NOTHING IS OVER! Nothing! You just don’t turn this video game off! You asked me, I didn’t ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn’t let us win! And I come back to the real world and I see all those maggots at the game shop, protesting me, spitting. Calling me a noob and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they’ve been me and been there and know what the hell they’re yelling about!
I’ve been kind of eagerly anticipating the Rambo video game. I’m under no pretense that it’s going to be game of the year material, with VG247 having described it as an “on-rails, cover shooter hybrid with stealth sections and QTE battles”, but then again it doesn’t have to be.
It’s not looking bad at all, and if Polish studio Teyon make a game that features polished gameplay based on the original trilogy of Rambo movies, then I’m going to be happier than a Jerkwater sheriff busting a random hitchhiker for vagrancy.
The game launches some time this year on Playstation 3, Xbox 360 and PC. NYYUUUUUUURRRGGHHHH!
Last Updated: July 11, 2013