Plants vs Zombies 2 is now out on iOS

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Do you have a busy day ahead of you? Is it crunch time? Can you absolutely not afford to be distracted right now? Then stop reading this post because TOO LATE YOU’RE MINE NOW! HA HA! Plants vs Zombies 2 is out now, sucka!

Yep, the sequel to the game that has appeared on every single platform since it first saw release is out on iOS at long last. If you have an Australian account though, you’ve probably been playing it for a few weeks now already.

It’s a free download, and even though you don’t need to buy any of the plants or upgrades available to beat the game, it still leaves a sour taste in my mouth to find out that a Torchwood plant costs $3.99 to add to your collection.

That’s a bunch of nickel and dime bullcrap floating around in the sequel, and even though the core game is as addictive as ever, I’d gladly have paid cash for a full product.

Last Updated: August 15, 2013

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