If it’s not anime Darryn drudges up on deck every episode it’s that Marvel’s Avengers game and for the life of me I can’t figure out why he’s still playing it.
Hey, kids! Have ya’ll ever played a video game? Oh, you have? Well, then this is good news because if you’ve played one then I assume you enjoy talking about them too? Right on, brother! Take a seat with us and we can gab for a second. Nah, grab whichever one you want, there’s a free one next to Darryn. He doesn’t bite but he does sometimes… Ah, there he goes licking again. Just ignore him, he’ll soon get over your taste. Unless you’re wearing Axe Chocolate deodera… don’t tell me that’s what you’re wearing. Give me a second, I’ll be right back with a towel, a squeezy bottle, and some soap.
After we’re done cleaning up Darryn’s saliva, we’ll be able to talk all about the excellence that is Monster Hunter: Rise, how mediocre Marvel’s Avengers continues to be, and unpack why the Undertaker is such an iconic wrestling powerhouse (who’s also a lovely man off stage, apparently!) Then we’ll hit a quick wrap-up of last week’s news and you can head on your way! Oh, you want more of our dumb bullshit? Don’t panic, friend! We’ll be here next Tuesday with another CritCast and if you can’t wait that long then head on over to Spotify or Anchor to view our back catalog. Twelve episodes already, where does the time go.
If there’s something that you’d like to see in the CritCast or you need some answers that only we can provide, drop myself or Darryn an email at either brad@criticalhit.net or editor@criticalhit.net. We don’t pay to advertise the show so word of mouth is a real blessing for us right now, if you’d be so kind as to tell your friends and family who might be interested; we’re very good with grandmothers, just so you know.
Last Updated: March 30, 2021
Original Heretic
March 30, 2021 at 08:38
Ugh, please stop making Suez jokes.
That ship has sailed.
HvR
March 30, 2021 at 09:06
They are repeated so often it like having deja vu ….