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Take a first look at the gameplay of Rambo: The Video Game

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NNYYUUURRGHHH

NOTHING IS OVER! Nothing! You just don’t turn this video game off! You asked me, I didn’t ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn’t let us win! And I come back to the real world and I see all those maggots at the game shop, protesting me, spitting. Calling me a noob and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they’ve been me and been there and know what the hell they’re yelling about!

I’ve been kind of eagerly anticipating the Rambo video game. I’m under no pretense that it’s going to be game of the year material, with VG247 having described it as an “on-rails, cover shooter hybrid with stealth sections and QTE battles”, but then again it doesn’t have to be.

It’s not looking bad at all, and if Polish studio Teyon make a game that features polished gameplay based on the original trilogy of Rambo movies, then I’m going to be happier than a Jerkwater sheriff busting a random hitchhiker for vagrancy.

The game launches some time this year on Playstation 3, Xbox 360 and PC. NYYUUUUUUURRRGGHHHH!

Last Updated: July 11, 2013

33 Comments

  1. HAHAHAHAHA, looks like Zohan… It’s all about ze bush.

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  2. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    July 11, 2013 at 11:22

    AAADDRRIIAAAANNNNNN!!!! *Wrong movie Jim* Whaaaatt??

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    • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

      July 11, 2013 at 11:24

      XD

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    • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

      July 11, 2013 at 11:26

      lol … Rocky Fail

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    • Rudi

      July 11, 2013 at 11:29

      I AM THE LAW!!!!!!

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    • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

      July 11, 2013 at 11:30

      YOU AIN’T SO BAD! I YAM DER LAHERW!

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  3. Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    July 11, 2013 at 11:25

    Seems like he be killing a lot of ‘mericans?

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    • Harvey P. Cheesewinkle

      July 11, 2013 at 18:39

      1st movie is about a returning vietnam vet who gets harassed, detained and beaten by a sheriff out in nowhere’sville (Hope, Washington), who then kinda sorta goes off the reservation and lays waste to this town. The 2nd is a PoW rescue style affair, taking place in Vietnam. The 3rd is rescue/revenge in Afghanistan.

      So, American’s, then Vietnamese/Russian, then Russian.

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  4. John Ambitious

    July 11, 2013 at 11:26

    His face doesn’t seem to move much, so at least they got that bit of detail right.
    That dude really has messed up his face with surgery

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  5. Lardus

    July 11, 2013 at 11:29

    Bad English Accent: So Rambo, you come here to die hey?
    Rambo: No, I came yesterday.
    From a Barry Hilton show.

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    • Lardus

      July 11, 2013 at 11:30

      But Rambo wasn’t scared. Not because he’s a Green Beret, not because he’s a breeker…but because McGuyver was in the bushes waiting to come and rescue him!

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      • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

        July 11, 2013 at 11:31

        McGuyver FTW

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        • Andre116

          July 11, 2013 at 13:14

          I can’t imagine that they would ever reboot that show. Everyone will just wonder, “Why doesn’t he just call someone to come help him?”

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      • John Ambitious

        July 11, 2013 at 11:33

        Using his trusty tool kit….

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  6. Tbone187

    July 11, 2013 at 11:33

    Now all we need is a Chuck Norris game…How about Delta Force?

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    • Andre116

      July 11, 2013 at 13:12

      Don’t think it will be any fun. He’ll always be in god mode.

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  7. Martin du preez

    July 11, 2013 at 11:37

    This will be kak,I can feel it!

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  8. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    July 11, 2013 at 11:41

    I’ll be cautiously optimistic, but given how happily and eagerly licensed games fail, I’ll also have my chuck bucket ready…

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  9. Kromas

    July 11, 2013 at 11:44

    Looks good but I feel the reviewers will draw – First Blood … dum dum dummmmmm.

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    • Trevor Davies

      July 11, 2013 at 14:28

      No no no, not dum dum dummmmmmmmm. This called for *whip off sunglasses* YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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      • Kromas

        July 11, 2013 at 14:31

        Confession time. I have never finished a whole episode of CSI.

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  10. Trevor Davies

    July 11, 2013 at 14:51

    Those eyes tell me he’s not really concerned about that hand around his neck.

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