Can you smell it? That scent of rich carbon monoxide in the air from a hundred Ford Mustangs racing down Figgy avenue. The unmistakable sound of police sirens getting ready to assemble a SWAT team because a jaywalker may have been spotted. The strange cacophony of various accents in the air. Ladies and Germans, it is E3…day minus one.
Sunday usually kicks off the registration portion of the E3 event. Badges are collected, events are confirmed and someone will moan about the unbreakable Microsoft and Ubisoft wrist bands that they have to wear for the entirety of Monday. It’s all rather weird. But E3 wouldn’t be the same without that weirdness. Zoe, Alessandro and I will as usual be keeping things new-school with a running vlog of our high and lowlights of the event. In fact, here’s our very first one for the event!
Oh that Al. So innocent. So pure. We’ll break him out of his optimism, mark our words. In other news, Al and I have been brain-storming a new E3 buzzword, after Zoe and I murdered “Amazing” last year. We’ve currently settled on “Funk-tastic”, but please do leave any other suggestions in the comments below and we’ll see if we can work it into a video. Maybe it’s a specific slogan you want shouted, or a new word that totally wasn’t made up during a heated round of Scrabble. So go on, throw an idea or two at us.
Because that would be funk-tastic.
Last Updated: June 15, 2015
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
June 15, 2015 at 11:31
Just HAS to be Zoe to make a sex joke lol
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 15, 2015 at 11:39
Zoe is truly the coolest Lagz member. Sniff!
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
June 15, 2015 at 11:39
Ultra cool. Coolerer than Jack Parrow/
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 15, 2015 at 11:41
Coolererer than Batcat!
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
June 15, 2015 at 11:43
Coolerererer rrree ererrerere than the Frozen Movie. Oh SNAP.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 15, 2015 at 11:44
Ohhhh sheeeetttt you went full Disney bro!
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
June 15, 2015 at 11:44
Just had to go Full Disney bro, that’s how cool she is.
FoxOneZA
June 15, 2015 at 11:45
Cooler than Vanilla Ice
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 15, 2015 at 11:45
You just had to go there… 😮
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
June 15, 2015 at 11:46
Naa dude, you’re going too far now. Just stop, you need to collaborate and listen….I’m sorry, I got nothing lol
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 15, 2015 at 11:48
Could have been worse, he could have said cooler than Snow!
FoxOneZA
June 15, 2015 at 11:57
HA! Beat you to it!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 15, 2015 at 11:59
LOL! By seconds! Great minds think alike!
FoxOneZA
June 15, 2015 at 11:49
I was just about to revert to Snow :p
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
June 15, 2015 at 11:50
OH SHIT, A licky boom boom down!? NEVER go a licky licky boom boom down. EVER 😛
oVg
June 15, 2015 at 11:31
How did LG get Darryns Visa sorted out so quickly 😛 No 6 month quarantine?
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 15, 2015 at 11:40
The additional page to your passport? No wait that only works for Nigeria… carry on, soldier!
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
June 15, 2015 at 11:33
OH,hahaha I got a shoutout 😀 LOVE you guys…and hate you at the same time. Jelly.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 15, 2015 at 11:42
Next year they should send Umar, Rince and me. Damnit!
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
June 15, 2015 at 11:44
Little do they know I’ve been training my body to fit into a suitcase. They will never know!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 15, 2015 at 11:44
Little do they know, I’m 4 foot tall and could be disguised as an action toy or a dildo.. or both!
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
June 15, 2015 at 11:45
Lol! I heard that one does get particularly frisky during E3.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 15, 2015 at 11:47
Darryn? Yeah, I’ve heard that too! That’s OK man, I own a chastity belt!
https://38.media.tumblr.com/2b142342d16db5794bbfbd00aac133a7/tumblr_n2xbloCxfZ1sgl0ajo1_500.gif
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 15, 2015 at 11:38
Gang signs bro? In Los Angeles? Vato you gonna get iced, ese! (or tea bagged…)
Geoffrey Tim
June 15, 2015 at 11:39
I hope so. I hate them all.
Hammersteyn
June 15, 2015 at 11:40
Darryn looks a little Arabian, FBI might be interested. Just saying.
Geoffrey Tim
June 15, 2015 at 11:56
I think he might be “randomly” selected for a check on his flight home.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 15, 2015 at 11:58
But sir, what will they find during his cavity search? Amiibos? A sealed packet of Hershey’s? The complete collection of Mark Twain? All of the above and more?
HvR
June 15, 2015 at 12:29
More Colombian than Arabian
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYnN0jxHueUR75zVPoMr1c843w8pnEJj3C6OQuJGqiw9TdN8be
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 15, 2015 at 11:41
So basically, Darryn is Ferris Beuller? I would watch that… Darryn Bonthuys’ Day Off!
Thami Afurika-Jin HD
June 15, 2015 at 12:17
I wanna be just like you guys when I grow up :”(
Deceased
June 15, 2015 at 12:41
The D is kind of buff for a nerd/geek :/
Do you even lift bro? O.O
HvR
June 15, 2015 at 13:18
No he twerks
http://img.ifcdn.com/images/2a2b477a9ee28efa291a9cba20cb68b88290def56ddbb4722a9da3a3697c2942_1.gif
Deceased
June 15, 2015 at 14:17
Lul…
But in all seriousness… Deathklok FTW!!!
Ottokie
June 15, 2015 at 13:07
These vlogs will be AMAZING!