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Sacrebleu! Assassin’s Creed Unity’s got a 1GB day one patch

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For those in North America, the more “new gen” Assassin’s Creed, Unity, is out tomorrow. Many of them will be excited to jump in and kill people together in the game’s new co-operative Assassin modes. Unfortunately, they’ll be greeted with a great big patch before they can dispense revolutionary justice. Yes, Assassin’s creed Unity has a day one patch, that clocks in at over 900Mb.

Here’s what the patch fixes, though it’s an image and I’m far too lazy to type it all out. It does fix a few random crashes in both single player and co-op, along with a laundry list of other issues. for those who live in the first world, a 900Mb patch is a minor inconvenience, but for those of us in more bandwidth starved territories, it can be an entire evening’s wait, and a month’s data cap. This is pretty common stuff in this new generation of consoles, which gobble bandwidth like Darryn at an all-you-can-eat cock candy buffet. Here’s that list of changes:

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This week, two new Assassin’s Creed games are being released. Unity is only coming to the current gen of consoles, and PC. Those stuck in the past (and at last count, there were about 130 million of you) will have to play Assassin’s Creed Rogue Instead. Here’s a completely unrelated video, courtesy of Flight of the Conchords, because stereotypes.

Last Updated: November 10, 2014

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      November 10, 2014 at 21:33

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  2. Aries

    November 10, 2014 at 20:51

    1gb nothing these days to download though, especially in the US of A

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    November 10, 2014 at 21:35

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    • Spaffy

      November 11, 2014 at 07:28

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    November 10, 2014 at 21:56

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    November 11, 2014 at 07:13

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  6. Kyle Logan

    November 11, 2014 at 07:48

    I think it’s disgusting that we accept that a bought game needs an update before being able to be played.

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    November 11, 2014 at 08:06

    NO THANK YOU OOBI!!!

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    November 11, 2014 at 08:26

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    November 11, 2014 at 09:36

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  10. Ghost In The Rift

    November 11, 2014 at 10:11

    This does not even surprises me!!

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  11. Muhammad Ahmed Nana

    November 11, 2014 at 10:23

    I just bought Black flag this weekend. Installed it on my PC, started it up aaaand had to wait for a 6 gig update. 6 gig, that’s like a third of the game I had to download. Had to leave it overnight to download, and I really wanted to do some sailing.

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    • Steven Wu

      November 11, 2014 at 22:01

      Idk where you’re from. In Bay Area, CA – we have comcast offering yearly college discounts (to everyone). I’m on a 1 year no contract 100mb/s download speed service from them for 39.99/month. I downloaded Unity’s 40 gb in less than an hour. I highly recommended you looking into something like this if you plan on playing triple A games on your pc in the future.

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  12. Wyzak

    November 11, 2014 at 10:27

    1Gb? so 128MB?

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  13. Dennis Clark

    November 12, 2014 at 08:51

    If you’re like me, your PS4 will NOT connect to WiFi. I have to do my system updates via USB. Is there anywhere I can download this on my computer? My PS3, Xbox 360, TV, Laptop, Blu-Ray player, and cellphone all get WiFi, but for some reason (which is clearly ENTIRELY MY FAULT, right Sony?) my PS4 wouldn’t even download a 200mb system update.

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