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Meet Dovahkiin Tom

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Earlier this year, Bethesda – half jokingly, I think – threw down a challenge. If a baby was born on 11/11/11, and its parents named it Dovahkiin in honour of Skyrim’s release, those parents would get Bethesda games for free, for the rest of their lives.

Allow me – and I’m shaking my head in disapproval as I write this – to introduce you to Dovahkiin Tom Kellermeyer.

Born just 6 days ago, Dovahkiin’s parents Megan and Eric Kellermeyer will be enjoying Bethesda games for eternity. Hooray for them. A little less cheery for poor Dovahkiin Tom, who’s going to regularly get the snot kicked out of him at school; and shouting “FUS ROH DAH” at his assailants isn’t likely to help – although the thu’um he currently knows, a magical shout that makes it so that he has a breast in his mouth is one I’d be keen to learn.

I have to ask though; why on earth is that kid so red? Is his pissed off at his parents for giving him a stupid name already?

Last Updated: November 17, 2011

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