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SAGamer…You’ll get your deliverance in Guitar Hero Live

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What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women! Lazygamer has always considered the words of Conan the Barbarian to be the wisest of them all, as well as the best advice to act on.

It’s the reason why we’re pretty much the greatest at anything we do, which usually involves writing news, hiding fart jokes in our header images and verbally abusing our interns. It also means that when it comes to video games, we’re unrealistically untouchable at any title that we pick up.

And that’s a fact, Jack. We’ve already gone toe to toe with our “rivals” in the local news industry, SAGamer, on two separate occasions. And both times, we’ve emerged victorious, like the shining golden Destiny gods that we are.

Obviously, the third time is the charm, because SAGamer just can’t get enough of our unique brand of dishing out punishment. Which has resulted in that lot challenging us to a Guitar Hero Live contest at rAge this year, to see who has the fastest fingers in all the land.

Naturally, we decided to respond to their childish and immature article, in our own signature manner:

So yes, SAGamer, we accept your challenge, if you can call it that. Our fingers versus your digits. Ridiculous hair meets shaved head. You can’t kill the metal, and nothing is more metal than Lazygamer according to the box of black long-hair wigs that we just bought for the event.

We’re ironing our denim sleeveless jackets, washing the tightest of leather pants and getting ready to rock you. So c’mon down to rAge this year folks, to see SA Gamer get thrashed like a boy band attempting to perform a cover version of Dragonforce’s Through The Fire and Flames.

Bring your Zippo lighters, form a mosh pit and get ready to rock and roll. SA Gamer, you’re on.

Last Updated: September 9, 2015


  1. Jump scares have been hotfixed, tough break D


  2. hairyknees

    September 9, 2015 at 09:38



  3. Geoffrey Tim

    September 9, 2015 at 09:41

    You’re special, D.


    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      September 9, 2015 at 09:53

      Don’t diss D Ban Jovi!


  4. PoisonedBelial

    September 9, 2015 at 09:43



  5. Ottokie "Yahtzee"

    September 9, 2015 at 09:43

    That challenge video was truly inspiring! I am buying a ukulele RIGHT NOW!


  6. Kromas untamed

    September 9, 2015 at 09:48

    I call shenanigans. He was lip-syncing (guitar-syncing (banjo-syncing))) worse than rihana!


    • The D

      September 9, 2015 at 09:48



      • Kromas untamed

        September 9, 2015 at 09:53

        I think we may have started the next big gaming scandal!

        Gamersgate is so 2014
        Welcome to #GuitarGate!


  7. Guild

    September 9, 2015 at 09:48



  8. dawid22

    September 9, 2015 at 09:50

    LOL, Darryn, you’re a special, special boy. See you guys at rAge!


    • Ottokie "Yahtzee"

      September 9, 2015 at 09:55

      And I will see the rest at Cape Town rAge 🙂


    • hairyknees

      September 9, 2015 at 09:56

      I never knew you were so good at playing the banjo, Dawid 😛


      • dawid22

        September 9, 2015 at 10:01

        Neither did I. It must be my MGS V skillz


  9. Jonah Cash

    September 9, 2015 at 09:51

    Hahahaha!! My cleaning lady just had tea coming out of her nose watching over my back from the kitchen!!


  10. Alien Emperor Trevor

    September 9, 2015 at 09:52

    Make them SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!


  11. Ottokie "Yahtzee"

    September 9, 2015 at 09:59

    We need a new set of Lagz t shirts for rAge *wink wink 😛


  12. DragonSpirit009

    September 9, 2015 at 10:03

    This just made my day! Have a huge smile on my face!!
    Wish I could be there to witness it all!


  13. Graeme Selvan

    September 9, 2015 at 10:07

    OMG that was amazing!


  14. WitWolfy

    September 9, 2015 at 10:08

    Not going to Rage this year.. Will prob go again next year.


  15. TheGarethWoods

    September 9, 2015 at 10:28

    Thank goodness this is the scene from deliverance they decided to recreate and not some of the others #herePiggyPiggy


    • The D

      September 9, 2015 at 10:45

      I’ll make SAG squeal. Hurhurhurhurhur…


  16. Trebzz

    September 9, 2015 at 11:07

    SA Gamer has broken my heart many times :/ So i say best of luck and congrats to Lazygamer on the win.


  17. Raptor Rants

    September 9, 2015 at 11:30

    THis…. is….. beautiful…. It brings tears to my eyes


  18. Deceased

    September 9, 2015 at 11:36

    Is it just me, or does the blonde guy in the header-image seem taller than a tree? :}


  19. RinceThis

    September 9, 2015 at 11:43



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