/
Unavengedavo
August 5, 2014 at 16:31
Out this summer…
Hammersteyn
August 5, 2014 at 16:32
O_o that was fast!
Unavengedavo
August 5, 2014 at 16:34
Lol, I had some spare time 😛
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
August 5, 2014 at 16:35
hahahahahahahahahaaha
Anon A Mouse
August 5, 2014 at 16:31
I fear anarchy after the tremor.
http://www.funnymeme.com/index.php/funny-gifs/funny-gifs-anarchy/
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
August 5, 2014 at 16:33
Nou is ek honger
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
August 5, 2014 at 16:33
Nou is ek honger
Jonah Cash
August 5, 2014 at 16:39
A spam filled reply on one of the Staff accounts….. Really??? Really??? How stupid can you be?!?!?!?
Rince
August 6, 2014 at 07:43
Haha! Indeed 🙂
Lord Chaos
August 5, 2014 at 16:53
Good one for the and Now for something different, but we want D back.
RIOT!!
Lord Chaos
August 5, 2014 at 16:53
Good one for the and Now for something different, but we want D back.
RIOT!!
Wraith
August 5, 2014 at 16:54
Hmmm, Cafe Royale or Hudsons?
Wraith
August 5, 2014 at 16:54
Hmmm, Cafe Royale or Hudsons?