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The good, the bad and the ugly of the last week – 01 November 2013

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It’s the weekly wrap, it’s the weekly wrap! We’ve got fart jokes and dick gags inside, no sense of morality and even less scruples, because it’s the weekly wrap, it’s the weekly wrap! Holy hell, do I su-uck at writing these jingles for the weekly wrap!

Best Story

I don’t think words alone can accurately sum up the love we have for Polish developer CDPR. And it’s because of these no-DRM statements that we adore the chaps behind The Witcher 3.

Worst Story

Say what you like about the upcoming Command and Conquer, but after playing it at E3, I was convinced that the game was actually pretty damn good. It was pure CnC in the Generals style of gameplay, and Victory Games had some great ideas for the F2P title.

Ideas that have now been kak-canned, along with them as EA has pulled the plug on that game.

Best ION Header

India-Reynolds

The lovely India Reynolds wins ION of the week, for having such a winning personality and a  great taste in couches.

Most Comments

Wait, what’s this? I have most comments? I finally, finally have the most comments? With nary a smiling Geoff to be seen after he’s yet again trolled my noble efforts? I’m…I’m so happy. I can finally pass on, as my unfinished business on this mortal plane is done. Finally!

Least Comments

I’ve also got the least comments this week, five of ‘em in fact for Forza 5 (Poetic Justice!), but I’m still too giddy after finally getting the award above this one. Finally!

Batman Of The Week

Geoff-Bat

Despite not owning the right kind of rubber, Geoff is your Batman for the week. Leaving Zoe to be his Aunt Harriet and yours truly as random goon #9.

Header Image Of The Week

nvidiarrrr

Dammit Geoff, you know how I feel about pirate jokes. But in your case, I’ll make an exception.

Comment Of The Week

SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad, you deserve kudos for this gem today. And maybe a kilt.

"I am [Gamer X]. And I see a whole army of my [digital] countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight as free men. And free men you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?"

"Two thousand against [a multinational corporation]?" – one shouted. "No! We will
run – and [play AC4 as they intended]!"

"Yes!" [Gamer X] shouted back. "Fight and you may [suffer further DRM consequences]. Run and you will [certainly get to play single player], at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our [single player] freedom!"

*Edit: Please recite in Scottish accent. 😉

Last Updated: November 1, 2013

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  1. GEOOOOOOOOOOFF FTW

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    • stacyallen125

      November 2, 2013 at 20:16

      Don’t worry about deceiving. Now, its a compeletely secure way
      to make a 55$/hour.. Just go to this link… alturl.com/ugpjo

      Reply

  2. Admiral Chief Ninja

    November 1, 2013 at 12:31

    NO DRM!!!

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  3. Admiral Chief Ninja

    November 1, 2013 at 12:31

    WITCHERRRRRRRRRRRR

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  4. Admiral Chief Ninja

    November 1, 2013 at 12:31

    I’m off to go (beer)

    Have fun okies, see you Monday!!!

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    • Vampyre Squirrel

      November 1, 2013 at 12:40

      Tempted to down vote you for beering so early… unfair!

      Reply

      • Rincethisweekout!

        November 1, 2013 at 12:40

        I am doing it now just because of what you said… We seeing you tomorrow for the usual madness?

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        • Vampyre Squirrel

          November 1, 2013 at 12:42

          For at least part of tomorrow, I’ve got a few other things I gotta sort out before I can game tomorrow… will be on tonight too.

          Saw that the lads from Achievement Hunter are over Rank 100 already O.o

          I wanna rank up… so I’m doing jobs and survival mostly.

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          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 12:43

            I’ve been in SP (as usual) most of the week. On 81% now.

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 12:44

            Yeah, me too, I haven’t been on MP much this week… I’m up to 92.75% now… that one job finally spawned after 3 weeks of in game time.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 12:46

            I hate you guys! I don’t get enough time to play!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 12:47

            Hide Grey’s from your wife? 😛

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 12:49

            HAHAHAHAHAHAH! BOOM!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 12:50

            Grey’s is done and dusted! Just sorting out family shit!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 12:51

            Hide from the family?

            I’m sorry, that was lame… I’ll leave now…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 12:57

            It’s cool.. Just only have sooo much time in the day..

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 12:47

            Shit bro, well done! I’m currently on the flight school missions. HARD (Well, some are).

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 12:56

            You only need bronze for them to count towards your 100% completion 😛

            I’m collecting stuff… which is damned time consuming!!!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            November 1, 2013 at 12:57

            Gotta get ’em all.. what are you guys playing again? 😀

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 12:59

            It’s called ‘Shut up and collect em all’.

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 13:11

            Not Pokemon… we’re not Brendas

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 12:59

            But also fun.. when you finally get the thing you were looking for!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 13:07

            yeah, some of it is a mission to get to though

          • Rincethisweekout!

            November 1, 2013 at 12:59

            Yeah, the letters and UFO parts.. SHO

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 13:06

            Yeah, that’s what I’m busy with… then it’s the stunt jumps, under the bridge and knife fights… then I’m done.

            Already did the sub parts and nuclear waste.

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 12:57

            I… HATED… the helicopter missions in flight school! Stupid helicopter! Only ones I had to repeat…

            **traumatic helicopter flight school flashback**

            Stupid helicopter missions! **grrrrrrr**

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 12:58

            They are flipping hard!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            November 1, 2013 at 13:05

            Flying choppers sucks!!! those bridges man! they’re always in the way

          • Rock789

            November 1, 2013 at 14:25

            Exactly… Not to mention radio towers… Stupid radio towers, with their long metal poles!

            Sies! 😉

  5. Kyou

    November 1, 2013 at 12:34

    A sense a Fake Kyou about to appear……

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    • Rincethisweekout!

      November 1, 2013 at 12:39

      lol

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      • Kyou

        November 1, 2013 at 13:30

        What’s so funny!?

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    • Vampyre Squirrel

      November 1, 2013 at 12:40

      Your fake self sense is tingling?

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      • Rincethisweekout!

        November 1, 2013 at 12:40

        BOOM!

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      November 1, 2013 at 12:46

      UMAR QUIT IT!

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      • Kyou

        November 1, 2013 at 13:31

        That was not me!! It was the imposter!!

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          November 1, 2013 at 13:33

          You not very good at this Umar!

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          • ToshZA

            November 1, 2013 at 13:39

            *You’re.

            Sorry. *runs*. *falls down laughing* *gets back up, carries on running*.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 1, 2013 at 13:48

            Run Gingerbread man run!

  6. That Dark Twit

    November 1, 2013 at 12:36

    Grats to SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad!

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  7. Rincethisweekout!

    November 1, 2013 at 12:36

    Sargon buddy, if I hadn’t been at the Assassin’s Creed event on Monday, you wouldn’t have won this… Yeah, that reason! Well done mate 🙂

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  8. Kensei Seraph

    November 1, 2013 at 12:36

    Sargon that was a thing of pure manly beauty.

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  9. Vampyre Squirrel

    November 1, 2013 at 12:40

    Nice one Sargon! Epic comment.

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  10. Vampyre Squirrel

    November 1, 2013 at 12:41

    Well done Geoff… you ousted Brenda from the Batman throne again!

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  11. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    November 1, 2013 at 12:43

    Sargon…..you made my week mate. Amazing.
    Sad news about C&C though, man I am bleak about that….

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    • Rincethisweekout!

      November 1, 2013 at 12:55

      What happened?

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      • Ultimo_Cleric N7

        November 1, 2013 at 13:11

        Cancelled…..

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  12. Vampyre Squirrel

    November 1, 2013 at 12:47

    Sucks about CnC! Really need a good CnC game again… *mourns*

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  13. Alien Emperor Trevor

    November 1, 2013 at 12:48

    Sargon deserves a whole case of Bells.

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  14. Rock789

    November 1, 2013 at 12:54

    Definite kudos to Sargon – great comment! 🙂

    Reply

  15. Weanerdog

    November 1, 2013 at 13:33

    Well done Sargon that was an epic comment.

    Reply

  16. Anon A Mouse

    November 1, 2013 at 14:21

    There you go Brenda, now you can have batman fantasies as well…

    Reply

  17. Umar Moe Moe

    November 1, 2013 at 14:45

    Vell don Sarg!

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