Mammo-Ware engine here to save men everywhere

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I am sure, like me, the first thing you think of when watching breasts in Soul Calibur or Deadimage or Alive is that they are not jiggling like they should?

Yeah sure.. Anyway someone actually did think that and went out of there way to make sure it doesn’t happen ever again.

A new physics engine called BreastTech has been developed over the past three years and have now licensed the intelligently named Mammo-Ware physics engine to 3 separate developers.

Unfortunately they haven’t given us a video of the engine in action but if one ever lands on our desks I guarantee you that I will be posting it up as fast as I can.

How often can you say that watching breasts jiggle is part of your job description?


Last Updated: July 7, 2008

Gavin Mannion

I for one welcome our future robotic overlords

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